random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Monolith]

Man the "optimization" crowd are a fascinating study in the slippery slope. What starts with "I wonder if I can take something to help my lifts" ends up at "dick stuck in ceiling fan"

 

[verygayFrogs]

DRINK BLEACH FATHERFUCKER

YOU'VE DONE GOOFED, I'VE BACKTRACED YOUR IP ADDRESS AND SENT IT TO THE CYBERPOLICE, CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

Drinking pickle juice is one of my guilty pleasures.

Stop smoking your weed indoors you idiot

THESE AREN'T MY CRAYONS!!

No, but OP has been caught ingesting gallons of semen.

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

EDIT: THE HOME INTRUDER IS BLACK LOL

>Committing a serious crime and getting into legal problems because of a fat, white trash retard.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

we live in a cisiety

 

[Thornforg]

There is not a single fucking picture in that page you linked and I could not give less of a fuck about your retard country and its shit laws. You lost two wars, you don't get to sit at the table and make decisions.

When I say "you" lost two wars, I mean the people who rebuilt your country, not "you" as in the fat bitch occupying it.

 

[Spergichu]

(PUNCHES YOU IN THE STUPID COCK)

 

[Snusmumriken]

Sweet baby jeezus in a manager

 

[NyQuilninja]

"I keep going to the same place and I swear, my food tastes like cum."

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Literary Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Shelves Like Nigga Close The Book Haha

Showing your lard stocks for everyone to be disgusted isn't the way of life, that's why.

Some people pay extra for the cum burger

I'm not reading all that unless snacks are provided.

We're reaching levels of based unseen since the 1940s right now.

I mean, it could be worse.
(apart from having a jew on the death row etc obvious Heilstorm)
They could force people to sniff Tooter's braps. Imagine the smell

Just shoot them in the head! It'll cost you five bucks, tops. Let me do it, I'll cut you a great deal; you can pay me by making me a duplicate of the person's last meal as long as it is something good.

and he's got bars for nipple piercings. Be a true hard core degenerate and use goddamn O-RINGS.

 

[Antipathy]

Oh no, the "irreplaceable queer art"! Tumblr banning porn was like the destruction of the Library of Alexandria, if every scroll had been dragon inflation porn, gay incest ships, and lesbians with huge noses, vitiligo, and pride flag hijabs.

Help I deliberately sought out sexual sadists to have sadistic sex with and they turned out to be sexually sadistic how could this be happening to me?

Unrelated to this tweet and probably hella late, but KevKev let his clit rot off? Lmao what a true lady. I can't imagine a woman would see her clitoris is festering and coming loose, only to just let it fall off.

No one needs to "debunk or weaponize" your "full body, feminine orgasms", Kevin, because women don't have them. We orgasm with our genitals, like regular people, as opposed to the waifus in your hentai I presume you're basing your idea of a ~female orgasm~ on. If you want to talk about how your elbows light up like erotic Christmas trees every time you orgasm because you're a true and honest woman, I am certainly not going to stop you from looking like a retard on twitter.

 

[lottalove]

When we are the people who are trying to speak sense into you, that may be the best sign that you are, in fact, not processing reality in a constructive way.

 

[nekrataal]

Trannydom is basically female blackface so I think there's something to this.

 

[NyQuilninja]

The am-hole is so gross it even drive away cockroaches.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Null’s mom with that burn your house down pussy

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Tl;dr: Hoes mad.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Why do you type, why are thoughts allowed to escape through your fingers.

 

[Spergichu]

I hope Yahweh smites all of you weeb nerds.

 

[fine tooth comb]

The minor attracted flag is also there (2:54) It's on the platform with the hijab owl.

 

[Pee Cola]

Please never use the term "sex bits" again. You can call it either a "penis" or "vagina". We're all adults here.

 

[Antipathy]

Welp PL'd this much already... Honest reason? I'm a sadistic monster who likes watching cute masochists squirm in misery and pain.

Please stop sharing your history of restraining people with ropes. Your anecdotes are not an insightful credential and it can be assumed hospital straps are not as restrictive as BDSM gear.

I'm 100% in favor of the death penalty for anyone who uses the term "mommy milkers".

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I mean, we all saw a naked breast back in the 70s, so what's wrong with 9 year olds watching anal trans midget incest porn?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Gibsmedat white boi.
Gibsmedat real good.
Gibsmedat harder oh yes daddi oh yes.

I'm a pre-op masc-presenting cis-exclusive transbian, put them dollars down in my outstretched big meaty hand.

"Have you ever played with a beaver, kids? Don't be afraid of the funny smells just dive ride in. If a pink snake comes up from behind you, don't be afraid, its saliva is magical."

So even though she's disavowed womenhood, gotten a masectomy, screamed about he/him pronouns, and got a backwards baseball cap, she's still just a walking beaver?

Anyway his fatass got rough, broke its spine and it became jello from there.

His nipples look like pencil erasers. I bet he would make lots of money on only fans.