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[KiwiFuzz]

Proverbs 16:18
Pride goes before destruction,
a haughty spirit before a fall

 

[NyQuilninja]

COME MY MINIONS
RISE FOR YOUR MASTER
LET YOUR EVIL SHIIIIIIINE

Suddenly, Cicada's are pretty based. I'd vote for them come midterms. At least their screeching is for an understandable purpose.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'll head them off at the pass of calling me retarded by saying being called retarded is bad. Which implies they already know I'm retarded. Checkmate.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm not falling for your tricks, clown man.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Why are Americans so fuckin obsessed with men forcibly sodomizing other men? Is every American male a latent homosexual or something?

These niggas are so deep in the closet they are finding their old massa's chains

You say that weed makes you gay, yet you were openly smoking it when you saw Terminator 2 in Wyoming?

 

[Gone Ham]

 

[Meat Target]

THE SCIENCE tells us that Brawndo is what plants Crave.

Somebody besides @CatParty actually reads Salon?

Whoever hacked those servers should've turned FIFA into the 4chan Cup.

 

[PhoBingas]

Have you figured out what you're going to say on your Death Tape?

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

Who are all these fucking mor-onns that keep spamming me. I don't get it. Fuck you @Hempsoap why did u harass me the whole time I was gone. You're a fucking asshole. And fuck @From The Uncanny Valley for being annoying.

I try to come back but you fuck weeds just keep raging at me. Fuck this shit. I'm gonna leave again I swear to God.

AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU MOTHERCUCKER

Fuck off don't pretend to like me motherfucker I hate you

CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

 

[Bubbly Sink]

FUCKING STOP FUCK YOU I JATE TOU SO MUCH YOURE A FJCKKG. MOTHER FUCKER I WANT TO FUCKING TEAR UR HEAD OFF FUCK YOU FUCK OFF FUXK OFFFFF!!!!

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Kelly has the immune system of a crocodile, she'll outlive us all

Can't, I'm too busy setting up some more Fundie Rape Squads

WTF I admire dicklets now?!

If we know how that tech works, we can do what ever we want to people. even making them black..

Oh, it all starts innocently enough with a finger probe. Then, like heroin, you need more, bigger doses. Anal beads, dildos, fisting until one day you're in the hospital getting Godzilla surgically removed from your anus.

In a year where we’ve gotten things like the Powerpuff Girls script leak and Cruella’s mom being drop-kicked off a cliff by Dalmatians, I like that “women using a cucumber as a sex toy” is your point of disbelief.

My favorite part is how the Pope wakes up and sees a big black cock (oblelisk) through his window every day.

I once saw a guy masturbating to bondage porn at the library when I was in middle school. The cucumber story's unlikely, but possible.

We wuz circumcised n shiet!

buck breaking is absolutely necessary and idgaf who is offended

I AM A F U C K I N. G ADULT!!!!!!!!

Fuck you

 

[fine tooth comb]

Ooof it's always kiwi farms, TMZ of white boys

 

[Meat Target]

Have you tried uncutting off part of your dick? Maybe that will help.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

THE FUCKING DOCTORS TOLD ME I HAD TO BE SUPERVISED BUT I WINT LET THEN WIN ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN RHE WORLD NEEDS ME

 

[NyQuilninja]

Too bad he didn't try to rape a saltwater croc while he was here.

The press are free to be bombed just like any other subhuman group of people.

Fuck off niggers

Somebody besides @CatParty actually reads Salon?

Breaking news! Null's girlfriend becomes Florida Woman the Stripper!

K but where's the uncensored video at, I need my fix of nude junkies trashing places

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Okay, but why hate someone who makes funny silly Youtube content when there are so many people in the world who are genuinely evil? Where are the "lolcow" threads about dictators, serial killers and war criminals?

This has to be one of my favorite quotes of all time.

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I didn’t realize TMZ was so based.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

God has really become a personal asset and partner in locating abusive people who make threats to me and aggravate me on a personal level.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Don't be crazy, they can't put a grill outside. Earl might sneak up onto their property at night and overinflate the propane tank.

Here comes Muslim batman....

 

[Meat Target]

Being "white" in South America is like being king of the shitpit. It's colonization's cruel consolation prize.

 

[verygayFrogs]

"I realized something was wrong when she cummed in my ass".

JK Rowling must be stopped.

Americans correctly believe soccer is for gay babies.

"Sexually battered"?

What did he do? Bang on her boobs like a pair of bongos?