random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[NyQuilninja]

Those are not men though, they're retarded mentally ill faggots.

Is it degeneracy? I bet it's degeneracy.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I know you want to outlaw pre-martial sex because you believe in a Catholic version of Sharia law, but most of us don't want that.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

He committed the cardinal sin of openly being what they publicly deny being, while actually being.

You can sin against man, you can sin against God, you can sin against every principle of basic decency and humanity, but your goose is cooked if you sin against The Narrative.

The obsession with flags sickens me.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Hot folks got brain problems too, my friend.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Why would they show TBC, Futas are banned.

Turn based combat. what were you thinking of?

Throbbing big cocks

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Right up the bear's ass.

 

[NyQuilninja]

TO THE SHED WITH YOU!

Imagine being almost 40, childless, and having a strong opinion on Spongebob

Goddamn that teacher looks like talcum x sean white or whatever the fuck his name was. Also, i can smell her hair from here, and what kind of fucking pronoun is us?!

Fucking faggot lovers

Just because she's ugly doesn't mean she's trans smh my head wow transphobia

 

[PinstripeLuns]

Given an inch, they take an 18 inch realistic wolf dick dildo from Bad Dragon.

 

[NyQuilninja]

So how much spaghetti can you get for a used PS4, after you take out the cost of a bedframe?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Elliot Rodger knew how to drive, and I can only assume, tie his shoes as well.

 

[verygayFrogs]

What if we kissed under Kiwi Farms?

"Corpse" was an appropriate name for a troon cult. Well, alright, maybe only for 41% of the members.

Wonder what the KKK’s ratio of am holes to girl cock is. I’m guessing less than half.

Imagine being such a tedious sperg it gets you banned from a Smash Bros. Tournament. And most those guys don't even bathe regularly.

The autism in this thread just tripled.

I swear we're living rent-free in her head now.

It's kind of hard to tell someone who's default emotional state is anger to not be angry. The entire world's stock of Snickers couldn't change that.

Dude has a boner for Reverend Lovejoy.

Hailey’s grandma is fat and I would not have sex with her

I'd have sex with her for the memes

This isn't a movie you sperg. Stop acting dramatic.

Hailey and @AnonChan aren't gonna fuck you bro

You can't delete a Kiwifarms account, you goddamn sped.

I'm not faking anything. You all are just evil. I actually tried to cut myself but the damn knife wouldn't do shit. You all would be happy if I kill myself, right? Is that right?

Oh YoU aRe A pUsSy, MaD aT iNtErNeT?

ok, say it again but this time don't say it like a braindead furry about to die from a lack of oxygen.

Hey, I said I'd fuck Hailey I'm nice

Fuck Null.

I wish I was as bad at reading as you are.

Were you molested whilst the simpsons played in the background?

I'm really curious about is why you favourited that loli hentai.

I think its just the tism but I could be wrong

Ahh the joys of having the lolcow of interest spam their thread

 

[NyQuilninja]

Well, that proves it and even the dogs agree. Reporters don't have souls.

 

[naught sock account 1]

Ahh the joys of having the lolcow of interest spam their thread

the flailing & wailing was lovely.

 

[419]

Joe Biden cannot do anything for take down this kind of sites?

 

[Tour of Italy]

Ahh the joys of having the lolcow of interest spam their thread

“Fuck Null” has a beautiful simplicity to it.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Rape is an amazing motivator and is not only a defense tactic

 

[Meat Target]

> Hello fellow Farmers how goes it fags?

 

[NyQuilninja]

Why the fuck is there cabbage on a pizza

"My pussy is broken and here's why that's a good thing."

"Privately I was weirdly happy that my husband needed to have painful surgery done on his balls. I didn't tell him at the time, but years later I'd admit it publicly in this bizarre article"

I'm sure some of them will eat dicks later...

 

[RW 1995]

"Dieteeng situation type deal" or just "situation type deal"
or any of Amberlynn's poetry

 

[Meat Target]

Yeah, I'm not going anywhere near you. I'd be safer in an elevator with a chimpanzee with a loaded shotgun.

Because if you don't like Marvel, you clearly want to use the N-word.

You're on the wrong side of cholesterol you fat cunt

I just want to read about Xinnie the Pooh's friends Bidlet and Kamanga. We don't need a bunch of faggots auditioning for Eeyore.

Funny how I owe a fat piece of shit their good health, but they're not expected to put down the goddamn fork.

don't post things a mongoloid dropped in infancy could come up with.