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3MMA said:
One of you, who keeps posting Palmer Report stuff in this thread, should go to Prospering Grounds, (as stated earlier by a longtime poster here, to someone who kept posting repetitive things in this thread.)

This isn’t the Palmer thread.

You go to Prospering Grounds, described just a few comments above. Lurk more. It’s not hard. Anyone who is a member can start a thread there, then, once vetted by a mod, the thread is moved to the proper place, in part decided by thread creator & mods.

Proving Grounds/ Prospering fucking grounds. A place to ask for help/ tips/ con crit, is provided, too, there. Lurk & you shall see, & for fucks sake, there’s enough of you fagging out for Palmer Report in this thread, band together in private messages or something & make the damn thread.

& all the n00bs bitching about permissions here, no, lurk more, & you shall find. Prospering Mother Fucking Grounds. If you have a membership on KF, & aren’t a douche, maybe even if you are one, you will notice you DO have “permission” to post threads, there. It’s the beginning basics.
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Lord of the Large Pants said:
Burger King has the best fast food burgers. (Compared to Wendy's, McDonald's, etc.)

Fite me.
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Bowl of Ramen said:
Chris, you’re making Hank Hill cry.
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Oliver Onions said:
Piccolo is without a doubt the best father figure in the DBZ universe.
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Koby_Fish said:
He keeps using that word
I do not think it means what he thinks it means.
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We put the "Oi!" in "paranoia!"
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Oh Long Johnson said:
But Chris is a white nigger.
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Nahum 3:5-6
“I am against you,” declares the Lord Almighty. “I will lift your skirts over your face. I will show the nations your nakedness and the kingdoms your shame. I will pelt you with filth, I will treat you with contempt and make you a spectacle.
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Flexo said:
Imagine Microsoft being in charge of maintaining your brain.
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Godzilla@1989 said:
I don’t even give a shit about gamergate and even that conspiracy sounds retarded.
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Chapstick4Lyfe said:
Maybe their deflated ballsacks absorb it better? That's why Slackary Antolak rubs it on his testicles. Or so he claims.
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Haram Exercise said:
"Yes daddy government feed me more corn slop"
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All Cops Are Based said:
My crabs are getting impatient
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Not Really Here said:
I had a dog that liked to try to bite me once, when he went for a bite I shoved my hand into his mouth fingers tickling his throat.
After a few times of having a sore jaw and puking he stopped trying to bite.
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Sanae Kochiya said:
... These people have a weird idea of what qualifies as a 6-year-old girl.
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fishercat said:
This is too horrifying to be real. I refuse to accept this.
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Krampus said:
Humanity`s going down the shitter faster than it already has been this year... *sigh*
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JergenFish said:
When tumblr takes a stand against a tranny you know it's bad.
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Sonic Hoo said:
what kind of parents let a six-year-old use the internet
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wheat pasta said:
I am a furry. My mom just found my browser history.
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Oglooger said:
I just took a huge dump.
I just realized there is no toilet paper in the house
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AnOminous said:
There was a knock at the door.

"Yoo hoo, it's your date, Brianna Wu!"
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Done said:
Imagine being so crazy, that an entire state decides to become your personal tard wrangler. :story:
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Twinkie said:
have a gravy and settle down.
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orelpuppington said:
Thank you for giving me yet another opportunity to discuss how i hate justine and her horse mouth
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FishCake said:
hahah fuck them kids
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FishCake said:
imagine watching KUWK and seeing them drinking coffee from those ugly duck mugs lol
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RandallBoggs said:
7 dollars for a fucking sticker?
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Rupert Bear said:
Cope seethe cringe dilate put me on the /r/4chan screencap
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verygayFrogs said:
Never underestimate the power of a neverending boner
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Local FloRida-man said:
slap me on the spectrum
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Autumnal Equinox said:
Yeah this is about as real as Pamela Anderson’s tits.
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White Girl said:
At LEAST Jonathan Yaniv was giving kiwis free used tampons.
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Uberpenguin said:
I hope you get raped by a camel.
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Calooby said:
YES I FUCKING DO SWEAR YOU FUCKING TRUMP NAZI FEMINIST LOW-LIFE RAPIST GARY SUE MOTHERFUCKER I'M GONNA RIPE YOUR GUTS OUT AND MAKE BEEF STEW OUT OF THEM AND HAVE A PICNIC WITH MY GERIATRIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PRINCIPAL HUSBANDO WITH IT AND GIVE YOU A BAD RATING ON YELP!
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Epic Fedora Man said:
Placing anything in Canada is a mistake.
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Marissa Moira said:
If I knock out everyone there with my fists does that make me the Pawg Champ?
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Calooby said:
It's kind of hard to tell someone who's default emotional state is anger to not be angry. The entire world's stock of Snickers couldn't change that.
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Haram Exercise said:
You’ll know how I’m doing based on how many drunk fed posts I make every night
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NerdShamer said:
Breaking news! Null's girlfriend becomes Florida Woman the Stripper!
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NyQuilninja said:
Alex Jones is right that's a fucking demon
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Chaos Theorist said:
Chicken wings are delicious and beloved by all races
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keyboredsm4shthe2nd said:
the call of chicken is not to be resisted.
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Slap47 said:
They're putting chemicals in the rains of Africa.
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Niggernerd said:
points knife at cats throat
"Its complicated"
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naught said:
I'd have sex with her for the memes
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Ronnie Rocket said:
The autism in this thread just tripled.
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Coelacanth said:
This isn't a movie you sperg. Stop acting dramatic
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ICraveDeath said:
Hailey and @AnonChan aren't gonna fuck you bro
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naught said:
Were you molested whilst the simpsons played in the background?
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verygayFrogs said:
Damn I thought this would be about milfs
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Ted_Breakfast said:
Okay okay, but get this. Tranny dick, on a pizza. Eh? Ehh?
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Tour of Italy said:
“Fuck Null” has a beautiful simplicity to it.
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John McAfee said:
Soy with a side of man boobs. Dinner is served, neet bugmen.
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Death Grip said:
Like a chicken thing that has been used to wipe someone's ass no doubt...
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Meat Target said:
I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGS
I WILL NOT LIVE IN THE POD
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
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Space Cooter said:
Putin better be careful. On a small farm in Colorado Cpt Phil is training up NATOs new secret weapon: the Alpaca mounted "groomin girldicks" shock troop cavalry regiment.
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Kheapathic said:
Obviously the first scientific test to perform, is to see what it tastes like. We know what yellow is, but if people are gonna call it Watermelon Snow, then I demand timely and accurate samples.
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Geralt of Rivia said:
In other news, we have confirmed reports of retarded retards, starving vegans and overweight fat people also existing as well.
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JosephStalin said:
Another one who can blow dogs or get fucked by horses.
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