random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[verygayFrogs]

>A NICK JR CARTOON REFERENCING RUPAUL

Imagine you're the one straight dude and you fuse to beat Vegeta or whatever and instead of a powerboost you turn into a faggot.

Trash like this is what happens when you replace actual reporters with activists that have 90+ mental disorders.

introducing Florida Man's racist uncle: Texas Tourist!

So that shitty movie Blood Glacier was actually a documentary?

Rainbows are for Jesus only!

tommy is fat and i would not have sex with him

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg can get the ignore function when he admits that he's a dog fucking, pedophile man.

There are Mexicans in Utah?

And still no flying cars. Thanks, science.

God is dead, and fags killed him.

The fat bastard gets his own board. If every user has to be exposed to him, he should be exposed to every user. It's only fair for the ocular herpes he somehow transmits over the airwaves.

Sissy hetero boipussy DESTROYED by BRC!

Bring in sexbots for everybody, man and woman. We'd all be a lot fucking happier.

Maybe if you gooks stopped squinting so much you could see the niggers attacking you more clearly. You're welcome.

Only autists care about some shit emotes and stickers.

Ah yes, my gender is BLACK SQUARE.

Telling that this 23 year old would rather fuck someone's white granny than bang someone young of his own race. The absolute state of black women.

if they do i hope it's sex slavery

 

[tehpope]

Negroid the Barbarian, Slayer of trolls and Eater of Worlds

 

[Meat Target]

If you're gonna steal from the gubmint, you might as well go BIG!

 

[tranny2000]

Jesse, we have to cook estrogen.

 

[Coffee Shits]

Fuck all of you and stop trying to Segway yourselfs into my life

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The real reason "true communism" has never been attempted is because true communism is an AnCap nightmare on Earth™ brought to you by the Disney Corporation, our compassionate leaders. Just ask communists on the internet.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I thought the entire point of the Oregon Trail is that half your family gets a terrible case of the shits and dies, and then you drown in a river.

Doesn't exactly make the prospect of colonialism seem appealing.

*adjusts lap blanket and sips metamucil*

As a scholar of theology I can definitively say that you will never be a woman and in Hell you will burn as a man.

I give it 10 years until the first murder at the hands of an Orgasmatron 3000™ happens.

Look how they massacered fister robato

That's a high quality broke buck right there. So gentle even granny can ride.

I misread this as for all ages and almost lost it.

In case you've ever wanted to get sexually excited by a Hershey's Kiss with a nipple on front.

This clothing is made for young coeds, who have probably been roofied at least once and old women desperately trying to recapture their youth. How dare they betray their fanbase like this.

 

[NyQuilninja]

And the niggers. Don't even get me started about the niggers...

That's one way to waste a lot of money for something that can be done using a dildo and your imagination.

China please nuke us

Nigga that's the gayest shit I ever read

Jesus could turn water into wine, but could he turn a dick into a pussy?

That's just your boner, time for your 4 o'clock prostate milking, my little egg

Telling that this 23 year old would rather fuck someone's white granny than bang someone young of his own race. The absolute state of black women.

Even grannies are buck breaking these days

I've seen less wrinkles in a residential home.

60? My dead grandma looks younger.

This nigga its fucking dried skin muppet

Yeah, rainbows are just surface level. The true queer aesthetic is child molestation.

I think queers should stop appropriating clown culture, offends me.

Fatty weep, fatty eat, fatty's ass goes through her seat.

Let me guess, article paid by Big Dildo?

I am confuse because they say boyfriend and partner with a penis
So many micro aggressions

Holy CWC-face, Batman!

He cannot get the taste of Putin's balls out of his mouth.

Her sexual identity is "fat"

Because you're fucking ugly.

It's really not that complicated.

I have more trouble abstaining from eating olives than I do sex. What is wrong with these people?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Paleontology is racist.

Battleships are racist.

The alphabet is racist.

The trees are not racist, but are oppressed.

Still lives of fruit are racist.

Swords are racist.

Lightning is not racist (thank God)

This game is hard!

One minute youre looking at birds, the next you begin thinking 'six million seems pretty high'

And as a random.txt connoisseur et aviatrix frequent, I assumed that quotes from the "Buck Breaking" thread were like fucking bucks in a barrel, or something. I picture Null sitting there chuckling and copypastaing at his leisure. I am honored to have witnessed it.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Imagine you're the one straight dude and you fuse to beat Vegeta or whatever and instead of a powerboost you turn into a faggot.

 

[Revo]

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[Aunt Carol]

When fistula times come, you can add 'feces' and 'blood' to the list.

 

[Same Shit Different Ass]

"I am the biggest mario golf slut"

- Chibi Nekodemyx

 

[Meat Target]

you should keep your retarded brother New Zealand in check

I don't care how much I hate Biden; France needs to be Minecrafted back to the Stone Age for their insolence.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

nothing scary about an 11ft+ goat in a dress in the desert at dusk...nope my Lord and Master Satan isn't anywhere to be found there

 

[Local Fed]

Neither I nor your Korean husbando will read this shit or acknowledge your existence.

Are Abbos truly human or are they classified as a type of motor vehicle?

Among Dielawn's other beliefs:

"Men and women are very poorly matched. Women should be more like men."
"I have all the best qualities of men and the 'other gender'"
"Men should get pregnant"
"I hope this doesn't make me sound gay"

>I dyed my hair to feel more masculine

Tesla is a failure until they produce catgirls.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Maybe unicorns are butterflies, and Jupiter is a meatball.

 

[Meat Target]

i have no idea what you are talking about but it sounds like faggotry

Bugman: Sir, your payment was rejected after today's inflation spike and I will have to repossess those bugsteaks!

 

[Disc]

There's a disproportionate amount of shit opinions in this thread.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The only thing that could save E3 would be Reggie busting in the studio of one of these cringe filled skit shows and gun them down, fuck the nigger porn actress from the PC show and resurrect a cyborg Iwata with a hydraulic cock.

Nigga, I'm trying to look at porn.