random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[KiwiFuzz]

Buy a fucking chicken sandwich, it's 2021 and we're in hell


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[Pee Cola]

i may be a pedophile but at least i dont make drum and bass

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What's to blame here; the leaf, the frog, both, or society as a whole?

So I guess it's a pleasant surprise to not be quite as grossed out by a canada story as I expected to be.

That's so sad. Imagine being reduced to your genitalia, fucking awful.

Their flag is a fucking leaf.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

CSA has always been a crusty lesion

 

[Aunt Carol]

Think of this exhibition of "art" as similar to the Hindu concept of Brahman, the unknowable, transcendent essence of reality, whose various facets can be glimpsed through all of the lesser gods we associate with the religion. Each mutated, retarded weasel Lou commissions brings us one step closer to getting the full effect of his mutated, retarded soul.

It'd be punchier with only the last sentence, but the insight is keen.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

"I am the biggest mario golf slut"
Should be one of those quotes that pop up at the top right of every KF page.

 

[Little Dark Age]

They can carve "Transwomen are Women" into a colossal stone statue in a spinny skirt like a Tranny Ozymandias, but eventually the winds of time will just blow it away

 

[NyQuilninja]

Take your meds or you get the hose dogfucker.

A&N replaced hhh with a dog fucking pedophile. Terrific.

Me Chinese
Me so dumb
Don't know from where the punches come

This entire post was a mistake

die you filthy piece of shit

her hair line is about to peace the fuck out

That "no-go zone" is going to be a toddler's asshole come sundown.

Solution: kill family members per-emptively to prevent faggotry.

America really does worship Jews and Niggers. We're done.

Whatever. I'm not helping carry your humongous casket.

Adults who go to Disney World/Land every year are autistic and/or trying to fuck an autistic girl.

a gal i used to bang sent me this troon video about jordan peterson. we arent speaking anymore.

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Eat shit, journoroaches.
You deserve every ounce of "harassment" you receive. After all, what's that saying "you have free speech but you aren't free from the consequences?"

Well that’s a pointless wall of text if I ever saw one

Throw in a free weave and I'm in!

What's to blame here; the leaf, the frog, both, or society as a whole?

Their flag is a fucking leaf.

Tesla is a failure until they produce catgirls.

>Sum Ting Wong
The simulation is malfunctioning again

It looks like this person took the early 90's aesthetic, vomited more pastel bullshit on it and claimed it as their own.

How the fuck does a 65 year old even commit homicide? They wake up at 6 and sleep by 4

Oh my fucking god just let it go you colossal faggots.

"Well, yeah, we lied to you because we didn't want to help TRUMP - That nigga is rude on the internet, the greatest crime of all." - A scientist standing on a pile of elderly corpses.

I can't be mad at retards playing dress up.

 

[Tour of Italy]

Just don't let anybody in your ass bro.

 

[Meat Target]

The most surprising thing to me is the complete lack of a monstergirl version of these things so far. I guess not even mangaka want to think about their dicks near these things.

 

[TV's Adam West]

The bigger problem here is the fact that you have a softcore hentai sonic avatar with a massive bulge thats staring me right in the fucking face.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Men can't love eachother anymore without somebody getting assfucked.

It. Is. Never. Enough.

This is bullshit that could not be more divorced from reality if it were in Narnia.

This thread makes me want to start worshipping a black cube

“This party sucks. Trump is too loud. Merkel is such a commie. I wish I was at home reading nakadashi hentai right now.”

Women are gross.

 

[Meat Target]

The humanoid piece of chewed gum just has to know about everything and have the final word on things.

"WAAA PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF MY HORSE HAIR WIG AND GAY FAGGOT TOP HAT LIFE IS HARD"

please teach me your racist sidewalk walking ways

True story or not, I will now only refer to geese as “cobra chicken.”

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If you jerk off to your own thoughts it feels better when you coom.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Shit, I've gotta boost my numbers.

We're the Statler and Waldorf of the internet.

Only autists care about some shit emotes and stickers.

Try making some good posts once in a while you stupid fucking faggot

I can't wait for my homestead retirement.

raisins masquerading as chocolate chips are the worst

Ketchup on eggs is an affront to decency and society.

Just dive into it and learn as you go. That's the best way to do it

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I like josh because he is almost a normal respectable person. This website for what ever it is is made him keep a distance from his family, he talks about starting a family and doesn't and wonders why some people have an issue with the concept of dox. At the end of the day he is gonna do what makes him happy. I dislike the fact he takes the moral high ground of traditionalism yet does not fulfill his role in it. But alas who am I to judge.

 

[Meat Target]

When the moon hits your twat

like a John's dick snot

You're a Wuh-hor-ay

Instead we're probably just going to be getting rape hornets next year...

I'm sorry, you wanted non-rape hornets?

 

[NyQuilninja]

He looks like Mayor McCheese's stoner brother.

brb, installing flamethrowers and a lava moat all around my house.

Looks like the German flag taking a shit.

This kind of shit is creating an entire generation of serial killers.

I’m saving Only Fans for when I hit the meltdown portion of my career. I’ll use it to shove chicken tendies up my ass or something like that.

I’m married to a Jew. Am I in an interfaith marriage or an interracial marriage?

why does queer mean fat

It looks like she pissed in the pool.

HH:Horrifying Titty Creature, II:Man in a Dress

Meghan Markle definitely promotes softness in my masculinity.

Just because I acknowledge that dogs can consent doesn't mean I want to put a deranged halfie in a chocolate lab outfit and play "bury the bone" with her.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Drawn CP bad. Real CP good.

Edit : Ok, I swear my cat just posted this message. Fuck, how do I delete it, now ?

“instead of letting them ruin me, turn them into part of the fabrication of my life”.

Uh Nv c Ds egg 696r. F HF rBn dbi943c vgjru75c dvyu tj83c dvj7 ye vg u

Few from BP chat yesterday. @christie @Taco Bell Chihuahua @krazy orange cat

 

[Meat Target]

My kid turned into a butt-lusting demon tranny after he learned Mewtwo had dick, balls, and a vagina.