random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[verygayFrogs]

become the max hardcore of tranny porn.

Same thing I do every morning: inject heroin through my ass hole and into my ball sack. I call it a warm cup of mud.

This thread is exceptional as fuck.

The cat gave me a bigger boner.

Getting a boner over Jesus would be gay, though.

Love your body like I love fried cheesecake

I thought this was another thread on Null for a sec.

Hot Beef Injectors

Baby-gravy trains

Cummies Day.

HEY BERNICE YOU'RE A FAT WHITE-NIGGER AND YOU SMELL LIKE HAMBURGER GREASE

"Congrats for doing a SEVERELY big cum in me 13+ times"

The one thing whites, blacks, hispanics, etc can all agree on in the U.S. is that we're not fucking eating bugs.

Let them eat cake!" was a better fucking solution than "let them eat bugs!".

I DO NOT CARE THAT AFRICAN NIGGERS EAT BUGS. I AM NOT AN AFRICAN NIGGER. I DO NOT WANT BUGS

 

[NyQuilninja]

Think on the state of a society where women can feel entitled to force taxpayers to fund their self-indulgent lunacy and be taken seriously.

Literally a fucking gas chamber holy shit.

Would rather have a random sample of KF regulars run a train on me.

I DO NOT CARE THAT AFRICAN NIGGERS EAT BUGS. I AM NOT AN AFRICAN NIGGER. I DO NOT WANT BUGS

Have you thought about carrying a vial of troon piss with you?

He'd yell "Silly Goose", then turn water into semen.

"Please doctor, I am all out of my schizophrenia medication and the white guy across the street wearing a cowboy hat scares me"-the article.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

Courtesy of @L50LasPak.

 

[NyQuilninja]

They forgot rectal prolapse an scat chariot racing.

Crypto was a great way to make underperforming and future gambling addict college students commit suicide so they save the taxpayer the future food stamps money.

We have literal mad men running the madhouse right now.

You will wear Amazon Basics diapers and you will like it!

 

[LurkTrawl]

It's scary to think about how I would have gotten through the last year without Kiwi Farms. Not because I care about any of you pinwheel autistic niggerfaggot motherfuckers.

Thanks and shout out to xX Puss Slayer Xx for finding cringe Transformers fan-fic written by Shoujax.

While they get Alaska to show off that fat ass they notice he appears to have shit himself.

 

[Big Nasty]

This is like the dumpster of the internet. It's literary worst than any anon message board i've ever seen, and you guys seem to enjoy collecting trash and you seem good at it.
I'm really impressed..

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Then what is "liver of blaspheming Jew?"

I mean can't they just do what everyone else does and create their own wacky cult?

Maybe, just maybe, people don't like hanging around with people who use period blood to hex their enemies.

Pro-tip: If the "small folk" take your shit you need to clean the area you lost it in, if not your whole house. The rational explanation is that you lost it because your space is a mess, and the supernatural explanation is that fairies are fucking with you because your space is a mess.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

@Newman's Lovechild

 

[JamusActimus]

I can however say with confidence that this guy has definitely taken it up the ass already.

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

When a young woman has sex with Lucas, however, this is like drinking one glass of milk. There will be less farting and urination. So open those legs.

 

[Donutcapybara]

This site slandered and raped him! Like same to happen on me...

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If God were a Tranny he'd have destroyed Creation immediately.

If there is a God, He has a massive, swinging dick.

HE HAS A FUCKING BEARD LONGER THAN YOUR TROON CLIT LEAVE GOD OUT OF IT

 

[NyQuilninja]

My mother was close to 40 when she had me. I am quite autistic tbh.

It feels great knowing that just by existing I terrify faggots and niggers.

Dat butthole tho....

Oh really? Try banning black and brown faggot folks and see how all the power of the State and Private capital comes after you.

What does have to do with Gay Pride? Do I need to be the Lorax in the leather outfit who talks for the homos?

With a stomach full of their wife's boyfriend's sperm from cleaning her out with their tongues every evening after sex.

Imagine writing an article trying to tell people why it's progressive to hit "YES" to a bunch of dialog trees to get a gigantic videogame cat man to fuck your butthole.

This show is so fucking astroturfed that I'm slowly becoming more and more convinced that it's a government gayop run by Illuminati Jews in order to turn every child into a green-haired lesbian. There's no other explanation because the show's quality is on itself pure shit.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Imagine being worried about your contributions to the world 100 years from now when we don't even want you contributing to a garbage kiwi farms thread today.

I am starting to get real tired of Homosexuals.

You know for all the propaganda, I still have no clue what "queer" is supposed to mean. It's like homosexuality for lazy people who can't even decide what they are into?

Let me poorly adapt a joke from my country.
"We should arm diversity and send it to conquer South America, if they win, we have South America, if they lose, we have America."

"Ahhh my sickle cell is killing me - Please, I need to see a doctor!

"Sorry, Tyrone. Action and planning are a white man thing. Instead of an appointment, how about you see... MUH DICK NIGGA? Lol, but seriously, you are actually suffering a heart attack. Might wanna try a white hospital in the suburbs, nigga."

Is that a gas fired barbeque in an enclosed space? My God, they really have built a gas chamber.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Lol just let people murder each other what are you communist

 

[verygayFrogs]

I was unaware it was a federal crime to contact someones mother but hey, good to know.

FUCK BUGS! SHOW THEM HOW IT FEELS TO BE BITTEN AND HARRASSED! MAKE THEM FEAR YOU!

YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
YOU WILL DRINK THE DONKEY SEMEN

 

[NyQuilninja]

Let's see...
If I remember right, the last time I had sex with Ben's wife was Saturday, and it was doggy

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Her life makes no sense. Just a bunch of lies with a side of fries.

 

[tranny2000]

Cry like like a huge fag and go to federal prison to own the Libs!

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Doctor: “You have a family history of heart disease, so avoid fatty foods”
Patient: “You talking shit about my mom?”

Have you thought about carrying a vial of troon piss with you?

Someone is going right to the front of the line, I hope. Go directly to Ol' Sparky, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Isn`t fucking puppies to death, already a red flag?

Nobody is eating this shit. Nobody wants to eat this shit. Shut the fuck up. You can eat it if you want you stupid faggots, none of us are.

Delta Plus Turbo Hyper Super Ultimate Fighting World Championship HD Remix Gold strain when?

I've been saying for years you can literally smell the incel on people and now science has backed me up.

I am now imagining seeing someone with a Band-Aid saying "I Got The Lion King Sting!" and I wish for the death of the universe.