random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Local Fed]

Null’s mom with that burn your house down pussy

Then again, you can't spell nutrition without NUT.

My dad loved me enough to tell me not to act like a fucking weirdo in public.

You gotta get a tattoo of a palm tree by your cooch, so it looks like it's going on vacation.

Unfortunately as a member of the 'tism community, we do not claim the asexuals. I will now be passing them on to the dyslexics.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Imagine thinking a dude who keeps pictures of himself eating shit out of a diaper around.

 

[Screw Danlon]

Everyone’s gangsta until the hicks start impaling each other.

 

[Meat Target]

Why are you doing this to us?
What did WE do to deserve it?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

He couldn't get laid if his dick cured yeast infections.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Fuck all these people...

These are the type of women that must be dressed into burqas.

Why can't we have nice things?

This article made me decide that if my kid comes out as "queer" I'm beating them to death.

Genetically engineered.... fishgirls?

 

[Sharklaser]

By and large the furry fandom is bi and large.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Don't try and blame this man's crimes on the jews, please.

Tell us more about how are you gonna fuck Joshua Moon!

you forgot he had his harem of children called the little fishies.

It's what he gets for all the popups on my laptop

 

[Meat Target]

This isn't even a good fetish. Now Buck Breaking on the other hand.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The quality of the schools is terrible. Not a single person I've ever met has said American schools are anything less than hell on earth. The university professor I know has stated to me with absolute sincerity that he views genital mutilation as only a fractionally more damaging thing to do to a child than forcing them through the American primary education system.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Unironically. If I made a joke about twerking sheboons stopping 'bruthas' from being saved, the actual neo nazis I'm friends with would say I was being crass, and to not make up obvious stereotypes.

Reality is something else.

 

[Big Nasty]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

He must be assblasted at all times because of his retarded politics, imagine living life like that, imagine surrounding yourself with people you disagree with about almost everything.

For real,how many pagans u know actually have a clean house and can find Anything?

Blaming her grandmother's crimes on some nebulous patriarchy is the clearest case of transference you could hope for.

This whole thread is a goldmine of funny one liners.

Bugs aren't kosher or halal

Can't wait for this bullshit to cause an ecological collapse and inadvertently destroy a shitload of crops somehow.

You first faggots. Eat nothing but bugs for a week and tell me how you want to kill yourselves. Then I’ll laugh at you while I eat a hamburger.

The only person I've respected that ate bugs is John the Baptist.

Yeah, you’re pretty retarded alright.

Tell us which backwards 3rd world hellhole considers insects a delicacy.

Fucking neck yourself.

There are some Americans who eat neither fast food nor cockroaches. Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

What level of gaslighting are we on right now?

I DO NOT CARE THAT AFRICAN NIGGERS EAT BUGS. I AM NOT AN AFRICAN NIGGER. I DO NOT WANT BUGS

YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
YOU WILL DRINK THE DONKEY SEMEN

Who cares about stupid flyover country. It's overrun with evil right wing bible thumpers who hate black people and probably rape children with their pastor or something.

 

[Ozma (ZeTrannyJanny)]

Debate User @AryanKawaii13thReichWaifu on the extinction of the white race, age of consent, and more!

 

[Meat Target]

It is entirely within your character to do everything you can to help a fat retard who is trying to abuse the court system in order to dox the person who threw salami on his porch.

 

[NyQuilninja]

So Kiwis now that we have the stamp of approval, what location are we using for the first annual Kiwi Fuck Fest?

A woman pushing out a wad of gummy worms from both her anus and vagina.

A male elephant seal also can have a harem of 40-50 females, unlike the immaculate virgin here.

People who want to fuck alpacas and people who like a good freakshow.

"Buzzwords, buzzwords, buzzwords. Bullshit. Is this working?"

Luxury? Luxury what? Bedsheets? Do they have a higher threadcount than the usual tarps that hamplanets have to wear?

 

[Meat Target]

I'm going to IED you first just to get some peace and quiet.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Literal holy shit.
Can't imagine why no one takes native African religions seriously.

A considerate ally; he didn't spell it with a hard R.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

“Damn, he’s more annoying now than he was in high school.”

 

[NyQuilninja]

Okay I'm gonna keep yelling faggot until every last one drops dead from a heart attack.

That's depressing - Irish women being so unfuckable that you have to import almost all of your hookers.

Well you see honey, while I was hugging that woman, your mommy was taking three big black cocks, so it is all fine!

I dunno, this article was a little lacking in tips on how to please a lady crab - so I don’t think I could call it “all you ever wanted to know.”