random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[AMHOLIO]

Your thoughts are sucking cock. That’s right, that internal voice of yours just sucks cock.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I never knew washing yourself with a rag on a stick was trendy.

I keep screaming but god wont help me

Well it's convinced me that you should kill yourself.

Sad day when people think not being invited to a nigger faggot party is a bad thing

Stop gaying and glowing up the thread you niggers, we have some dementia to process into refined autism

what did Disney do to you to be so reviled? Fuck your Mom?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Thanks, East Germany!

 

[NyQuilninja]

Stop trying to drug my kids, you fucking faggots!

Oh my Xenu I'm a Scientologist...

I pray @CatParty is still around then to collect all the articles about the lawsuits

Why are you so anti-Science and hate black people? I'm telling President Biden Harris Xi on you!!!!

Making a troon shit in the retard toilet because you don't want her to squat over a urinal and get raped by the jogger next to her is the most based thing ever

 

[verygayFrogs]

This whole thread is a goldmine of funny one liners.

Your welcome!

Your sexuality Is not a replacement for a personality .

I regret clicking this

Bold of you to think Cat Party is actually sorry for subjecting us to this shit.

DON’T DATE ROBOTS!!! Haven’t you heard if ELECTROGONORRHEA Aka the noisy killer??!

Thank you for informing @AMERICA of the dangers of robosexuality.

Germans would and have fucked everything..

When I hear a quarter of the people in the world have fucked the AI robot, I ask how do we get the other 3/4ths of people to fuck the robot?

I once had sex with a couch. Human resemblance is unnecessary to a horny teen.

Instructions unclear: Stuck dick in toaster.

Just suck the fupa, bigot.

35 pounds is enough to turn off all but the horniest nigger.

But I will take "LOL FAT" for 2000 Alex.

My mom is practically a nun, this would just disgust her.

IT IS YOUR FAULT, YOU MONGOLOID. YOU ARE THE ONE WHO CAN'T STOP EATING, SO THEREFORE, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAUSED YOURSELF TO GET DIAGNOSED WITH DIABETES IN THE FIRST PLACE. GOD-DAMMIT, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP COMPLAINING. YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF, HAM-PLANET.

We're living in A Clockwork Orange.

This vagina waffle is gross and I would not eat it

spread it on a hooker's tits and lick it off

Instead we're probably just going to be getting rape hornets next year...

>The CIA was trying to stop communist pedophiles from taking over

Why waste money on sex robots when sex vr is just around the corner?

Imagine getting PTSD from someone shitting on your chair and trying to get reperations from it lol.

Pin them down and record their screams.

NOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN CATFISHERINOS

Genetically engineered.... fishgirls?

Sadly Mermaid-maximalism is cancelled due to AIDS.

Well I guess catfish have dick sucking lips if you have enough imagination.

BLACK PEOPLE! YEAH! BETTER THAN WHITE PEOPLE INVENTED LIGHBULB FILLAMENT AND PEANUT BUTTER N SHIET!

I always reply to therightstuff but senpai wont notice me

 

[KiwiFuzz]

And as usual no mention of the Gypsies, retards or queers.

What a terrible sight to see, it reminds me of that tragedy.

Emergency fuck doll rescue

 

[NyQuilninja]

>toddler rape

I was wondering where all the @verygayFrogs articles were lately.

Anytime this pig wants to eat something, her husband should shove his fingers down her throat.

Maybe he's having a miscarriage

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Hitler started WW2 to activate his Behelit

 

[NyQuilninja]

Sir, this is an autism website.

False dialectic here:
A. "I like fags, but not the fags who act like fags"
B. "Fags should be allowed to act like fags especially around children"

I, of course, want 'pride' to be banned.

Gypsies: the niggers of Europe.

This fat faggot has never seen a nigger-troon try to carry something heavy has he?

We're all faggots here. Please don't hesitate to sperg about cocks.

 

[Tour of Italy]

In memoriam.

Another candidate:

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Anime is gay.

Hi, megamonster's mom if you're reading this. Stay away from the bad parts of the farm.

Go get blacked somewhere else, you degenerate.

This man fears no god but The God, but he also fears the Italian chancla of Mother Mignogna.

So are we slowly becoming a small time private investigation firm, an unpaid one...are we becoming unpaid interns.

Don't pretend that you don't love it, you lady of the night.

"Big brother do you like my pussy?"

Yeah, insane is an understatement.

MULTIPLE SLURS is meme-worthy.

"Add 5 more filters, I'm sure nobody will think you are fat then."

That's why Paizo fired her. The fucking nutjob attacked the owner of Frog God.

Now they're talking about what a soy-filled bitch Matt Jarbo is.

It's low effort, but kinda funny.

Idk if I would cum, or laugh so hard and suddenly that I shat myself.

Sigh. Ninja'd by Jewish Sodium

"it's okay to defame public figures!"

Is it happening?

Flaming bag of dog poop is still a classic to this day.
Bonus points if you use your own poop.

Seduce the tard guard

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, and watch handicapped people make handicapped faces. I'm an asshole.

Pretty privilege is dangerous in the conservation world.

I'm literally crying.

They [the Twitter fags] need their pride profile pictures after all.

Just looking at the picture of the gypsy scum makes me want to hold on to my wallet.

"How dare you bigots expect me to not act like a sex-crazed pervert in front of small children!"

If you're not running around with your dick out and trying to poz as many negholes as possible, you're not a true homosexual.

Dream big there little faggot,

So, is this satirical?

I refuse to believe that a human wrote this sentence out and didn't see how ridiculous it was.

I find it funny that Euros love shitting on America for their mistreatment of blacks when most of them wouldn't piss on a gypsy that was on fire.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Boy oh boy.
And that's what Muhamad said when he sucked off young boys. It's in the qran, look it up.

Polly Pocket Pussy?

That ugly, hunched-over goblin cunt can't destroy anything but her fertility.

 

[Meat Target]

Leave it to a british person to type up some faggotry.

 

[NyQuilninja]

It is.
The proportions are off putting.
She looks like what happens when you start a video game and you fuck around with the character creation a bit too much.

She looks like a dollar store Kardashian and I would not have sex with her.

 

[Tour of Italy]

If I knew I was going to start an autistic argument about KH I would've said nothing.

 

[Haramburger]

Gotta love that pixyterri I'M POOPIN pose. Classic. Iconic.

 

[FlappyBat]

First problem is you've failed to understand the poles/holes dichotomy as well as the fundamental underpinnings of human nature and biology.

 

[gooseberry-picker]

Leave my motherfuckin berries alone

 

[NyQuilninja]

I did read that 5G towers can cause male pattern baldness in women.

The new remake of free willy is very brave and stunning. Using fat female empowerment. We can visualize what Beached whales look like wrap in the shredded remains of a circus tent.

Looks like that fat autistic MLP panties Kiwi


(not me i wear dirty, crapped briefs)

Popped in just to say that George Floyd is a big banana monkey doublenigger and Pete Cahill needs to choke on a bad dragon dildo until his soul exits his mortal shell.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

Honestly, you are one of the most boring pedophiles we've had around here in a while[...] you'll have to up your game quite a bit in order to stay relevant.