random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

God, I hate it when I slap my clitoris so hard that it falls off.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I hope the ghosts of samurais past take his soul and use it as a communal onahole.

 

[Gone Ham]

Tweet

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Is it possible to quote a whole thread? Because Yaniv clit just fell off and the thread is gold.

Yaniv "I don't know where it went"

Is he the first guy to lose his penis twice?

 

[NyQuilninja]

rape vans of pease frendo. rape vans of peace.


sorry, flippant I know. but I got fecking nothing else

congrats on being the only self aware brit in existence

all that booze mixed in with a bunch of mentally unstable enuichs and guns? a shame this little powwow didn't end with the ranch going waco wacko.

Yes it is, fuck you. Opinion discarded, BlueAnon-tard.

Do five year olds usually talk like this?

Oh my fucking god. Yeah, with a mom that butt ugly, I'd throw him in jail too.

I'm supposed to feel sorry for THAT? Looks like a zombie.

Well that's one way to make sure the kid is terminally ill.

feel like this was written by someone with a small dick.

I'm no cockologist, but I don't think 5.4 inches qualifies as a micropenis. I don't know what the formal definition is and I don't really care, by I'd be surprised if it's more than like one inch. I mean, "micro" suggests pretty small.

They finally made condoms for null? that's nice

WTF how do I get Hungarian citizenship?

I know, but holy shit. I bet his kids are ugly too. Screamingly ugly.

What do you need a condom for of you have a microdick?

Yup, I remember when Gangbang Gary got cancelled because he said "No niggers" as 34 men made love to him simultaneously.

is there a lot of grandma fetishists on this site or something

I'm on to you, sir

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Ah, you see, when the KF tech department made the animatronic Alpaca filled with microphones and GPS, they used a Vicuña since it only needs to be shorn every three years. Didn't expect it to come this early. Drat. Oh well.

This is why I hate niggers.

I've always heard Scorpion tastes like chicken.

Reality continues to be deeply transphobic.

Fuck off you greedy fucking degenerates.

I suggest you learn grammar, and then neck yourself. In that order.

Have you not noticed that you're a nigger-faggot or a faggot-nigger? I'll be nice and even let you choose.

Some people have brains that tell them they are female, despite what others say.

Some people have brains that tell them to plant a bomb at their local post office, despite what others say.

Both are fucking valid, beautiful, and seen. Science rules!

At this point I'll believe anything homeless schizos tell me.

If I'm a niggerfaggot, do I get double the reparations?

That's a Cat. It transitioned from a Dog.

Sorry, my limit is BBW, this is all SSBBW.

Trans women can be family annihilators, too, bigot.

Her tits look like they're about to write a suicide note.

Sad!

I actually just remembered I'm retarded. I've worked with a lot of Hindus/Sikhs in the past and yeah, like half were vegetarian.
I just forget Indians are people every now and again.

This is suppose to sell jewelry? She looks like an old prostitute that has just been assaulted by her pimp and is insisting to the cops that he didn’t hurt her, he just gets a little angry sometimes.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Maybe they just need to troon out uwu

So what the fuck is the point of getting vaccinated if it's not going to do shit against Covid 2.0: cough harder?

CITATION FUCKING NEEDED! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

Should we count Marcus raping carol danvers?

 

[Picklechu]

"I began mixing the sounds of Yaniv fapping into a karaoke version of Madonna's Justify My Love. I thought that it would be funny. It's actually genuinely upsetting and may have ruined sex for me."

(Hyperlinked because the actual quote post isn't working correctly, and I'm day drinking and don't want to fight it.)

 

[NyQuilninja]

"I began mixing the sounds of Yaniv fapping into a karaoke version of Madonna's Justify My Love. I thought that it would be funny. It's actually genuinely upsetting and may have ruined sex for me."

(Hyperlinked because the actual quote post isn't working correctly, and I'm day drinking and don't want to fight it.)

I began mixing the sounds of Yaniv fapping into a karaoke version of Madonna's Justify My Love. I thought that it would be funny. It's actually genuinely upsetting and may have ruined sex for me.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

we are perfectly capable of expressing empathy and kindness. we simply choose not to do it for internet retards like you.

 

[Diabolical diabetic]

Why do we tolerate this? “Harassment”, “online bullying”. How are these any different from terrorism?

 

[Ripple]

“I didn’t know about the “Kiwi farms” and it looks indeed like organized terrorism.”

 

[Gone Ham]

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“I didn’t know about the “Kiwi farms” and it looks indeed like organized terrorism.”

The top 3 terrorist Organizations of all time
1. Al Qaeda
2. The IRA
3. Kiwifarms

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

@NyQuilninja
I am honored.

 

[Pee Cola]

When the only tool you have is being offended, every site begins to look like the Kiwi Farms

 

[Bastard_Call]

The top 3 terrorist Organizations of all time
1. Al Qaeda
2. The IRA
3. Kiwifarms

Kiwi farms is a militia.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Let's get these kiwi bastards off the net.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

"It wasn't suicide. It was Kiwi Farms." That's pretty good.

"It wasn't suicide. It was Kiwi Farms."

 

[Local Fed]

I just see you sitting there grinning as the aliens probe your ass, saying "do you really expect me to believe that's my ass you're probing?"

It is like having squatter invisible pajeets who don't pay rent and there is nothing you can do but cope.

I don't know how to feel about the fact Kiwi Farms is attracting middle-aged Canadian women

Null yagami using his kiwinote to make 41% 82%.

 

[Neko GF]

I swear if I ever come across a kiwi farms user I'm going to rub a chili pepper on a power drill bit and drill into their kneecaps.

https://twitter.com/angry_potato456/status/1409292438359973894 (Archive)

 

[verygayFrogs]

Hi, daddy *waves at Knuckles*.

A shrine to the act of jacking off into another man's anus is just what we need Joe.

that is the powernigger.... we can't hide.

Oh of course not, you're a fag because of some other act of RANDOM sexual violence

and boys!!!! i adore penises

Who the hell becomes a nazi out of their own will nowadays?

I'm pretty sure hard-ass commies will be welcoming of troons in their ranks

@shoplifter7, Are you still banned from Kroger?

I WANT TO SNUGGLE WITH CUTE BOISS ;__;

UGGGH

idk what fachism is

always wanted to snuggle with two twinks

twitter twink porn, i must watch!