random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[frozenrunner]

“I do not feel represented by this couch,” one bisexual Twitter user wrote. "I am, actually, quite terrified of this couch. I now live in fear of the IKEA bisexual sofa.”

 

[verygayFrogs]

The Daily Mail is literally worse than child-beating niggers.

At least he didn’t fuck over an entire generation of women, he just fucked me over

this is quite possibly the most autistic post I've seen on Kiwifarms, and I've seen some autistic fuckin' posts.

Comply with letting us teaching kids to be fags and troons, or else no free mark its for you!"

I loved to being part of this fandom until it got full of trannies

Why trannies ruin eveything fucking fun?

I'm going to the store anyone want cheese?

LMAO MAH NIGGA YOU JUST SUMMED UP MOST MEMBERS ON THIS FORUM

Welcome to the fold, you autistic nigger furry faggot!

@Harry Otter post feet pics

Can otters consent? Asking for my dog.

KF murdered furry tranny”

Near was murdered by CIA niggers

have fun with the gayops personal army shit then, i guess.

Not a solitary person-- not a singular user-- has come close to implying they want to see your dick.

 

[Meat Target]

Your prize is molestation by mangled genitals reconstructed by an unethical doctor with access to a Oscar Meyer dumpster.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Evidence is for bigots and shit. Listen and Believe to the suicide survivors.

 

[Meat Target]

i hate mobileposters so much. you're worse than australians. i hope you don't survive the next dilation attack

 

[NyQuilninja]

This is why at the very end of every secret document and email I have, I type out in the largest and boldest font:
NSA, CIA, FBI, etc. ARE ALL FAGS

The fact that what you said is so retarded it might as well have been said by a dying tard baby with a grotesque fluid-filled head

I have never washed my dick or my balls

As a proud New Englander, we are not Canada.

p.s. Canada isn’t real.
p.p.s. Even if it is, fuck Canada.

Give me three days and I'll show this bitch what a real kidnapping looks like.

The Crowned Fag of America lol

That does not look like a woman. It looks like a demonic alien - Mexican hybrid.

It is sort of impressive to somehow make a couch that seems menacing while being in bright fucking colors.

Imagine pulling down them grandma panty and seeing a micro dick.

"Sup, farmer. So... I'm on top. Right? Tell me I'm a real lady as I fill you butthole with my girl power."

That is a pretty looking dude, to be fair.

 

[Haffhart]

Why are you giving your opinions on state politics and COVID in your fucking fursuit.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1409961529693323267

Ive had mail sent to because they signed me up as “Lou Kike”

 

[Meat Target]

If the internet sent me flowers I'd call it a faggot

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1409961529693323267

Every time I look at Twitter threads of people like this I immediately regret it. My day is ruined from seeing furry diaper shit.

 

[Thornforg]

Either that is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever fucking read as a reason for anyone doing anything or you just got strapped down for a fucking ride through the Motherfucker 5000 and the controls were left on overnight.

 

[byuu]

I'm not schizophrenic. I have high end intelligence ADHD.

 

[Local Fed]

Yaniv, Chantal, Amber, now Anisa. God is clearly angry at the trannies attacking kiwifarms and has provided us a harvest.

You have to pay real, actual money just to prevent me from saying "nigger" for a few hours. This is not the win you think it is.

Hello, all testicled penised prostated persons reading this. Remember to bully troons every day.

You’re a wife now, so maybe guys will fetishize you more. You should tweet that.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

I like the sidebar. Two rules against disagreeing with Fauci, and one about not posting pictures of children.

 

[Meat Target]

Based on the pic, I'd be more likely to give her a promotion if she did not give me a blowjob

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Kiwi Farms is an immensely creepy stalking forum run by manchild Joshua Conner Moon out of his mom's house.

Sorry, forum is imploding.

Right now, the forum's about as stable as his ranch's electrical systems. Sad!

The more and more we learn of their finances, the more and more it baffles me that people don't go "Yup, it's fraud"

People are fucking financially retarded in the best groups, much less among twitter users.

You could buy crypto for days if you had no morals and an understanding of how to pretend to be a horny 21 year old white girl.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Windows 2000 was the perfect version of Windows. WinXP was just 2k made to look like it was carved out of soap in a prison for pederasts.

"I'm sorry Dave, this car no longer operates because you're an anti-bug homophobe"

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Can’t wait until she “accidentally” shows her butthole.

Maybe a traumatized tween girl’s ghost has animated the corpse of a stripper that was starved to death and she’s now being kept in a locked pink room filled with creepy plushies.

I want to hunt down anybody with a "getting stuck" fetish and sterilize them. It shouldn't be difficult either, as I imagine it's not too tough to get a stuck person to hold still.

The Lion, The Witch, and The Audacity Of This Bitch.

Cant ya just give em a slap on the penis and call it a day?

What if the user doesn't have a penis? What will they slap then? Her titties?

My vagina didn’t come with instructions

If your clitoris is falling off you've a got a serious problem

"Yeah I may fuck dogs but at least I'm not rude."

 

[Happy Fish]

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gross kiwifarms is back up

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

The last sentence.