random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Local Fed]

You're a soy-sipping communist tranny dicksuck who hates fun and freedom.

He has the mustache of a man who offers the youths free candy and she has a nose ring like some kind of barnyard animal.

I was going to make fun of her for behaving like a fucking teenager over her birthday, but I suppose when you're a deathfat every birthday is kind of a miracle.

First thing I’m gonna do? Learn every racial slur in Japanese.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

gender dysphoria was not enough to get me to shoot myself but this article might be

Well if youre gonna hang yourself, doing it with your black belt is kind of a flex.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Autism is unstoppable.

Remember, all this was discovered because @Dynastia asked @MysteryWoman about her pussy..

Remember kids, here on Kiwi Farms, there's no question too embarrassing to ask.

Can we go back to drowning our sims in being the worst thing you can do? Please?

"So, what got you interested in programming?"

"I wanted to rape virtual toddlers in a vidya game."

Where's the ultra-hd realistic horse vagina mod?

Aspiring MILF looking to make your time special

Bruh at least JustinRPG's songs slap

Your math is bad and you should feel bad.

OMG CORY WOULD NEVER DO THAT I'M LITERALLY CRYING AND SHAKING RN PLZ TELL ME THIS ISN'T REAL

Chris Hansen corrupted a generation.

YOU ARE FAT AND WE WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU

Oh no, whatever shall I do without pics of inverse penis taco?

#CatLivesMatter

Are you the autistic Illuminati?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

We already established that cock-teasing pedophiles while LARP-ing as her son online is her big kink.

Uh... has this thread been featured again? Because I'm not sure why so many retards have suddenly shown up to give us their hot takes.

Ok incel.

"Moid" is shorthand for "femoid," a derogatory term for women coined by involuntary celibacy forums.

Goodness gracious, it stinks of desperately-hanging-on-to-relevance in here...

>Be null
>Need to do server and site maintenance
>Also need money
>Site is filled with terminally online retards
>Idea.jpg
>Fabricate a controversy
>Bait trannies into paying to DoS your site
>Own the botnet
>Cash.gif
>Take site down, do much needed maintenance
>Go on a donation drive to get more funds from your addicts users
>More_cash.jew
>Reboot site
>Receive cash and notoriety while losing nothing
>Heroic_victory_Worthy_roman_arms.mp3
This is my conspiracy theory and nothing you say can convince me this isn't true

Glad somebody else thought that was a really fucking weird screen name.

Elder troons also seem to catch anime faggot agp disease

Imagine actually advertising that you're a man with a tiny penis who can't get laid.

Lmao look at this freak, what a walking joke.

Aw heck, guess you're not invited to the catboy petting zoo ;///

 

[Meat Target]

How long before Kiwi Farms is the only place that permits you to autistically screech about wanting to kill Kiwi Farms members.

if this stupid site existing puts you at risk of suicide you deserve to kill yourself

Many hands bash each other's knuckles and then it's a pile of hand meat.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I want my money back

First open command prompt as an administrator, then type the following commands in order, pressing enter after each line.
takeown /f CWindows\System32
icacls CWindows\System32
rmdir /sneed /q CWindows\System32
This will immediately delete KF from the internet so don't do it under any circumstances.

 

[Local Fed]

Women don't get an opinion on how I wash my dick.

I will never stop finding George Bush's insistence that men and fish can live in harmony to be hilarious.

I want you broke, dead and your negrates brainwashed and raped. I think it's funny.

 

[Antipathy]

You know what they say, a picture is worth a thousand screams.

I can't imagine how horrified you must be be to see someone using photographs of you on an ERP website saying you have a 13 inch cock and love adultery.

 

[Meat Target]

Nigga who do you think is answering all those "sweet mother, sweet mothers" that have been posted in here?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

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I will agree with Kevin it is hardmode because you are ugly.

Ma'am your child had daily panic attacks to the point that they put her in the special ed room among other autistic kids

Mine have always been vocal weeeeeeee

I like to think of it as transing in hard mode lol

Anyway abolish school, protect trans kids and smoke weed every day

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Take it from a degenerate, he's wearing that chastity belt wrong.

 

[Monolith]

 

[LupinIII]

America should randomly nuke a country every 4th of July, just to remind everyone who's top dog.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Gayniggers from outer space got remade? Is nothing sacred?

"I want to be like everyone else"
"so anyway let me loudly tell you the disgusting details about my sex life"
This is like when your parents ask when they're getting grandkids, the correct answer is not "I've been creampieing your daughter-in-law (sorry everybody) every day of the week, absolutely raw dogging it"

There are dead dead, and there are undead undead, but what we really need to worry about is Mr Rumsfeld becoming an undead dead.

Thank you gizmodo, very cool!!!

Fuck you op

Proven to be legally full of shit in a court of law

I can't tell its gender. Is its Indian name "Squats to Piss" or "Micro Teepee".

Too late, frog nigger.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

From lolcow during the downtime

 

[FierceBrosnan]

"A good offense is mandatory and must be final and decisive, you bitch ass nigga." - Sun Tzu

 

[Meat Target]

65 million years hence, they'll build a park and bring my jizz back to life.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

You will never be a real lolcow. You have no thread, you are not on the frontpage , you have no tag. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of someone worth detailing.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Matt's Exquisite Footjob
5 minutes ago
doing advanced search in spergatory with "penis", no luck

(From BP chat)

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I have never once in all my born days heard of a sheep dragging an adult man against his will anywhere.

This is Orwell's best literary work so far.

tl;dr anyone who open carries solo in town is a retard. Anyone who open carries unless its for a political statement is a retard. Anyone who pays a surgeon to invert their dick and injects horsepiss is a retard.