random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[The Emperor Skeksis]

"Here...stick the vibrator in my half healed oozing crotch hole"

 

[NoReturn]

The guy literally phrased it as “trying to build a harem.” It’s no surprise, since they’re both into that kind of anime.

 

[Pee Cola]

It's important to know how to cook, clean and murder people in case society collapses.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

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Since it's jazz, I'm guessing the surprise is a parade of multiracial failing stinkditches.

I said we are kiwis, not based. There is a difference. We are cringe, autistic, and retards but we are free

 

[Fannyscum]

Coming out as BI (formerly gay) - Anyone?

So here‘s the thing and sorry if this is just too much information by an unknown person. I am in my thirties and have never considered women before and live in an open gay marriage. My relationship is stable so this is not important for the following situation. I started to have fantasies...

www.resetera.com

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OP frames it as because they are attracted to a trans man without bottom surgery that they must like women, which is basically the same as calling me a man in a dress

 

[DogZero]

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID KIKE. RAND IS NOT MARRIED TO A JEW. I AM TIRED OF JEWS SAYING BLOOD LIBEL AGAINST PEOPLE STANDING FOR MY PEOPLE'S CAUSE. EVERYONE IS A FED OR A JEW TO YOU NILHIST. RAND IS NOT MARRIED TO A JEW. HIS WIFE IS WHITE AND SO IS THE ZERGLING. YOU FUCKING KIKES BETTER STOP. I. AM. A. SATANIST. ANGELS. FEAR. ME.

 

[Monolith]

This is it. Several billion years of natural selection; clawing, fighting, fucking, absolutely conquering the natural world, all so the universe could get to the punchline of this cosmic joke. Launch the nukes, our purpose has been fulfilled.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It was the most frustrating condescending conversation of my career. I haven't felt that way since I stared down a bad teacher in middle school.

Random faggot from Amazon

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Are you going to argue that the Jews are responsible for the increase in population in India and also for their failure to use modern plumbing because of the fear of toilet witches? The state of the Ganges is the fault of Jews?

 

[Spooky Bones]

"deep in the k hole I just spontaneously remembered the time in high school I gave myself a haircut to look more like a character from a yaoi"

"I watch tranny porn all day long and touch myself. When I was younger I would have a lot of gay sex but that just gets shitty... literally. I hate when gay men talk."

"It's awkward because I know authorities are constantly spying on people and that makes it hard for to have sex with anyone."

 

[Meat Target]

You've got these mongs who spend all day, every day, looking for something to be mad about so they can try to destroy it - not out of necessity, not out of any legitimate need, but because it makes them feel like better people than they actually are.

Language such as "autistic troon" can be super triggering to trans folks. So try to use inclusive, affirming terms such as "the differently embarrassing to their parents", "AmHole 2000", or "the Backflip Boys".

 

[AltisticRight]

"You cant be a nazi without watching anime."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Maybe it's all a cunning plan to coax all the furries to the Tranch and shave their fursuits?

"How on earth do you convert your penis into an unmentionable stinkditch in a surgery and go 'This is fine, we're doing great!'"

Im considering doing some art in honor of Den Fur since Penny and Bonnie don't have fursonas. If you have seen my art post of Kevin's fursona you know what's up and how everything I make is nightmare fuel.

Is he trying to make the most hideous selfie of all time? Because this is definitely a contender.

I can't tell if it's the mild concussion or my rage but I could fist fight a coked out Tim Allen in the back alley of a hardware store right now

 

[Meiwaku]

TW GORE and gorgeous pussy

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Is this like the troon equivalent of the three titted hooker in Total Recall?

 

[NyQuilninja]

Hypothetically, if I overpowered Ayn Rands asshole with rape while she was alive, would it be deemed a heroic show of strength?

This is for a fanfic I'm working on.

I find it really funny that this "man" was having gay buttsex in the pussy

I once saw some porn where they put milk in to womens vagoos and it squirted.....out....wtf men?

i wonder would segregation by chromosome be legal?

y side, x side?

If you don’t kiss troon ass, you can’t have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don’t kiss that troon’s ass???

Incel Nazi Qanon Racist Bigot Homophobic Transhobic Gamergate White Male Conspiracy Theorist Trump Supporter Deplorables.

Why would little girls look up to cross dressing adult men?

There are better looking gorillas in a David Attenborough documentary

QAnon hides inside your closet at night and eats your sweaters.

Are...are the three children still inside her?

So the article author is claiming it was actually a man pretending to be a woman rather than a man pretending to be a woman.

I got suspicious of this article (and promoting bikinis to landwhales) so I looked up the author, Apparently "Jennifer McDougall" is a pseudonym for a New Zealandian farmer called Joshua Conor Moon

Trump literally broke into my home and beat my Black ass like a runaway slave, all with an American flag too! We have to get rid of them!

My balls descended on your face and you weren't complaining then.

"I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that? "

No, the author is claiming it was actually a man pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman rather than a man pretending to be a woman.

Misunderwh-

Bitch I didn't misunderstand a dog with a baseball bat up it's ass being disseminated as fap material, I understood it completely, am horrified by it, and did what I could against it.
As an aside, thanks for making it easy.

 

[Cyclonus]

I should probably tell you that I was quoting Fight Club so I can't claim credit for that.

 

[The Gunts Ex-Partner]

I never should have made an account here.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Poppers are for amateurs. When I'm bumming a bird she's lucky if I spit on it, let alone use minge moisture or lube.

 

[Cyclonus]

I should probably tell you that I was quoting Fight Club so I can't claim credit for that.

I just tarded myself while calling you a tard. That was Se7en, not Fight Club, duh.

 

[Meat Target]

I prefer to see myself as a proud member of the corpse-manufacturing community.