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[Screed]

Whoever made this website is a dumb nigger.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Just browsing hypnohub, haha, you know, for laughs or whatever!

See, if she had just fucked the Eiffel Tower like normal objectosexual women then she could give birth to tiny replicas and start a souvenir shop.

If they blue and got them tiddies = good
If they grey and shove shit up your ass = bad

 

[PinstripeLuns]

I'm not sure it's reasonable to expect the writers of the Bible to know what a fucking penguin is.

 

[Meat Target]

he hasn't even attempted to blow up a single elementary school in Jersh's name.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

This isn't simping this is being an embarrassing thirsty coomer with no game.

Damn that’s literally me

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Shit, why am I offering this advice for free. HIRE ME MRS. LOGUE, I NEED MONEY.

Homie this right here is why I love ya! The rest of us are trying to hold down our lunch but you're all "Bitch I wanna see that troon sucking on a shit stick!" Fucking brutal, never change!

Dude I’m all about the facts. If this furry troon actually eats shit, I want to know all about it. I want to know why, how, whose, and again why.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I am a hereditary medicine person from an ancient clan that has lived on this continent for 7 generations.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Yes the Irish are next door but last time I checked their Navy consisted of two pool toys and a second-hand canoe. The most terrifying thing the Irish can deploy in battle are long, boring monologues about the Potato Famine.

I miss the good old days when almost every Scottish male went to London at the age of 20, joined the Metropolitan Police, framed some minorities, batoned some uppity English cunts half to death and then returned home as an Inspector before retiring to a cottage somewhere on Skye or Lewis. Truly we have only regressed as time passes.

Null should ban French IP addresses

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

This dumb cracker bitch couldn't even post her ugly ass feet on onlyfans.

See, if she had just fucked the Eiffel Tower like normal objectosexual women then she could give birth to tiny replicas and start a souvenir shop.

But Kick the Autistic is a time honored American tradition.

Man, I wish that was still a thing. zapping trads for the fun of it sounds pretty awesome. "STOP EATING YOUR OWN SHIT" ZAAAAAP*

 

[verygayFrogs]

Fuck Yeah Son! DiaperZ 4 Lyfe Bitch!

KEEP OUR LAND AS WHITE AS OUR DIAPERS! 88 Pamper skins!

"The Brack Will fear the Samurai!"

Fucking animals, and there's gotta be a perfectly fine street just outside.

Why do Germans hate children so bad?

Attention whoring knows no species barrier, shitlord.

Boss Baby was meant to be a kids movie, not a documentary

Fuck gypsies. Leave my moths alone

All to plan, modern Hollywood is about subsidizing failure and being shunned by the public that you can then spin at cocktail parties into proof of how much better you are than the common rabble who are obvious immoral trash....


....while you're balls deep in a preteen escort's pussy....

does this mean @verygayFrogs should rule us all?

 

[WolfeTone]

 

[Yamamura]

Grown ass man sitting in his own shit and watching paw patrol

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I AM A GOOD POSTER

 

[Maskull]

He's right you know.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"I've been shot!"
"Don't worry, a therapist is on the way. You won't have to feel bad about this for long."

 

[anuscabbage12]

@CookofDoom242 1 minute ago
I am the product of 1000s of years of my ancestors evolution. Getting better and stronger. With only the strongest surviving. I have aryan blood running through me. My people have went to the moon, created the nuclear bomb, and conquered the world. My Satanic Soul is not scared of any fucking alogs. I will overcome you fucking kikes.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Might be retarded, but I will have front row seats to all the retardation, and I don´t really give a shit who wins anymore. I just wanna cook, clean and murder (troons preferred) , that´s what every Farmer should aspire to do when it all comes down to it. Or so I´ve been told.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

We also already had a word for anyone who needs more clarification than that, it's called autistic.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

This isn't a dig on sex work or models or anything, it's just that she doesn't put any effort into this, it's like being flashed by someone's demented grandma.

 

[Jewthulhu]

OH YEAH show me them sexy blocks baby <3

I'm triggered about round ass and titties in my Minecraft sex mod. It's immersion breaking, really.