random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Big Nasty]

 

[Enterhater42069]

Shut up gook subhuman. You chose these fucking niggers and kikes over Ralph. You fucking snaked him live on air today, you stupid bugmen have no soul. Kill yourself chinkoid.

Your history of favoriting tons of Japanese porn comics featuring girldicks says otherwise.

"I am the product of 1000s of years of my ancestors evolution. Getting better and stronger. With only the strongest surviving. I have aryan blood running through me. My people have went to the moon, created the nuclear bomb, and conquered the world. My Satanic Soul is not scared of any fucking alogs. I will overcome you fucking kikes."
- CookofDoom242

 

[Coffee Shits]

I have literally not designed a font as good as Comic Sans in my entire career.

(link)

 

[MediocreMilt]

i have not even been offered psych meds in many years.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

what's your diagnosis, child man and want drugs do you take?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

what's your diagnosis, child man and want drugs do you take?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

and baby Yoda will be watching it all

It's also rather funny, in a way, how easily led some of the people boycotting Chick-fil-A are. As I remember when they initially said they would stop donating to "anti-LGBT" charities. And there was much rejoicing. Yet they immediately reneged on that and continued to donate anyway. It was fun to see these same people--who were apparently so happy to see Chick-fil-A cease such donations--inevitably become upset and call for boycotts to the company. I even remember seeing a piece of furry art on Twitter, of all places, advocating for boycotts. It of course had your usual sprinkling of fetishes in it. The primary one being gigantism.

Why are Armenians like this?

Finally, some representation!

 

[Coelacanth]

MY ARMOR IS AUTISM
MY SHIELD IS THE QUIXOTIC MEDALLION
MY SWORD IS MY PEE PEE
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IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR
LET NONE SURVIVE​

 

[Meiwaku]

CookofDoom242 said:
ANGELS. FEAR. ME.

 

[Enterhater42069]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Deeker Diapers wgah'nagl fhtagn"

"arg...that was good sex" said KatsuKitty.
"yes, yes it was" said Null.

Lol calm down. You sound like you're about to shoot up a school.

If Twitter didn't exist, we'd have flying cars, a cure for Cancer, universal basic income, no more homelessness, and peace in the Middle East.

I went to kiwifarms and they told me to “kill yourself.”

OH SHIT, I HEAR NEONAZIS LIKE BREATHING. BETTER FIGURE OUT A WAY TO UN-NAZI THE ACT OF RESPIRATION.

Did not need to see the principal from FOP in the anaconda pose

Go fap to My Little Pony somewhere else, schizo.

This is a horror for you? Where's the inflation? Where's the farting? Where's the guy turning into a girl for no reason?

 

[Troonologist PhD]

QUOTE ME ACCURATELY!!!

 

[Screed]

2 years sitting next to a tranny who kept insisting I look at their socks and fingernails and purring in my ear. I am a broken man.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Seriously what the fuck is this community? Not even porn game communities are this fucking insane. God damn.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Australia, the country, is a furfag. As expected.

If the concept of "furries" never progressed beyond the pornographic sketches of horny 90s Disneys artists, and tarnished the concept of walking, talking animals forever; we wouldn't have to have this conversation.

I never expected to be defending Baphomet, but I doubt Baphomet wants them

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Nice fucking word soup you got there. You'd make a killing in the kitchen where you clearly belong.

 

[NyQuilninja]

If the person giving you advice is a Buzzfeed journo, the best course of action is very likely the exact opposite of whatever they tell you to do.

This is one of the rare times I could sympathize with a family man murdering everone in the house. Imagine working for these faggot worthless leeches.

How do I submit a formal complaint about the British government's existence? Asking for an Argentinian friend...

Experts agree: you're fucking retarded and should hang yourself.

Big chief kill nigger got his pound of wampum today kemosabe

silly nigger

I got a solution.

First, get a rope
Second, tie it around your neck
Third, wrap the rope on the ceiling, maybe a ceiling fan (tho it has to be a strong one or it wont work)
Fourth, get ontop of a chair
Fifth, make sure that the rope's limits are beyond the chair
Sixth and most important, jump

Police riots.
Police.
Riots.

This isn't pissing on people and telling them it's raining. This is pissing on people and then telling them they pissed on you, when you're completely dry.

God damn no matter how fucked up the white guy there is always a Asian girl willing to give it a try.

I can relate to being a sad, fucked-up little kid and having a pretty rocky life as a result of it but it never occurred to me to cut my dick off and play dress-up. Maybe I've been going about this all wrong.

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Living in the future is....well, it's not as awesome as I imagined it would be back in the 90s frankly.

I prefer the lesson of Hokuto No Ken: "the world can be brutal, but if you are just as brutal and can make people explode with martial arts you can make it a better place".

Like Salon isn't just 4 soyboys giving each other handjobs in a grungy basement at this point.

The best argument in favor of capitalism is to simply let the anti-capitalism people talk about what they want to replace it with.

The opioid Loperimide (Imodium) slows shit down (literally) like all the others, but doesn't pass the blood brain barrier. That doesn't stop people from risking heart attacks in their attempts to feel nice.

Holy shit, when did The Violator take over Chris Farley's corpse?

When did Ryan Reynolds suddenly get to be a 500 pound sex offender?

you deserve what you tolerate

 

[Fìddlesticks]

My home is lightly infested by these sparklefucks.

I love her screenshots of the zoom court stuff.

F/19/Cali

Someone must have reported Kim's dead fetus because its now "sensitive" material lol. But get this, her banner is still uncovered lol.

You know not to go all Marge Schatz but the third Reich really did understand how to deal with these people in hindsight.

And the penis is a bit too big.

A little redecoration and tidying up will turn these meth houses into meth homes.

 

[verygayFrogs]

He once claimed that during the early days of AOL, he was feared as a terrorist.

Even the elderly Karens must fear the wrath of the dark queen Jazareia, the black terror of Mal-Wart!

Incels can find love by becoming women with a penis.

THEY RAPE ALPACAS YOU FUCKING FLEAMEN

Haitians are sociopaths.

@ShitCube, at least Haitians fuck.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I feel pretty confident that when I am railing another dude literally no one who saw it would call me straight.

 

[PhoBingas]

"THEY TOOK MY FORESKIN NOW I AM COMING FOR THAT NOSE"