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[Syzyg]

If a bomb went off and turned every person in that picture into red jelly, there would be zero net change or impact on society as a whole

 

[Boopims]

'Chris ava tyson' is also an anagram for "anarchists, yo!" so the anitfa connection seems pretty clear.

 

[Dick Cheney's Shotgun]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/porn-star-takes-castmate-to-court-over-shoot-gone-horribly-wrong.189552

It all started with an anal sex scene, according to Hutchison’s complaint.

 

[Meat Target]

He's got all the intelligence, cunning, and unscrupulousness of an Indian call center scammer

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Some users of this website support repealing the 13th amendment.

 

[stupid frog]

>Gross tranny wearing cat ears driving a bus
“Why do only creepy men hit on me?”

America is built on convenience. They invented the escalator so you don't have to walk up stairs, the Automated Teller Machine so you could do banking at any time of day, and the airport hobo so you can get mugged instantly upon disembarking the plane instead of having to take a taxi all the way downtown.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

I never realized there was a sexual distinction between pibic hair shapes, but... Genetic females don't have the fupa-gut line covered in hair...

Warms my heart how utterly resentful all the alpacas are to the troons on every single one of the videos.

they are affectionate wee guys when you don't snatch and murder their babies and generally auschwitz their comrades

I don't want to deal with the ghosts of starved many dozen tortured Alpaca's when on vacation dude

Imagine owning a piece of lolcow history

Okay, so it's three bedrooms, two baths, one mass grave, 250 Alpaca ghosts, unknown numbers of sentient carpet stains, and if you see someone staring through the windows, that's just Earl

A relative of mine used to raise goats, but only ate kids

I'm seeing a lot of supposed "white" supremacists paying a lot of mind to black penises around here lately

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

@BeetleBug242

She sounded kind of fetal alcoholy

 

[Inco G. Nito]

"Dear Site Operator and Host Provider: We are litigation counsel for actress Dafne Keen, a twelve-year-old minor. We have become aware that the website, SHADBASE.COM, has created and posted pornographic anime cartoon images expressly depiction out client naked and engaging in explicit acts."

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Le Pew

i already know theres a bee covered dick out there somewhere

 

[Cnidarian]

Cat carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of box wine and when the drains finally scab over, all the foids will drown. The accumulated filth of all their junk food and libshit politics will foam up about their waists and all the whores will look up and shout "Have sex with us!"… and I'll whisper "no."

 

[Pedophobe]

You're like a kind old man imparting wisdom to the young, but way more racist.

This feels like a joke but it's probably real.

It's the way the Internet should be.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Rate this horrifying, but anime titty generators may very well save the world.

 

[Meat Target]

Death to the Hottentot-worshipping French.

 

[supremeautismo]

If having sex makes you live longer, why did my toaster die when I had sex with it?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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this is a serial Kiwi Farms incel.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Nice neon yellow goyslop American singles, stupid.

What's this poetic flowery bullshit? The lizard king WRITES IN CAPITALS and speaks in declarations. He would refer to Jackie as the SHOVEL HANDED WENCH, SHE WHO CONSORTS WITH MAN OF PIG

Get into character if you're going to go to this effort, this is just lazy.

He's bragging about using fucking Sargento? Isn't he from a cheese-making state?

What the fuck is wrong with this idiot?

Acapulco's closed because he ate them of business.

WRONG, turbo child! Wrong, wrong, wrong! There has never been the plain truth! There is only prison!

If you ever did this you'd find yourself in deep trouble for Felony Rib Destruction. Enjoy buying me new sides.

(sorry null for uploading hi-res cheddar to your server, the "AMAZING MELT" part is important documentation and commentary, free use and fair use)

No child, you shall not give into the temptation to tip the cow. This is why your time in the thread is over. Enjoy banworld, tipper child.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

This is the shittiest news article I've ever seen and I read @JambledUpWords threads.

Are you joking? This is world breaking news. Aircraft flew in international airspace and stayed in international airspace. I was on edge of my seat and spit out my drink.

Is this an AI article or written by a pajeet?

I had a dream that Goku walked into my room and told me we only have 2 seconds left to win the Superbowl together or else the bank will foreclose on grandma's house.

I had a dream that I shit my pants maybe we’re both prophets, OP!

 

[FedPostalService]

Coke and balldo. Nick has a non-practicing penis.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I also saw someone on Twitter compare this to the Napoleon graph and I couldn't stop laughing. She should have made a diagram of their jizz trajectories! Their weak little soft dicks returning from the front

You fuck niggers on camera for money, what else are we supposed to call you? an extremely unorthodox primatologist?

She looks like the only child predation she does is luring two German children to her gingerbread house to be eaten.

don't do this, I've done it to find things for other threads and still regret it

she's so retarded, it's almost cute & I can prove this in 2 photos alone (not in this comment)

We still don't' have reactions notifications, I have to track down my fucking posts to see if anyone even gave a fuck manually