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[Dork Of Ages]

Are you talking politics with your little friends again?

 

[José Mourinho]

If You Don't Like My Wife (You Can Get Hit By Blue Flare)

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"No More Questions!!!"

 

[exball]

"I WANT TO SHOVE MY FACE INTO THE BIG HOLE BELOW THE URETHRA KNOWN AS THE VAGINA"

 

[Luna]

They know not to mess with THIS doughnut stand!

 

[kagayaki]

“Haaaah!!” (ParkourDude91)

 

[CWCissey]

First they gave us jazz, then they gave us hip-hop, then they gave us lowriding vehicles-oh wait, that was Mexicans. (Jace)

 

[Arkangel]

"SIMPRA FIDESIO <(^_^)>"

 

[CWCissey]

I DON'T WANNA SHIT MY PANTS AGAIN!

 

[Himawari]

I DON'T WANNA BECOME AN ILLITERATE PIECE OF SHIT THAT FUCKS SPED GIRLS

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

WARCRIME OF PUKE!

 

[Mr. 0]

A case of a Deliberate Deception.

 

[CatParty]

 

[José Mourinho]

Life is like a box of crayons

(Source: Jace's Livestream 17's Fact Zone)

 

[Holdek]

Tranny Pride, worldwide!

 

[Dr. Meme]

This post has received: 136 likes, 497 people agree with this post and this post has earned the honorary "best post in the world" award.

 

[exball]

"This thread has been archived in the "Official Internet Archive of White Knight Victories" and has been featured on CNN, MTV2, VH1, Fox News, Lifetime, CBS, NBC, and reddit."

 

[exball]

Macgyver of getting blazed.

 

[Luna]

GET SKRILLEX

 

[Himawari]

Scarier than the Denny's game