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[AnOminous]

Did Buckley destroy 1960s conservatism by making it adopt one of the most arcane catchphrases human history? Is that why the left basically steamrolled the right for the past 60 years, with the exception of the 1980s?

Robert Anton Wilson liked it even more.

 

[MediocreMilt]

The moral is don't mess with tranny or she bites your fingers off!

 

[SIGSEGV]

bearycool sucks men's cocks and making this retarded thread is still the gayest thing he's ever done.

 

[Marco Fucko]

FUCK. WHY AM I SUCH A PUSSY.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"White girls fuck noo-oo-oogs... white girls fuck nogs."

 

[not william stenchever]

I realize PPP is Canadian but the same evolutionary dynamics apply.

 

[chasingmice]

Look here you stupid motherfucker, kiwi farms has standards. And, You do not meet them.

Crawl back under the fucking porch and go fuck yourself.

 

[SIGSEGV]

we are an equal opportunity cyber boollying site

God this is some good ass entertainment on a Sunday evening

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob would only fuck to the Super Mario Bros. 3 music.

 

[Just A Butt]

Black people are the jews though.

 

[SIGSEGV]

He's got such a lack of class that Marx declared him an utopia.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Why do you have health insurance? Can't handle a little cancer? You must have a tiny penis!

 

[Marco Fucko]

I'm trying to imagine Josh having a female hold his hand.
I'm failing.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I have no clue who made these, things just appear in my meme folders.

 

[AnOminous]

So yes, I'm definitely a martyr. A Christ figure.

 

[SIGSEGV]

He's pretty much an autistic Voltron consisting of all the pieces from other lolcows that make people mad on the internet

I did feel bad for him. But he kept talking, and after that I don't feel bad for him.

 

[Clown Baby]

Null Canceled me for my post about dry anal sex, I can't post anywhere but here, but I can still offer insight.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I'm kind of surprised no one from his old highschool has accused him of attempting sexual assault or shared other funny stories, yet.

"Yeah, I went on a pity date with him and after he got me McDonalds, he parked in a church parking lot and ranted about Sega for an hour. Then he tried grabbing my breasts and shoving his tounge in my mouth. After pushing him off, he cried stating I was 'sending mixed signs' before taking me home. As I left the car, he farted really loudly then peeled out of the driveway screaming incoherently."

 

[Return of the Freaker]

What consequences, angry Boomers on Facebook commenting on a Breitbart article?
Consequences will never be the same!!!

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

To be fair, I’d probably be a bit alarmed if someone sent me a pocket pussy with a grenade shoved in it.