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[Army Burger]

Why be a boy or a girl when you can be a corpse due to lady cancer caused by testosterone?!

My favorite Kiwi Farm diss track is the one set to Old MacDonald had a Farm.

 

[Monolith]

 

[Army Burger]

if anyone wants to give me $10000 i will do pretty much whatever you want. literally up to and including kill myself.

This is his ploy to regain his penis! No! He can't be allowed to reproduce!

 

[Basil II]

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Who'd thunk.

More and more proof right wing thought is a disease. And I say this as someone on the spectrum and has ADHD who probably has an eating disorder and schizophrenia.

 

[Army Burger]

"Don't hassle me cops, I was merely doing field research as a tampon inspector. My mother is an assistant and witness to everything!"

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Unfortunately, Black Kid is just a black kid.

 

[Basil II]

people send me cuck porn far more than i'd like

 

[Army Burger]

I bet when MundaneMatt saw this, he went straight to his bedroom with his wife, pushed her strap-on out of the way, and confidently told her: "Tonight, I will do the fucking."

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

An east euro drug dealer I used to know kept his drugs in a bucket in toilet bowl. The toilet tank was replaced with what looked like a 55 gallon drum, the flush handle was rigged with a solenoid, and that was connected to a door alarm via some relays, and a wireless doorbell used as an on/off switch.

The flipside was that he had to piss into sink like Lucas Werner, and shit into plastic bags and throw them into trash. Also, his girlfriend managed to accidentally flush the whole stash somehow.

For some reason that really made me laugh.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Blair White knows how women look good in denim. Especially topless. Yeah topless women in jeans is my thing

 

[Army Burger]

Can't go a single day without doo-doo posting.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be lolcows.

 

[AnOminous]

@Adolf Hitler is a libtard.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I DIDNT LIKE YOU DOXING MY SUPPORTERS XANDER I DIDNT DOX HIM THATS NOT TRUE AS A MATTER OF FACT NO ITS NOT TRUE NO ITS NOT TRUE FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER NO ITS NOT TRUE PIECE OF SHIT AND IF I HAD TO GUESS IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT FUCKING DOXED HIM MOTHERFUCKING LYING COCKSUCKING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANNA HOLLER OVER ME,EVERY FUCKING SECOND I COULD JUST SCREAM OVER YOU TOO,YOU PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER KEEP FUCKING RUNNING YOUR MOUTH ILL JUST KEEP HOLLERING,YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT EAT A FUCKING COCK GO KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING SHIT I FUCKING…GODDAMN OR WE COULD JUST KEEP HOLLERING OVER EACH OTHER ALL FUCKING DAY WAAAAAAAAAAYEAHYEAH WAAAAAYEEEAAAA FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER I AIN'T LEAVING BITCH YOU LEAVE

A transcription of a memorable soliloquy by Ethan Ralph.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odWwbooo5oA

 

[Y2K Baby]

A transcription of a memorable soliloquy by Ethan Ralph.

SOlja Boy

 

[Nectarine]

"Kiwifarms was basically a targeted harassment research institution, with its own complicated taxonomies of trolling strategies designed to destroy their targets." pls

 

[Y2K Baby]

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"Kiwifarms was basically a targeted harassment research institution, with its own complicated taxonomies of trolling strategies designed to destroy their targets." pls

Gwewn Grinder
AXE TO GRIND
WITH KIWI FARMS

 

[verygayFrogs]

that pony looks like a kiddie fiddler

That feel when even your MLP sue looks like a neckbeard.

A mostly-harmless dork-asaurs and a constant source of secondhand embarrassment.

Which is kind of funny considering his old header talked about mining other people's salt.

WOW all of that art looks like shit

one of the more sane people on here

I love it when ponyspergs get all buttmad about people making fun of bronies.

It makes his pp hard, don't judge you BIGOT

It's the Pseudo penises and ass butter that drives em horny

Tani da real dog fucker.

Dogfuckers? On my Kiwi Farms?
It's more likely than you think.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

at least he died doing what he loved: watching female rhesus monkeys with testosterone-fueled gigantic clits screech and hump each other.

 

[PhoBingas]

I heard Ralph raped and killed someone behind an Arby's in 1990.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Viruses are 4 dimensional spirit matter that take over the body and kill it's host when the host is defiled or unclean.

I am more suspicious of tall men, I believe they are decendents of Nephillim.

I have bathed myself in essential oils, which have the ability to cleanse your blood. Essential oils can permeate all cells, down to the atom, especially one that I know of, but I won't share that wisdom BECAUSE it's secret knowledge