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[Dalish]

yes hello, shitlord.

 

[Le Bateleur]

"Duh, duh, duh. Daah. Duhh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh. Daah.

The menu music plays."

 

[Watcher]

"If I wanted to root this place, Id burn it to the ground, this joke of a lulzcow farm. Everyone here barely deserves the nth of respect EDF gets from friends and foes alike."

"How many threats of lulsuits and "cyberpolice" does kiwifarms get? you know why you get to sit back free and easy in the fascist state of kiwi farms? its because your like the ticks on the lulcows back. feeding off chris chans popularity and infamy. while edf is proactive, archiving and outting the trash of society, you all huddle together in your all inclusive hug box, afraid of even remotely sounding mean to each other, then bash the person who enjoys poking you globs of jelly around, as if they insulted you down to your ancestors"

From here

 

[Holdek]

I am 210 lbs - that's 31 for the BMI, making me 'obese.'

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

Just last year my girlfriend told me she'd just taken a huge dump and I got super hard at the thought of her sitting her huge brown ass down on the toilet seat and delivering a food baby into the bowl.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

You're lies are over. We know your fund the kiwi terrorists and that home land security knows it too also. We tried to handle this like reasonable human beings but you insisted on attacking us. Your allegations have no bear and I'm sure the Intern Revenue Service will be interested about you funding the kiwis and their cyberbullying

"Follow the money" like deepthroat said

 

[sugoi-chan]

Whatever, douche. I got your goat and thus my work here is done.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

"It's like all of the planets aligned and are telling me to not do Project 7 now"

"Thank you, you fucking worthless humans, for the views!"

We need these phrases added. The DSP culture is severely lacking in this forum.

 

[chimpburgers]

Just in case he gets banned again.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I knew I wasn't alone. Now just to clarify the ages I posted were meant to be used in conjunction with maturity level. I believe that even if you are fully grown if you have the mind of a child you should not be having sex @ least not unprotected. & if anyone fucks a child against their will that is rape & rapists irrespective of age of victims deserves death

 

[CatParty]

 

[Locksnap]

"undercoked soggy chicken nugget with down sindromes"

 

[John Daker]

i would perfer to not become your target just because i am an autistic 23 year old virgin.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

If anyone says that I want to have sex with ducks again, i'll pound them.

 

[Cuck Norris]

kiwifarms.net is autists with a superiority complex vs. autists without one

From http://www.otthunderdome.com/t1726-the-jumping-dwarf-is-upset-a-thread#42526

 

[JU 199]

@Ass Manager 3000 It's because your face screams shekels

Went to church today goyim?

No, my parents are supporting me in my dreams of being the american ninja warrior.

Buddy dear friend. My fucking grandma could tell you were trying to brag to me when I showed her the post. You may fool these autists but c'mon man, we both know you're still upset about me calling you an ugly asymmetrical bitch so many times.

@Cuck Norris Your name is cuck norris my man. You really in here trying to throw out low tier zingers like that?

@flossman Do you keep asking me about the milk mans baby thing because you secretly wish your mother hadn't procreated with your fathers bottom of the barrel, bargain bin genetics?

 

[CatParty]

"BronyMate does not conduct criminal background screening of its members. "

 

[CatParty]

 

[Holdek]

Kinda like what happened in Nazi germany with the jews.

@cat

 

[Cuck Norris]

"i hope u have milk in the honkers"

Spoiler

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