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David Davidson
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"Anyone who would ever go to that website, Kiwifarms dot com, and actually participate in that kind of behavior HAS. MENTAL. ILLNESS." -darksydephil
https://youtu.be/LQjviDtJ07U?t=3636
https://youtu.be/LQjviDtJ07U?t=3636
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"Spit on it papaw! It burns!"
"My dad's not dead; I was just flirting"
"Cum on my face and throw lettuce at me"
"Jigglenigger"
"My dad's not dead; I was just flirting"
"Cum on my face and throw lettuce at me"
"Jigglenigger"
Hungry Homeless Handjob
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“I have a seasoning problem. Need to go to Seasoning Anonymous meeting. Post pic of you seasoning cabinet.”
Post in thread 'Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-scalfani-cooking-with-jack.13468/post-11765135
Post in thread 'Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-scalfani-cooking-with-jack.13468/post-11765135
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can we nominate the first 2 sentences for random.txt?
Picklechu
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Cherie/Cynthia/WogglebugLover is a literal goldmine.
As much as I would like to have Wogglebug and Frogman put on T-shirts that read "I am not gay" on them, I don't see as I'll be able to do so with in IClone.
The Wogglebug is NOT a cockroach. He was created from a rare species of Genoman beetles by Professor Knowitall. He's perfectly sexually compatible with the Beetle Princess.
I don't care enough about gay kids to change my vision. The Wogglebug and Frogman are completely straight and the Wogglebug absolutely will be marrying the Beetle Princess and having children with her.
Those are just a small sample from the past few weeks.
As much as I would like to have Wogglebug and Frogman put on T-shirts that read "I am not gay" on them, I don't see as I'll be able to do so with in IClone.
The Wogglebug is NOT a cockroach. He was created from a rare species of Genoman beetles by Professor Knowitall. He's perfectly sexually compatible with the Beetle Princess.
I don't care enough about gay kids to change my vision. The Wogglebug and Frogman are completely straight and the Wogglebug absolutely will be marrying the Beetle Princess and having children with her.
Those are just a small sample from the past few weeks.
Sleazy Car Salesman
Believe me when I say that I will take your money
True & Honest Fan
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Reposting this one because it's gold. I want to be greeted with this when I open the farms so bad
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"Nothing in the world more dangerous than someone who has nothing left to lose though.
I recommend watching out. This lolcow gonna milk those assholes back for a change." - Boogie2988
I recommend watching out. This lolcow gonna milk those assholes back for a change." - Boogie2988
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“Everybody is identical in their secret unspoken belief that way deep down they are different from everyone else.”
“The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.”
“Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est" (loosely translated: "They can kill you, but the legalities of eating you are quite a bit dicier").”
“Mediocrity is contextual.”
“Yes, I'm paranoid — but am I paranoid enough?”
“she committed suicide by putting her extremities down the garbage disposal-first one arm and then, kind of miraculously if you think about it, the other arm.”
“He knew what the Beats know and what the great tennis player knows, son: learn to do nothing, with your whole head and body, and everything will be done by what's around you.”
“Nothing brings you together like a common enemy.”
“Describe-the-sort-of-man-you-find-attractive-and-I'll-affect-the-demeanor-of-that-sort-of-man”
“Why do prostitutes when they get straight always try and get so prim? It's like long-repressed librarian-ambitions come flooding out.”
“Clichés earned their status as clichés because they're so obviously true”
“Act in Haste, Repent at Leisure" would seem to have been almost custom-designed for the case of tattoos.”
“That no matter how smart you thought you were, you are actually way less smart than that.”
“I’ll gladly identify myself if you’ll first simply explain what it is I’m identifying myself as. This is my position. You’re requiring me to attest to facts I do not possess. The term for this is ‘duress.’”
“Don't worry about getting in touch with your feelings, they'll get in touch with you.”
“Why is the truth usually not just un- but anti-interesting?”
“Talk about solid turds all you want. The molecular integrity of shit is small potatoes.”
“I'm awful sorry to bother. I can come back. I was wondering if maybe there was any special Program prayer for when you want to hang yourself.”
“naïveté is the last true terrible sin in the theology of millennial America.”
“The thing about people who are truly and malignantly crazy: their real genius is for making the people around them think they themselves are crazy.”
all from David Foster Wallace, “Infinite Jest”
“The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.”
“Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est" (loosely translated: "They can kill you, but the legalities of eating you are quite a bit dicier").”
“Mediocrity is contextual.”
“Yes, I'm paranoid — but am I paranoid enough?”
“she committed suicide by putting her extremities down the garbage disposal-first one arm and then, kind of miraculously if you think about it, the other arm.”
“He knew what the Beats know and what the great tennis player knows, son: learn to do nothing, with your whole head and body, and everything will be done by what's around you.”
“Nothing brings you together like a common enemy.”
“Describe-the-sort-of-man-you-find-attractive-and-I'll-affect-the-demeanor-of-that-sort-of-man”
“Why do prostitutes when they get straight always try and get so prim? It's like long-repressed librarian-ambitions come flooding out.”
“Clichés earned their status as clichés because they're so obviously true”
“Act in Haste, Repent at Leisure" would seem to have been almost custom-designed for the case of tattoos.”
“That no matter how smart you thought you were, you are actually way less smart than that.”
“I’ll gladly identify myself if you’ll first simply explain what it is I’m identifying myself as. This is my position. You’re requiring me to attest to facts I do not possess. The term for this is ‘duress.’”
“Don't worry about getting in touch with your feelings, they'll get in touch with you.”
“Why is the truth usually not just un- but anti-interesting?”
“Talk about solid turds all you want. The molecular integrity of shit is small potatoes.”
“I'm awful sorry to bother. I can come back. I was wondering if maybe there was any special Program prayer for when you want to hang yourself.”
“naïveté is the last true terrible sin in the theology of millennial America.”
“The thing about people who are truly and malignantly crazy: their real genius is for making the people around them think they themselves are crazy.”
all from David Foster Wallace, “Infinite Jest”
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"You just called a sixteen year old lad ugly on the internet in front of thousands of people.What is wrong with you two.?Like who do you think you are?"
https://youtu.be/euTwrjKRSIs?t=130
https://youtu.be/euTwrjKRSIs?t=130
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"I hate niggers" - Albert Einstein
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Aren't you and Josh friends? Fuck no.
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"i just read the KF thread and it's so gross they're making fun of his appearance 
i hope he doesnt read that"
i hope he doesnt read that"
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“I just want to chill with my friends and use Twitter” -Dream
“Are we having a dance partyyyy?” -Robyn Grozintzky-Ramirez
“Are we having a dance partyyyy?” -Robyn Grozintzky-Ramirez