random_text.txt

[Jann_Hörn]

Kiwifarms is not a place for giving advice to people. And i disagree you. People rape, slander me on here.

 

[A Man on Fire]

P.G. Wodehouse quotes:

“I always advise people never to give advice.”

“I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.”

“If he had a mind, there was something on it.”

“It is true of course, that I have a will of iron, but it can be switched off if the circumstances seem to demand it.”

“What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?”

“I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea.”

“An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.”

“You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.”

“You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing.”

 

[e-gf]

"I would say all pills are magic pills. Obviously magic is not a real thing, but if there's anything that is closest to like, real world magic... it's pills. Okay? And so I am a big supporter of pills. I took like 11 this morning."
-Chaggot, PPP VS CHAGGOT IN THE KINODROME

 

[Staffy]

"GET YOU APRONS"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-scalfani-cooking-with-jack.13468/post-8455260

 

[Jobama]

 

[thegooddoctor]

'Find every single famous model/thots/Slut and woodland creature of my dreams and fuck their very brains out by filling their mouths and asses with such a titanic proportions of spunk that their intestines and respiratory organs burst at the seams and they are split in half from their cervices from the immeasurable strength of my raging 12 Inch Hulk like Giga Cock'

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/what-c...-do-when-the-cops-are-gone.70833/post-6669509

-Myself, your welcome.

 

[Blacked]

“Nathfield mission is to conquer and unite for a
cleaner world fighting evil Baby Boomers by utilizing his orange vibrant powers to mystically get into people's minds to drive instant positive outlook changing their entire perception but not without a fight.” - Nathen Mazri, Arab entrepreneur and creator of GarfieldEats, explaining the mission of his OC creation, “Nathfield”
Alternatively:


https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nathe...rfield-eats-guy-nathfield.91243/post-11604158

 

[A Man on Fire]

Friedrich Nietzche:

”How can one contemplate the depths of women? They aren’t even shallow.”

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

'Find every single famous model/thots/Slut and woodland creature of my dreams and fuck their very brains out by filling their mouths and asses with such a titanic proportions of spunk that their intestines and respiratory organs burst at the seams and they are split in half from their cervices from the immeasurable strength of my raging 12 Inch Hulk like Giga Cock'

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/what-c...-do-when-the-cops-are-gone.70833/post-6669509

-Myself, your welcome.

I'm pretty sure using your own quotes in random.txt won't get you on.

If Null would take anyone who quotes themselves then Kiwi Farms would be full of people saying retarded things all the time, you know, more than usual and on purpose.

 

[Saint Agustin]

"Does Elon Musk browse Kiwi Farms?"

 

[Staffy]

 

[toilet_rainbow]

From scammer cow Kyttie Von Toyye:

Amazon threw my order outside my building and I lost our bread to fucking squirrels

Also:

I’ve been shitting in a bucket lined with bags

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.

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@Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

Can you include the picture or is that too much

 

[thegooddoctor]

I'm pretty sure using your own quotes in random.txt won't get you on.

If Null would take anyone who quotes themselves then Kiwi Farms would be full of people saying retarded things all the time, you know, more than usual and on purpose.

Ah, my mistake in that case Im not sure, I guess this classic,

'This is not the time for another black dick joke"

Source: Unknown lolcow.

 

[Blacked]

“I’m moving to America if @elonmusk buys twitter!
Wait, I already live in America ”


“We like this…Cool Cat - God’s Warrior Angel!!”

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/daddy-derek-savage.14449/

 

[Null]

Can you include the picture or is that too much

It has to be a direct quote with a source I can cite. I do keep track of sources internally.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9532463/360/

"Sonic's Ultimate Harem by Lil' Soniq Chapter 360: Samus Aran"

 

[Blacked]

“When do we get Cool Cat Goes to Ukraine”?”

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/daddy-derek-savage.14449/post-11422758

 

[Buster Scruggs]

"Guy nigger me- near me, near me" - Jordie Jordan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIa5xm-mVkQ

 

[Rungle]

"Hi people! I'm back cookin' again!"