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“Was that Jennifer Lopez and Shakira in halftime?
Or was that some older pole-dancers? : (
My dollars stayed in my pocket...” - Derek Savage on the 2020 super bowl half time show
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“that edgy bastard who likes drawing titties and monsters”
 
“As a Disney fan, and someone who grew up in a red county, I'm sorry, I gotta comment on this. Republicans then: Let the free market run itself. Republicans now: Screw you, free market, agree with me.”
- BenTheLooney, the southern genderfluid loli artist/cartoon reviewer, gives his thoughts on the Florida v. Disney situation
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“It's called One Piece and yet all the girls wear two pieces. What false advertising.”
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“I revived 9/11 jokes faster than you could finish editing a review too”- TheMysteriousMrEnter responding to a jab made by a former editor
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Ill quote a bunch I posted previously in the thread

I have been diagnosed with seventeen different mental illnesses and no app store will provide custom descriptions that I can understand. Tech companies are evil for not caring about the disabled homeless and are going to go out of business for not understanding this growing demographic. This should be illegal!

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First of all this was before I started doing meth

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"She supports my mental illness fetish because she's a good mother"
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The most horrible soul crushing thing you can tell a tranny is "No."
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I SWEAR BY THE HOLY SHIT OF JESUS CHRIST YOU CUM CHUGGING, LIMP-WRISTED,WILLY-WRANGLING,PENIS-PURLOINING,COCK-CARESSING DOUBLE-NIGGER LOVING COLOSSAL FUCKING CHOCOLATE STAR FISH MINING JIZZ JUNKIE I WILL FIND AND RAPE AND SHIT ON EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR, UNTIL YOURE NOTHING BUT A SOULESS FUCK HUSK AND MY GIGANTIC MANHOOD IS WEARING YOUR EYE AS A RAPE HAT!
From some Dr Robotnik comic

Its like having sex with Chubacca and his pissing and sh*tting on you after.
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Heres a bunch from the manifesto of the savant know as Dr Matthew "Nigger" Harris


"Yeah a blonde adult is a red flag that you are dealing with a faggot in the closet" "I like children though".

"You just too fucked up on the diabetes to understand."

"don't get me wrong I would fuck a redhead. But I still hate leprechauns"

"Doggystyle should sound like a child smashing her fingers into a birthday cake."

" my math teacher was surprised in 8th grade when I walked up to her desk with a full erection"

"It was the kind of shit Nazis were harvesting. Probably stolen from Nigger's somehow".

"230. CHING CHONG CHIIIIIING CHEEEEEENG CHOONG FRIED DUCK ROLLED ROAST PORK EGG ROAST RAAANG PONG PING PONG"

"In and attempt to make myself a genius more profound than any other I once masturbated to music and mathematics theoroms."

"The cracker man has a 1 inch clit with a small vagina underneath it."

"Zelda must be murdered. where are my serial killers."

"Yeah bitch I took a shit on the dance floor and met a dirt mongoloid student on the street and fucked her titties on my way to the airport"

"Hahahee some philosophers talk about sanitation in terms of POOP and residual residue. Other philosopher's talk about sanitation in terms of PEEE we call it piss where I'm from."

"Kikes are poisoning our culture and rap is basically ground zero for the genocide of NIGGER. Kikes
cannot be allowed to steal the NIGGER culture"

"detroit should never have had any white rappers and now it is drinking shitwater as a divine
punishment. 50 cent is to blame."

"48. NIGGER delete your leprechaun energy"
 
“They’re in the wrong part of the building right now searching XD”
“Eternal hellfire awaits you piece of shit”
-anonymous responds to Raymond Spencer, that Hispanic edgelord that shot up DC recently and posted about it on 4chan
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“But I suppose if you’re dumb enough to think that the above are ragequits, you probably think everything is. Absolutely anything can be twisted and corrupted to fit your ridiculous child-like narrative.” - DSP responds to those who call him a ragequitter
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“I wasn’t sick because I had lied to a religious figure -- I was sick because I had lied about the good times I had at the Bunny Ranch”
-Russell Greer, from his book “Why I'm Making It Legal for Your 18 Year Old Daughter to Get in Bed with a Complete Stranger for Only 500 Bucks: A Short Essay from a Pro Se Litigant Who Is Challenging the Utah Brothel Bans”
 
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