random_text.txt

[Ophelia]

Imagine being questioned about a bomb threat and your alias is "Boomia." That ain't good.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Transliterate this idk lulz

 

[johndoe397]

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.

I gotchu fam.

Spoiler: Cringe

Nothing is more Renegade than putting pineapple on pizza.

 

[Dolomite]

please get fukin shot irl and get rid of my thread you e-bully retard

 

[AnOminous]

Very recent but may be the ultimate post.

Yes I did get diagnosed with autism.

 

[L50LasPak]

 

[Law]

There is nothing more wholesome than the imponent rage of a Canadian.

 

[SCSI]

autism so pure I wish I could snort it

The Dude in the wheelchair has a sextape?

Good for him.

If a woman isn't turned on by your shitposts, she ain't worth having.

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

View attachment 3248342View attachment 3248341
Transliterate this idk lulz

Well, hey! It probably ended up on Kiwifarms instead!
Technically this guy has his demands met!

 

[bravado]

“I’m probably one of the most banned, censored women in the world besides Alex Jones.”

Please, null.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Wtf, what kind of bars are you going at where two niggas are naked in a bed thrusting against each other and this is tame? lol

From everyone's favorite thread on everyone's favorite subforum.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Did not expect to learn about my upcoming demise in nuclear Armageddon on the kevin thread

Are trannies now a dog whistle for white supremacy?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Cripples only got one sex position and you know they lazy as shit.

 

[Puff]

So if women are gay then are traps still gay

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Wanna be that nigga on the porn set who works the pulleys to make cripples slam like retards into whores.

Wtf, what kind of bars are you going at where two niggas are naked in a bed thrusting against each other and this is tame? lol

 

[I am vomit]

Don't spell "paid" like a redditor.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I just don't understand how it's evil to make love to your mother.

 

[SevenEightNine]

@TheSword said:

You’re fuckin jigaboo magic in a flesh blanket bitch

 

[Meat Target]

The life of rich people like that is sometimes staggeringly decadent and even many people with non-gourd shaped heads sometimes don't quite get this.