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[Dork Of Ages]

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"He's had to go into hiding because being doxxed by KF means you're at massive risk of being murdered and/or raped. (KF even keeps a murder and rape count of all the people they've doxxed.)"

 

[Open Window Maniac]

This whole thing is a lot like Married With Children only that there will never be any children, Peggy isn't a retarded wreck and Al Bundy is actually funny. I guess it's not really like Married With Children.

 

[Spud]

If I stab you but you are in a state of zero consciousness then did I really stab you?

 

[speedweed]

QUESTION: would there be a problem with me posting videos of stuff like a baby basically falling into a meat grinder here?

 

[Aunt Carol]

What happened to your Druid vow of not spreading hate and spewing vile?

 

[Autistic Joe]

Just remember, a lolcow was doxed recently here by the reflection in his eyeballs.

Might wanna think about that.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

Haha wrong. It’s possible to overclock a crematorium.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Shut the fuck up and go back to drinking listerine and aqua net behind the dumpster kemosabe

 

[I am vomit]

Full video is a tampon giveaway. Two teen girls are super excited to accept street tampons, and one is super duper excited to tell Dylan she's on her period.

Instead of "Rumer's new age medical horror", can we please refer to it as "Russy".

PS- if my partner found out that I tried to defend her honor by referencing her chronic. yeast. infection., I would end up sleeping on the couch for a week.

I think BDSM primarily appeals to people who are emotionally retarded.

The Internet war criminal Joshua 'Null' Moon cannot keep getting away with this

Guess what bitches, my man just got a fifteen cent raise at his dishwashing job at the local sports bar. Now THAT'S the kind of man I married!

[uses his work money to divorce him for an extra $30 in SNAP benefits]

The foamy white waves are reminiscent of her foamy white crotch from her chronic yeast infections.

Seriously, Chris and seductive are two mutually exclusive concepts.

A pokemon made into a racial caricature is not something that I ever expected to see.

Filed a complaint AND has sicced her witchy sisters on us! I'm terrified of their incense and urine jar spellcasting!!!

So keep trying you little fuck boy basement dwelling troll who's mommy takes care of all his needs so he can sit and fuck with people's lives. Your plan is backfiring on you. I suggest you back off now. Two can play games and you won't like mine.

 

[Table Country]

no eternal being would ever choose to be a nigger.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Contrary to the beliefs they have in their nasty little hugboxes, animal raping child molesters are not in fact very popular and are not on the "right side of history."

Also,

“Oh I really hope you IDIOTS of an antizoo are happy now because you managed to being Val to a point where she isolates herself.
Shame on you. Shame on everything you love.
She never deserved all this hate and harassment. I don’t want to hear a single “but” FUCKUNG SCREW U ANTIS.”

 

[Skitarii]

I would not fuck a woman who fucked a spaniard or italian let alone an african or a transformer.

The only Bar exam he passed served $7 shots.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'm no lawyer but I don't think these are the kind of quotes you want to leave out there after stabbing someone.

Would've unironically come off better if he'd just said "yeah I've daydreamed about getting the chance to stab intruders before, what man hasn't?"

I second that, I'm not clicking over there. But tbh I don't know if I'd click on it regardless. I'm assuming it's either some dingledangle tentacle stringledingle of flesh, or more of a hemorrhoid bulge thing, or a full-on pocket prolapse. And it's either ghostly white or bright red.

(I apologise to those of a sensitive disposition who might be reading this thread, it is aggressively British)

 

[ScooterL]

Is "Kiwi Farms" the new "4chan"?

I'll only change in front of my mother.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I would say that she did the vaginal equivalent of accidentally getting a contact lens awkwardly folded up in your tear duct.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I don't like being around poor people. They're smelly, dirty and more likely to be criminals.

 

[Dolomite]

"@Kilbawx YOUR DICTATOR COUNTRY. THE DICTATOR NETHERLANDS. YOU PEOPLE ARE DICTATORS. DICACTOR."

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I want to go to the sausage planet.

 

[Snusmumriken]

We literally have nothing. It's Schrodingers faggot right now.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Arknights exists because the guy behind it was too autistic to control himself and got fired from a different project after sperging out at the studio owner vetoing his demands to add furries with magical rock powers to a somewhat realistic spy fiction game.

“Why do you have a picture of Jar Jar Binks about to kill himself?”