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[Archie_Kimkicker]

you do realize i'm not trans, right? nor am I downsyndromed? I'm Autistic.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I guess this troon marked his territory by cooming on this poor womens clothes, we need the cum hunter Fuentes on this immediately.

Of the myriad horrors in this thread, I somehow find this the most grim. The contrast between the casual, almost flippant tone (complete with MS Paint cartoon "phallus") and the incredibly disturbing subject matter is having a psychological effect that I can't really describe.

It's rare that this happens, but I stand before you completely sneedless.

-goes to interview
-I love Hitler
-refuses to elaborate
-leaves

 

[1996 Toyota Camry]

....

2=2= FISH.

I LOVE MY GRANDMA.

I LOVE HAMILTION THE MUSICAL.

I LOVE .

I'M HUMAN YOU DIMWIT.

STOP .

DO NOT DO THIS.

DO NOT PASS GO.

DO NOT TORMENT MY MENTAL STATE WITH THINGS LIKE ''CAN YOU HEAR IT IN THE WALLS?"

IT WILL SEND ME INTO A FALSE SENSE OF REALITY

I CAN BE A NORMAL MEMBER HERE TOO IF YOU DIDN'T TREAT ME THIS WAY.

 

[Sugriva]

The modern day equivalent of pipe organs is child rape.

 

[Roland TB-303]

I HAVE AUTSIM AND SCHIZOPRHINIA AND BIPOLAR 1. PLUS I AM BRITISH, FRENCH, GERMAN, AND IRISH.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

What do black people have to do with me calling everyone a nigger?

 

[AMHOLIO]

I asking in name of science and because I don't have a penis...

 

[keytar]

Fortunately he's almost inevitably going to slip in a pool of stale chop suey, his own semen, and lies

 

[yydszmiteg2]

What is a sneed?

 

[Meat Target]

only a Polack would bring a spear to a gun fight...

 

[easy]

THINK BEFORE YOU TROLL!

 

[1996 Toyota Camry]

A x ( 1* 1 ) 6 + 5= ?

what is A?

1 X1 EQUALS 1 SO DIVIDE THAT BY SIX. PLUS FIVE.12.

THE ANSWER IS 12.

5+6=12

 

[Useful_Mistake]

5+6=12

Wouldn't it be 0.17 + 5 given that you had to (according to the written instructions) divide 1 by 6 (getting 0.17)? The math still doesn't work.

 

[1996 Toyota Camry]

Wouldn't it be 0.17 + 5 given that you had to (according to the written instructions) divide 1 by 6 (getting 0.17)? The math still doesn't work.

The way I was taught this is that (1x1)6 is essentially 1x6

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The way I was taught this is that (1x1)6 is essentially 1x6

1 times 6 is indeed six. 1 divided by 6 (as the instructions falsely instruct us to) would give 0.17 (rounded up)

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I like steroids being illegal because it gives a physical advantage to people who are willing to disobey the government.

 

[AnOminous]

Wouldn't it be 0.17 + 5 given that you had to (according to the written instructions) divide 1 by 6 (getting 0.17)? The math still doesn't work.

It doesn't give 12 as a solution though.

The solution would be 6a+5. There's no way to know what the value of a is.

So if the solution were actually 12, A would be 7/6.

If the solution were 11, A would be 1. Etc.

This is also assume the "x" means times and isn't yet another undefined variable, since this bullshit equation uses * for multiplication elsewhere.

Pure retardation from some tard with a deletion syndrome.

 

[Japanese Beavis]

My life issue was all my friends and family left me on may 17th, and I've done nothing but use 4chan and kiwifarms.

I'M GOING TO RESORT TO NOT ONLY HUMILIATE MYSELF FURTHER, BUT POSTING A FULL BODY NUDE OF MYSELF, SHOWING MY *VAGINA* IF YOU DO NOT STOP ASSUMING WE ARE DATING.

OR I'M POSTING MY UGLY ASS ONLINE FOR *EVERYONE* TO SEE I AM A NATURAL BORN FEMALE.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

"This is a meme. Engraved on the meme is a finely-designed image of kiwis and an ogre. The ogre is lamenting. The kiwis are dancing."

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

TEXT IS HARD TO READ YOU DUMBASS.