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[Meat Target]

Every crime or sin ever commited was done by somebody with a skeleton and what? You think that's just some kind of coincidence? They are NO GOOD!

 

[Yamamura]

Good Evening Kiwi farms, this is your boy xXWild_DripXx, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.

 

[Hitman One]

You are coming to my website and hotlinking fucking /pol/ shit to my threads. What did I do to deserve this? You phoneposting queers

 

[GunCar Gary]

I removed and ate my own cock a lil over 2 years ago and I would love to eat more cocks

 

[Path Wanderer]

The endless battle to banish the world’s most notorious stalker website​

 

[Pendulous Dong]

I'm going to stick it to the kikes while they fight over who can liquidate my funkopop collection.

 

[Rembrandt]

Don’t steal that bar from me Nick, you fucking faggot.

 

[Gentlebastard]

>Play shitty chinese gatcha game
>Get harassed by a troon
I think you got exactly what you deserve, buddy

HAHAHAHA HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET OWNED BY A 14 YEAR OLD TROON NIGGA LIKE JUST IGNORE THAT FAGGOT LIKE NIGGA JUST BLOCK THE FAG HAHA

I love threads like these. Pure, uncut, class A schadenfreude straight into my veins oooh yeah that's the good shit.

wow... really great thread op, meticulously researched and written, you have me convinced - i am going to do everything in my evil power to defend the honor of you, o noble 30 year old fat reddtor pedophile-sama, against the tyranny of some 14 year old......

Brah.
This looks like a hotel you come to die.
This is the place hookers avoid because it's too sketch.

“And yea, though you may walk into the valley of the dreaded fuzzy fruit and flightless bird bravely, know that you may never know peace as the ledgers of the sick and proclivities of the evil will be engraved into your kek-seeking mind forcefully and righteously. If you are not ready for this, the forbidden sickly knowledge of the internet and all its wily mischief, then turn back to your normie naive websites, you fucking faggot”.
~The Book of Kiwis, Foreword Warning

If the pitbull rips off Jack's dead arm I will take back all the bad things I've ever said about pitbulls and consider them a necessary evil. If it rips off his good arm too I'll consider them heckin' awesome pupperinos.

Nobody would molest Fatrick when he was a child, too fat, the logistics of it would be a pain in the ass, you'd have to hold up his gut with one hand while you roll his little dick between your thumb and index finger. Then there's all the sweat and grease he excretes, he would be like a greased hog.

TFW you think you've got a handle on most of the tranny shit and something belts you out of left field.

 

[PetiteFeet]

 

[6thRanger]

Instead of fantasizing about getting gang raped by niggers and killing the rape baby, maybe you should try and get a job.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

(SFW but ugly)

 

[Stan]

> I went to Sarah Lawrence. I am strong with the force of God.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Whoever wrote this should be shot

Dressing up as a leather daddy for Queer Halloween? That's like wearing your street clothes to a costume party and saying you're dressed as yourself.

I'm afraid to read the article but I think Procrastinating Queer would be a funny username

 

[tehpope]

Grug no like pp. Grug smash pp with rock. Grug now Grugina.

 

[Meat Target]

He tries to make amends by feeding poor black children, but through frequent unexplained accidents they always end up in his pepperoni grinder.

 

[Sprate Header]

This feels like the modern equivalent to trying to summon a demon to curse your rival and it just calls you a faggot and kicks you in the nuts

 

[Poonocchio]

Scott "This time the hot loads in your face weren't from dicks" Adams

 

[PandaChai]

it's pretty tame by Japanese Rape Game standards

owo

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Comments are 100% hyper jannied right now. I only see dick sucking.

 

[DrNow]

He’s just finding “things” and then masturbating with them.​