random_text.txt

[RV 229]

"victims arent we all"

 

[TaterBot]

"That cartoon frog is more sinister than you might realize."

Spoiler

http://www.vocativ.com/358799/hillary-clinton-pepe-the-frog/

 

[*Asterisk*]

Stop the current year, I wanna get off.

Implying that current year+1 will be any better.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I haven't spanked my monkey for 2 weeks, and only about 3 times in the last 4 months.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

Every mushroom cloud has a silver lining.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I'm almost offended that Murray puts so little effort into creating a seamless, believable story about his nubile, ever-pissing, autistic sex monsters.

 

[Hyperion]

They discriminate against Battletoads

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Readers questioned the consent of the sexual encounter between the taco and the hot dog bun.

 

[Hellfire]

it took police escort and meeting others like me in psych hospital to know I and others aren't "crazy"

 

[*Asterisk*]

Dolphins are Laci's spirit animal, because they both spew foamy liquid from their blowhole.

 

[AA 102]

"BIMB is fat" - Everyone

 

[Hellfire]

"I will also be sleeping with this knife by or under my pillow in case Kiwi Farms or a criminal attempts home invasion/break-in."

 

[AnOminous]

"I will also be sleeping with this knife by or under my pillow in case Kiwi Farms or a criminal attempts home invasion/break-in."

Almost certainly if he does that he will manage to cut himself somehow when he bellyflops face first onto it or some other stupid thing.

 

[D4C]

'Se La Ve'
"What a fucking , Mark."

 

[CatParty]

In real life the people you cyberbully would cut your eyes out.

 

[Hellfire]

“Better look over your [expletive] back because I don’t flying [expletive] if we have to burn your [expletive] house down, if we have to [expletive] track your [expletive] family down, we will [expletive] your [expletive] up [expletive]”

http://www.pcinvasion.com/lizard-squad-poodlecorp-pair-charged-feds

 

[WeeGee]

"How on earth is posting a pornstar photo and making a disgusting comment about breasts, normal? Do you live on another planet?" Oliver D. Smith

 

[Ntwadumela]

I already fucked a lolcow this year, that's enough for a lifetime.

 

[Army Burger]

 

[*Asterisk*]

Whoever you support this election I think we can all agree that @Brandobaris is deeply retarded and should be ignored.