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[JelloJerk]

Based on MATI I thought it'd be cooler than this but it's literally just twitter with a few more slurs, as many queers and lamer topics.

 

[CHARizard]

And any male who doesn't want to fuck a 17 y/o is gay. We surely can all agree on that. If the number is lower we can start debating.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

I respect the honesty, but not the autism.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

The joking matter of it all is that Florian's disease (of specific loss of speech function) matches the disease of a certain other enthusiast, who developed coprolaliac speech and called it Florian syndrome... and set fire to his psychiatrist office, several years ago. That was me.

Have you read my manifesto?

 

[Bill Kilgore]

Hitler was a communist, he moved the National Socialists because he came to believe that the communists were over run with Jews. He then moved on to the party that was the next closest thing to communist that also believed in racial purity.

Just goes to show even Chris can be right some times even if he doesn't understand why.

 

[Gentlebastard]

this is why your life is just beginning, friend. enjoy freedom.

"Everything was great so I decided to fuck around with it."
"Update - IT'S COMPLETELY RUINED HOW DID IT HAPPEN"

The duality of Taytay. Being too stupid to understand the question being asked. Whilst also being too much of a journo to answer what she thinks is being said disingenuously.

He's a bona fide bug man straight out of some /pol/ greentext. What a caricature of a real man.

You couldn't pay me to eat that shit, but a fat ass with a stroked-out body giving healthy food advice is hilarious.

All I want is liveblogging on this site during the election results. I want every single squeal injected directly into my veins.

This is like an obese person's obesity was diagnosed with obesity.

If I get a red-flavored Icee at the gas station, I don't expect it to taste like anything else besides red. It'd be cursed if it tasted like actual cherries.

that's what a diabetic, stroke patient needs: refined sugar

You'll never know the male experience of being towel snapped on the ass in a locker room.

 

[Programmer Socks]

Thankfully there was no reason to use whores as a white guy in Japan though.

 

[Kerr Avon]

I'll take a tranny chaser over a pedophile

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The following two pictures were taken back to back.

"What's happening to the people around me? Why is my sister calling me a pedo, right?"

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

Canada on Canada violence, I love it

"... let him
have his neo vagina and he will envy a
cockroach behind a dumpster is able to
have sex and he can't
Let him have his surgery"

Hey baby, is that a rotdog in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

god i hate veterans. "I heard a loud noise and need to bring an emotional support pitbull with me everywhere"

I don’t need a reason to be transphobic, I just think you’re all coom-brained disgusting pervert freaks who I need to keep away from my children at any cost necessary. You social lepers provide enough reasons on social media every single day from death threats, rape threats, sexual harassment, exposing yourselves in public, killing innocent children, impregnating women in prison, the list goes on and on. Every fibre of your being repulses me to the core because I value integrity, beauty, honesty, family loyalty and a spiritual connection with your true self. You spit in the face of nature, you disown your family, you disrespect your mother and father. We are the furthest type of human being possible and at the end of the day and for all the reasons mentioned you disgust me and repulse me on a visceral level, physically, mentally and spiritually. Happy?

"I'll not only be an obvious 'tr *** y,' but a fat 'tr *** y.' I hate how people will see me as the exact image of what disgusts them. TBH, I wouldn't mind if I never passed if I also wasn't fat. I know I can lose weight but I'm 300 pounds"

I'll defend to the death your right to write amhole erotica.

 

[Bucephalus]

Alright, just to nip something right in the bud. If you're going to use my deadname instead of the name "Peppermint" I'm just going to stop responding altogether and won't humor you guys any longer.

 

[Meat Target]

I applied for a Hooters job to honor my dad

Whoever told this fishman to stitch a beard to his mask should be given a raise and a promotion

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I've been really upset sometimes but I've never been so upset that I had to immediately rape someone.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

And really, gelding oneself just to avoid having to put in a honest day's work is par for the course for NEETs.

 

[Chongqing]

I'm contributing my own quote because I legitimately think it would look good at the top of the page.

Islam is going to save the Rekieta family.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

i dont hear much from them since they killed themselves

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

He's the renaissance man of lolcows.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I am OK with the typical DragonBallZ/steins gate fan. That new one on Netflix, I have always lovingly referred to as "McTranny-Kill-Whitey." The one about the female samurai who tapes her tits, relentlessly hunting down every last drop of European DNA in Edo-Era Japan, because the Europeans invented firearms. That show even nods at the fact that Europeans are the peoples who popularized drinking milk from cows.

THAT BEING SAID

This lolicon horrorshow that is adjacent to ANY Anime/Manga is reason enough to never allow the media in our societies again.

I'm not the fence sitting faggot who cannot seem to make sense of their own worldview... I say BURN THE BOOKS, collectively, across the nation, on a designated date, and livestream it to the world.

THAT would be "kino"
THAT would be "epic"

Anything short of that, at this point, is just more of the same Jewish modernity that we find ourselves in.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I went to the men's room and found men using the restroom. This is gross and not nearly as gender affirming/sexy as I had imagined.

 

[qoop]

Owning the megaphone is only a boon if you know when to shut up.

I deny the holocaust for purely Philosemetic reasons.

12 million died actually.