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[Metal Sink]

SONIC IS DEAD *throws pennies*

 

[exball]

Offended.

 

[CatParty]

reported

 

[Null]

Random Text has been restored.
Praise be

 

[Dollars2010]

Iä! Iä! Random Text Fhtagn!

 

[Null]

Per suggestion of Champ, this has been added.

"A thousand pounds of sausages on my 180 pound body"
"They handcuffed my wrists and legs, and they hog-tied me!"
"once again thwarting my efforts in trying to find a Boyfriend-Free Girl."

Per me

Perfectly normal.

 

[Watcher]

"I AM THE CWCKI FORUMS"

From Pvt's 888chan thread

 

[exball]

"I really don't care if you have my address. Not like any of you losers are capable of shit except JULAY."
Pvt.RichardGayer.

 

[LM 697]

"CWCki Forums is my life"
- PvtRichardBLASTBEATCranium

 

[CWCissey]

BLASTBEAT MOTHERFUCKERS!

 

[José Mourinho]

Ween Troll HQ

 

[CatParty]

Because you're a lolcow now

 

[Metal Sink]

"Come on Null, you pussy. Show yourself. What do you have to say, faggot?" – THE CWCKI FORUMS

 

[Mr. 0]

pacer

 

[exball]

I will be the dream bitch, I will be the dream! YEEAAHHH!
-Parkourdude91.

 

[BiggerJ]

Choking on giant straws since 2005.

"You know what we should do, we should make him force himself on his counslor; forgot her name, and film it." - Christian Weston Chandler

Proud enforcers of the Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor.

"I'm bound to be found by a Boyfriend free, 18-23-Year old girl now."

 

[Watcher]

Don't open any jpegs

A reference to PvtRichardCranium's virus

 

[BiggerJ]

Using the word 'niggo' more than Chris ever did or ever will.

Perhaps it is the work of amoebas. [from the only review of The Adventures of the American Rabbit]

Fun fact: Chris would be more likely to commit suicide if he didn't believe that 'premature death leaves one in Limbo', a belief he got from South Park.

 

[CWCissey]

Operation Hedgeclipper is a go!

(I think we need to reference Manajerkop's excellent CWCollateral a lot more around here)

 

[BiggerJ]

We let an autistic man influence our vocabularies, and if you have a problem with that you will be bann.