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[Catch The Rainbow]

In a way Jewish women were the original trannies

 

[Topaz Eyes]

This could have been a fight between eighteen naked cowboys in a shower and it wouldn't have been any less gay.

 

[Windy Moors]

Does he have an anime boobies mouse pad?????

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Okay, this guy kinda pisses me off. You put respect on Itaru Hinoue's name you sub-human waste of biomatter.

 

[Wodanaz]

the last time I did, I came in less than a second. No I am not joking. I know what "less than a second" literally means, and I know what the word 'literally' means, and yes I literally ejaculated in less than a second the last time this has happened

if you look at my profile, one of my posts got over 200 reacts because I talked about my hardcore no-lust practice (including looking away if I see an attractive woman on any screen anywhere at any time; including not eating spicy foods before bed and sleeping in certain positions to prevent wet dreams)

my no-lust-whatsoever practice has affected me so much that I started getting mild erections whenever I saw women like Kamala Harris, Hillary Clinton, and Michelle Obama on screen, so basically these days I just look away whenever ANY woman comes into my field of vision (irl or on a screen)

 

[Snusmumriken]

is it okay if we text you questions about stinks? How bad on a scale of 1-Indian food does he smell? Is this still your number (504-373-9112)? it’d be nice to catch up

you really think someone would do that? just go on the internet and draw some caked up kids?

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Also gives off the vibes of "gets his anus rogered in the toilets at the local tube station".

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

it would be so dirty that he would have shit on it, because he wouldn't wash his hands after poorly wiping his ass. She admitted to sucking him off and his dick tasting like shit. She said it was hard to tell if his dick had shit on it because "he was black, so his dick was shit colored already"

 

[CaddestSlown]

Was she alive? Was it consensual? Can you answer honestly?

 

[BirdUp]

Google "bukkake" and you will get a reasonably close approximation.

 

[Tablet County]

Dear xi Jinping,
I don't know if you are real, but if you are, please, please, please give me the Total collapse of the Western World for christmas.
Yours truly,
Little timmy

I thought the whole point of KF was to be a place to pick up chicks.

Am i a murderer, if i watch a TV show and a character gets brained with an ashtray in a drunken fight? Does Jesus hold that against me?

Tap water: The Liquid Jew! Drink Monster!

"There is no fate but what we make for the Britons"
~ The Merlinator

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Loomer looks like Jigsaw in a wig

 

[Gentlebastard]

That dead arm looks extra dead and red/purplish

He only has to lose the eyeglasses to be a dead ringer for the fuhrer's testicle.

Don't you fucking dare compare the noble Orangutan to niggers.

It's got so much in one video. A literal polyamorous cow furry is wheeling her obese husband's CPAP into that night's sleeping area. I wondered how fat this guy is, so I went to their page.

I generally consider myself pretty tolerant but the only thing these people should be sharing is a mass grave.

I've compared his attitude to "old man yells at cloud" in the past but seeing him lay it out so plainly like this is kind of fascinating.

gives off the vibes of "gets his anus rogered in the toilets at the local tube station"

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Just because he's accustomed to patting his scrotal hernia across two theater seats with the finesse of a baker leaving dough to rise is not to say that Josh's practices nor entitlements should carry over to his online activities. The lack of apology tendered to the Serbian children there to see Despicable Me 4 who instead saw Josh's despicable bag does not absolve him from apologizing to this community for his double-posting shenanigans. The Emperor has no clothes over that scrotum.

 

[CaddestSlown]

In a world of forced positivity you love to see a hater.

 

[Drip Torch]

Would you like one of Trump’s grey, smelly pubes?

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

my no-lust-whatsoever practice has affected me so much that I started getting mild erections whenever I saw women like Kamala Harris, Hillary Clinton, and Michelle Obama on screen

 

[Thé au lait]

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Not sure how this one would even be presented, but it's one of my favorites

THE COURT: "Mr. Tomlinson, the court harbors a strong suspicion that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits. Do you agree with the court's assessment?"

THE COURT: "Mr. Tomlinson, the court harbors a strong suspicion that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits. Do you agree with the court's assessment?"
THE PETITIONER: "No. No. No."
THE COURT: "Well, we are going to end up with that being the case."

 

[Axiom.]

She reposted it over to her Instagram too.
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She's not a fan of the conclusion
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@PS2 Nishiki The ragewhore's complaining about you again
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Now we just wait for Zoey's next move, probably another sock popping up.

"also why have you been ignoring me for weeks "
"Because you weren't helping me"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Thread moving so fast nobody will notice my confession about farting on a peacock back in middle school