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[Dr. Butt]

What no vibrating buttplugs now?
Should have turned up in Clown make up.

 

[Big Nasty]

He will build up cum stocks and unleash his gay nigger fury over the next person who denies him the booty.

psychopathic billionaire tech moguls who all look like Limburger from Biker Mice from Mars who decided that if they can't get a woman not repulsed by them, they're gonna be the woman

Diarrheaboo.

4 buck teenage date rape in a can.

 

[Dead Lion]

His Ferret Auschwitz is excused, he's just trying to find his muse.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I actually love my wife tho she's not covering up any homo urges or my caretaker.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

I prayed for them to burn in Hell, so God sent me a house fire in L.A.

I hate to tell you this buddy but the public perception of pirates has been homosexual for like 30 years

I wish my penis was powerful enough to take down the Kiwi Farms.

I would not let him smash my fart box if I was a 16 year old attention starved school girl

Dragonsnow only disliked Roblox Transfur games due to not being credited

ban from Furaffinity for "fetal pornography"

 

[Hitman One]

This sounds like the beginning of a sexual assault charge.

 

[Windy Moors]

Goodnight sweet Prince.

I know everyone would have had six midgets serving as pallbearers, had his innards pickled in wine and myrrh, and then dipped him in gold like Alexhamster the Great before he was consigned to a royal tomb for all eternity, but we're talking about Chantal here.

 

[Gentlebastard]

He actually believes that his doomposting about politics is changing the world, and if he doesn't do it Hitler wins.

I...gotta get myself away from the computer. I am actually doing damage to my psyche laughing at this shit

he was cursed by a trickster god that if he were to ever admit a mistake or that he was wrong, he would be struck by lightning on the spot

Diagnosis: Standard gay nigga.

He can't possibly win, which means he will win, because we live in the worst timeline possible.

We need to start dying younger so less men get midlife crisises, cause this is just embarrassing.

"o fug, child XDXXXDDDXX dhis is why your life is already overs sdagler DDDDDD-D enjoy the brisonings XdDDDXddDD::DDD"

Getting someone's address and sending them $0.5 buttplugs is also a good use of the platform

 

[Makhnovshchina]

“No motherfucker my mom did not the fuck pass away because she was FAT and FUCKING OBESE”

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

"I died because I hit shift when I meant to hit shift"
"No, you died because you hit shift when you meant to hit shift"

 

[The Holy Empress Theodora]

Is it the logic itself, or just that I keep bringing up sorcery?

 

[SlaanyChaser]

I never watched the Moomins but I came across this character named Alicia and I wonder if Flutter tried to copy her style lol

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I wonder if you take all day thinking of these replies, but then I realize they are so retarded that it couldn't possibly be the case, then I reread your replies and think "it probably is."

 

[Crex Crex]

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a penis is a good guy with a penis. It’s literally in their constitution.

A lesbian woman cannot be a faggot.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

One of the most satisfying parts of Kiwi Farms experience is seeing bad things happening to bad people.

 

[WelperHelper99]

If some Mexican kids were bullying my kid, I would just go over to the mom's house, get her super drunk on tequila and Modelos, and proceed to have sex with her. Then, I would film it and send it to the kid, saying that if he doesn't quit picking on my bald little nigga kid, I'm going to become his new stepdad and beat the ever-loving shit out of him every single day. I don't care how fat that bitch is or how glorious her husband's mustache is - That's the road to revenge, and it must be done.

 

[Picklechu]

"I'm SIR PAPA as you can see in my tummy."

 

[JustSomeDong]

I wonder if you take all day thinking of these replies, but then I realize they are so retarded that it couldn't possibly be the case, then I reread your replies and think "it probably is."

 

[demicolon]

Responding to a tweet sharing news that a female pornstar commited suicide via shotgun mentioning their favorite scene the pornstar was in (and tagging the male pornstar who also acted in it)

 

[Gravemind]

only retardeds need rammarly to write correclty the words

grammartly*