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[neger psykolog]

Keem refers to his penis as 'this Keemstar [cock]',

(note: I took the creative liberty to change dick to cock because it sounds better)

 

[Tablet County]

SECOND TIME TODAY @Null PLEASE LOCK REGISTRATION I BEG YOU MY FEEDER KING I WILL EAT AN ENTIRE BUCKET OF WINGS

 

[Laburnum]

Keem: omg that's so weird that your ex forced you to sleep with other men on tape, so fucked up
Linx: I think I still have copies of them somewhe-
Keem: send me that shit

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Compromise: Say whatever the hell you want to say because anything can be considered "cringe" and "for redditors".

Hush now and think about your retardation before posting.

It’s becoming more and more obvious that a good portion of Kiwi Farms users are just lolcows who haven’t been found yet. Like clockwork, one of longtime posters gets outed every few weeks for some deranged behavior that would get them their own thread.

You’ll see these kiwis making posts about how loli is ruining society, only for them to get exposed as gooners who like to draw armless children in bondage gear that look like they were drawn by a serial killer.

How deep is this iceberg? How many people here are retards waiting to be uncovered?

Oh. You've caused me psychic damage with that image. I thought I was immune to this sort of thing by now with all the sights seen, but you've managed to land a mortal strike. Well done.

Goon too close to the sun, and you will turn into a jew that does nothing but post tranny nigger porn. Happens often.

Half of the things discussed in this thread make no sense to me and any research into it seems like a huge waste of time.

The only good thing to come out of it is some anon telling me how to find asian massage parlors around me and now all the girls at this one that I go to really like me. They said I'm the best customer and talk about me when I'm not there because all the other customers cum too fast and I guess have small dicks.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Like Bill Cosby, the behaviour can be okay for decades.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I literally don't care. It's not embarrassing to be agp.

Source

 

[CuntessMaximus]

Sargon's wife's son
Punctuation is a form of communism i'm not giving it to your Judaic Communist gangster computer God and your Frankenstein control chips

 

[CaddestSlown]

I know you're new here and getting settled in, but the preferred endonym is Kikes.

Edit: also sorry I didn't mention this before, but you're a nigger; post archive links, I'm not fucking clicking on the latin times again

 

[Betonhaus]

I will fuck him up in an overreactathon

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

The fact that HHH is still on Kiwi Farms triggering retards is proof that God is real and has a sense of humor.

 

[Agarathium1066]

The sequel, "Who groomed Roger Rabbit", was way darker than the first movie

 

[Forcey Funtime]

>Jan 21
Rage quit /pol/ and alt chains
Came here to hide from red hats

 

[thhrang]

i see no downsides to doing meth

 

[Aunt Carol]

(note: I took the creative liberty to change dick to cock because it sounds better)

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

If god loves troons, why would he put them in the wrong body?

You have to look at it like you are deployed in a wartime situation. Totally alert, proactively looking for threats, one in the chamber. This is just basic SOP for taking a bus

The elites don’t want you to know this but the trees are free you can take them home.

You know, I don’t think anyone’s body would respond that well to a penis being mangled and shoved in an artificially constructed hole.

You pushed the "Blade Runner" Button. You shouldn't have done that.

There are also non-cannibal-related ways to get it but that is very boring so I pretend those vectors do not exist.

They present some unique and unfortunate challenges for sterilization, kill you in horrifying ways, and to top it off they're linked to cannibalism; but often when people are describing them, they make them sound like an eldritch abomination, which is...well, maybe partially appropriate.

That's why when fighting niggers, you only need three weapons. 1. A gun. 2. A will for survival. 3. An erection.

Remember, survival is about using the tools you have available to you at the moment. Niggas pick a fight with you at the bad dragon factory parking lot or the grocery store produce section? I don't even have to explain. But let's say you are accosted by niggers at the swimming pool? I mean, I'm not sure why they would be there, but there should always be something nearby - Like a pool noodle, for example. There is a selection of nonstop improvised weapons that can always be used.

The goal since the late 40's has been a one world government and the only way that is achieved is by fracturing the first world countries into accepting it. That's why the US and Europe are so into self flatulating.

I'm racist and everything, but even I'm not so racist that I'd let a black boy stab me in the heart and kill me just because I can't stand niggers. That kid must have been really really racist.

I guess he'll identify as a problem the same way as he identifies as a woman: almost exclusively online, fooling nobody.

 

[Not A Cat Person]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/franci...jo-agony-arena-dunkbunko.196329/post-21153206

do u know what it feels like to tell ur therapist you have a fart fetish its insane

 

[ShittlerNiggler]

I thought this would include a greentext of a /k/ommando who got horny while sleeping with a rifle next to him and decided to stick his dick into the breech of his bolt action rifle. But not it's urethra shenanigans. Fuck...

 

[krack]

Didn't know this site had a point system, just like Reddit!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Common sense loli control???

Imagine if we took away niggers' welfare after they got caught shoplifting (age 5).

Witch and the Hundred Knight certainly was experimental with the whole turning your mom into a mouse and then setting male mice on her to gang rape her thing.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

The biggest and manliest character in the Odyssey is probably Polyphemus the cyclops.