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[Arrival]

I've been lashed at by Null for having a disco Hitler avatar that gave people seizures.

 

[BinaricHate]

Yes it does. You probably just spilled guacamole on that part while eating Mexican food and reading it.

 

[The Stranger]

Currently browsing Shaye's ancient furry porn. LOTS of MLP shit, but nothing too nasty.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Honestly, my first reaction is pride - the racist community consistently demonstrates itself to be one of the most vibrant and creative communities out there. Never resting on its laurels. Always at the vanguard of new media and technologies, finding new ways to be racist. Endlessly innovating.

Those damn Chinese have it so good. When I was a kid we had to chip the paint off the walls and eat it to get the delicious lead.

[Stephen Hawking] looks like a fucking nerd

That post about a hooker having aids and spreading it because she does anal with old men finally coming to bite him in the ass in a very literal sense.

This may be a hot-take but I think "could do it but chooses not to" is actually worse than "too stupid to do it correctly".

"Just excusable neglect, Your Honor. A minor goof up."

This dude always gave me the creeps. He clearly jerks off imagining himself as a little girl being molested by her redneck Christian dad.

What about ballsacks made out of pussy lips? They’re always so little and dainty, especially when paired with a rotdog the size of a pringles can.

you will never see a penny from me. You want it? it's in my gay lover's g-string down at the Pump'N'Dump.

"And finally, there's dilation, which is like some sort of demonic ceremony where you impale yourself for 20 agonising minutes to remind you of your own stupidity."

A man who chooses to be a public spectacle is upset when the public finds him to be a spectacle. The real L here is the profound illiteracy found in this post, which implies to me that he's one of those children that really should've been left behind.

Can you really say you are trans unless you have worked at a Taco Bell?

 

[Delany's Donkey]

in reality they were merely pawns on a cheeseboard.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

every other week a ferret dies of "super rare golden legendary cancer" or something

 

[Cnidarian]

God is real and He hates us.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I can't kill myself as there is a chance that it leads to a worse afterlife. I need to pass away due to no fault of my own.

 

[Pedophobe]

God damn it! Why do I always end up seeing someone's butt? Every fucking time!

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Ask things like "how can I find xyz on such and such thread?" or "why does Josh care so much about cheese? Is he fat?" etc.

 

[neger psykolog]

I go on many boards on the site and the DSP forum is uniquely treated in a way I would compare to an unwanted employee management hates but is getting governement funding for keeping him around

 

[Xarpho's Return]

this is a story about something good happening to a citizen of New Jersey, which i am ethically opposed to

 

[Diggus Bickus]

He almost had God on his side but then he had to go and admit that he owns a menorah. Classic Catholic mistake. Satan wins again.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

*AHEM*
*Tap tap tap*
"Manifesto manifesto,
Cat rapist! Cat rapist!
Where's the manifesto?
Where's the manifesto?
Kill yourself,
Kill yourself."

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

“I need you to check my ass for cancer.”
“You mean cum in your ass?”
“…no! I -“
“You want the entire block to sodomize you?”
“NO!”
“You are now saying you want the entire city of Lisbon inside your ass? Well, if that’s what you want.”

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I’ve managed to stay alive by the skin of my teeth. gd knows how. I saw death. I met death. I saw the other side. I could see all the souls wandering around the hospital.

 

[Aunt Carol]

who the fuck is donating to this crippled nigger

What I’m really doing if it’s not clear is flexing that my cat loves me enough to let me kiss his belly.

Nigga if you're 40+ why you care? You're about to die anyway

 

[McMitch]

It’s that old Norm MacDonald lean-in: “WHORES!”

 

[volatile puar]

Besides the word Nigger can never be shocking to me.
it has nothing to do with black people, I just legitimately have very good memories with that word.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Blood type is to Japanese women what zodiac signs are to American women.

There's being obtuse, and then there's being so far in the closet you're in Narnia, and then there's this dude.

I can picture this guy through the screen. Including the meth sores.

Homie out there looking like homo florensiesis in a dress.

But would she have been willing to take the ultimate step for their romance and agree to fart in his vagina?

She is extremely annoying and full of herself despite no actual accomplishments. I can see why Fatrick hates her. She is stealing his bit

I was moved to tears by the scene where Tim turns to the audience and says "Cor blimey, guv'nor, that Hitler bloke, onto something, wasn't he?"

Someone hasn't eaten three portions of cheese covered broccoli and wanted to fuck a friend's mom.

I absolutely adore how even with a sympathy post, he's randomly tagging istathots. Shine on, you crazy diamond.