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[Positron]

"Fucking my ass always seems to just kick my dysphoria into remission." -- Zinnia Jones, Transgender activist, Neurochemistry researcher, and high-school dropout.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

From two zoophile threads:

that Archive was shopped

"that Archive was shopped"

https://oregoncoast.craigslist.org/vnn/d/journalist-seeks-info-on/6734373144.html

(https://archive.is/ZqkRL)
"Hello, I am a journalist with Kiwi Farms."

 

[MG 620]

"I used to urinate in objects in my bedroom e.g. an Action Man truck"

 

[neger psykolog]

(https://archive.is/ZqkRL)
"Hello, I am a journalist with Kiwi Farms."

At least give it justice of the full quote:

"Hello, I am a journalist with Kiwi Farms. I recently learned that one Levi Dane Simmons was arrested for allegedly raping puppies to death."

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

"At 7 a.m., he showered. The bar of soap had the hotel name stamped into both sides. He made sure to wash his ass with it."

 

[CatParty]

 

[Nasty]

Was going through some old threads and came across the “big furry dillydoe” comment.. probably my favourite so far.

 

[damian]

 

[CatParty]

 

[Army Burger]

 

[CatParty]

 

[Gordon Cole]

If this isn't the most autistic thread I don't know what to say. Wow! Kiwi farms people are really autistic as hell!

 

[ILSH]

^
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Stalker above me.

 

[vertexwindi]

^
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Stalker above me.

Kys faggot.

 

[ILSH]

Says a furfag.

 

[vertexwindi]

Says a furfag.

how does liking dkc2 make me a furfag

 

[ILSH]

The same way calling out stalkers makes me a faggot.

 

[AnOminous]

The same way calling out stalkers makes me a faggot.

This thread is for finding idiotic things people said on other threads. You're not supposed to post idiotic things here directly.

 

[ILSH]

That wasn't even idiotic.

 

[AprilRains]

That wasn't even idiotic.

if you do say so yourself. Actually, I notice that you did fucking say so yourself.