random_text.txt

[Wendy Carter]

Yes jews invented anime, with the intent that in the future it would be used to indoctrinate the masses into the globalist psyche.
Yes satan uses anime as a weapon against mankind and myself.
But you know what, I invented anime, I invented this reality, anime is sacred and holy and the jews are just like tiny bacteria inside my body, tiny little processes that make up the sum of my physicality.

Behold, the voice of God.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Army Burger]

I came here to gawk at a spooky skeltn and got a science lesson instead.

Never change KF.

 

[Brain Power]

He wants to eat a pizza he spent the last 8 hours ejaculating into?

 

[damian]

 

[AA 102]

"My whole cock and bladder feels like gold and sunlight. I believe this is what it feels like to be a Chad." - someone on 4chan after injecting 4mL of 5 Hour Energy directly into their bladder.

 

[MediocreMilt]

"My whole cock and bladder feels like gold and sunlight. I believe this is what it feels like to be a Chad." - someone on 4chan after injecting 4mL of 5 Hour Energy directly into their bladder.

Fake and gay (literally and figuratively). The whole point of the bladder is that it's really non-absorbent so that you have liquid pee. The whole point of the colon/rectum is that it's really absorbant so you DON'T have liquid shit.

TL;DR a bunch of /b/tards watched some tranny stick things in his butt again.

 

[Eryngium]

I'm not going to sit here and expect a bunch of mouth-breathing incest victims to be able to appreciate something like death industrial.

 

[downwardspiral]

"there is way too much white space on traditionally formatted scripts. Seriously, printer ink is expensive." -mr enter

Why I don't use traditional script format by MrEnter on DeviantArt

www.deviantart.com

 

[Freddy Freaker]

Kiwi Farms: If your friends betrayed you, your friend was probably us.

 

[Recoil]

do vibrators count as power tools?

When you're pouring concrete, absolutely. Vibration helps the concrete settle and there's even a long phallic shaped one referred to as a horse cock.

"Nobody who thinks rape is a joke should have access to sedatives."

-from a student's sign during a Dalhousie University protest against toxic masculinity

 

[Silence of the Troons]

I'll be glad to cut my dick off tonight. and maybe even my eye, so I don't hae to see this bad shit anymore.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Charisma is my dump stat, but Perception and intelligence is what I excel at.

 

[BlancoMailo]

"God ordered us to wage 'jihad.' He did not order us to win" (archive.is/j5iN6)

 

[Army Burger]

 

[MediocreMilt]

Tommy in the shower

I don't buy it. The man doesn't bathe.

 

[Oxidative Phosphorylation]

“We know for a fact that the dinosaurs did not have a space program

 

[BlancoMailo]

I believe he's confused them for the Polish, perfectly reasonable, as the egg clutches they lay during breeding season are nearly identical.

 

[Army Burger]

Secondly, where da tiddy at

we went from large tiddy to literally no tiddy

what's happening

i'm scared

 

[janekop]

Yes, I am very horny for Sonic, but I don't want to ruin his dignity by pooping on him.