random_text.txt

[TM Ambrose]

"You can take a chill pill off a short pier"

 

[Konstantinos]

"Please donate to my Patreon so I can survive her brutal assaults on my character."

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

"@Kingofpol Its not just @Spacekatgal I am going to expose the ENTIRE thing LIKE IN A JASON BOURNE MOVIE BUT WITH TRANNIES #StandWithStryker"

 

[YI 457]

"My mouth is being like an asshole."

Spoiler: Connection? Semi NSFW

 

[Joey Jo-Jo Junior]

Spoiler: Connection? Semi NSFW

>Asshole mouth

 

[HG 400]

Anyway sorry if they are too long or too esoteric.

Yeah they're too long, require context and I think random.txt is mainly for the retarded utterances of lolcows. Thanks for the ego boost though.

 

[Sammy]

"WER TH FUK IS MY ARMY @McDonalds_MA BEEN FUKIN WIAITNG 2 HOUR WE CANT KILL OBEME IF U FAGSS DONT HURRY TH FUK UP BITC"

 

[Dr. Meme]

Hy-hy-hyeah well...

"I can't tell if those Kiwi Farms scumbags are Jace's harassers (gross), fans because of his mental illness (gross), or both. (Extra nasty.) I think it's both. Needless to say, it's nice that forums like that exist, to keep this particular brand of scum somewhat contained."
-from GamerGhazi

 

[wagglyplacebo]

"You're such a smart bisexual stuttering cleverman!"

 

[Dr. Meme]

"Hello Reuben, have you found Jesus?"

 

[NeetBoy]

The de facto gatekeepers of Jace Connors

Source

 

[Cuck Norris]

"Needless to say, trigger warnings for cyber bullying and antisemitism. They also make fun of his fandom interests, stutter, and employ vicious islamaphobic hate speech to try and scare him. Some members appear to roleplay as terrorists." -GamerGhazi comments on Reuben's thread

 

[TM Ambrose]

How's your sex life. You single. You ready to mingle?

 

[Dalish]

This is a conspiracy from the inner circle to suppress information from regular working folk that have an interest in CWC.

 

[Tookie]

"I'm gonzo journalizing you now, faggot."

 

[NeetBoy]

"There was no reason in Hell for you to post on Kiwifarms. Nothing good could come of it."

- https://archive.today/CXbD1

 

[KingofManga420]

I can journalize some dick for you, if you want.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Mom STOLE my gaming PC+shes looking thru it trying 2 find hentai.Little does she know I hid it very well

 

[CWCissey]

This is fucked up. It's a tranny, she's flying a helicopter! IT'S A TRANNYCOPTER!

 

[Sigyn]

"I will never allow your cum crimes to stain John Cena's name."