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"Cyberbullying and harassment. bullies and makes fun of people with mental illness "
"It is a hate site to attack specific people"
"Possible ratings manipulation. Harassment website"
"It's for gay babies who go to gay baby clubs and spray their gay baby milk at each others faces "
-The user reviews for kiwifarms.net on WOT (Web of Trust)

https://www.mywot.com/en/scorecard/kiwifarms.net?utm_source=addon&utm_content=rw-viewsc
 
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Ruin said:
From the same site.

"People with disabilities who mock people with disabilities
Like a mentally disabled ouroburos. "
Click to expand...

I thought we already had the ouroboros of autism. It came from a Chris thread, I believe. That HATA stole our insult.

ouroboros-of-autism.jpg
 
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"Male Goodra Rights Association"

slugfucker has oozed his way into my lulz receptors.
 
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This is our most recent list of all quotes.
I like how you can tell around what time quotes were added and it shows the progression of the site. lol

Code: 
Better than a tall glass of Orange Fanta.
Where NOBODY'S HOME.
<img src="http://kiwifarms.net/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/phpbb/icon_julay.png" width="45" height="17" alt=":julay:" title="JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" />
"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"
"AUGH YEAH FOLKS"
"THIS IS A VIOLATION OF ETHNIC STANDERS!"
We came for CWC.
At least we tried!
*sigh*
"Very Boring, One-Horse Town"
Train. Say your prayers. Eat your vitamins. Be true to yourself. Be true to your country. Be a real American!
"Wait until my mom and my doctor see this."
Made with Crayola&copy; Model Magic&trade;!
"Today we are learning about owls"
"Mm, yeah."
Looking to hire a Skywriter.
"They know Clyde Cash!"
"HATERS TO THE LEFT"
"Listen Hitler, I'm tired of your white-knighting!"
Hi Chris!
"restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes."
Mercury levels reduced to sub-lethal amounts!
*HIIIISSSSS* *BANG* HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHAHA
"And look how it came out, shaped like a girl."
Dead Niggo Storage
"DON'T MAKE ME ASSUME MY ULTIMATE FORM!"
"MY SOUL HURTS!"
We're out for revengence.
Dragged through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids that said Autistic Person has.
Mary lee Walshing Witch Bitches
"FIRED FROM LIFE!!!"
Please, fellas, be sure to wear a bra!
A whole block of cheese.
Wow! We've got four likes already!
"SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL."
Home of the Xbox International Fanclub
"John? I'll be ready, John."
"ENJOY THE SPAGHETTI"
"He's fat! I'm thin!"
"Frustration is blind"
A bunch of damn smokers.
Discuss.
"Those who attempt to troll or mock will be banned"
"oppressive and mean; employing the same censorship tactics as North Korea to continue in their efforts to kick autistics."
"Here's uh, the first person shooter. It's got graphics in source code. God said they're dancing. Anyways, so uh, there's a potted plant."
"you guys that most people would consider you're a set of neckbeard douche-bros, right?"
"Where a post about Mighty Wings spawns an 11 page topic about fast food, what Mighty Wings taste like, and Chris' definition of spicy."
Sitting in detention.
"That's one way to make friends in highschool: Negotiation!"
<img src="http://kiwifarms.net/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/phpbb/icon_neckbeard.gif" alt=":neckbeard:" />
"above and beyond normal punishment"
*o*
>_<
"Um, who borrowed a pair of my panties withoot asking, crapped in them and returned them? I might still wear them if it was someone cool."
"Condensating bitches."
"Christian is a cool guy and a great friend, and he needs your support and guidance. Don't abandon him."
"Disclaimer - not a wizard, I just prefer their company."
"brouhaha"
"What if Chris bought a pint of milk?"
"What if Chris had two pairs of pants?"
"At my local comic book store there's a sign on it reminding its visitors to take showers."
"Do the math."
"This is why I stick to 2D."<br />"But for real though.."
We'll be in your dreams.
Yahtzee!
If you stop by, there's a bucket of pizza rolls in the corner of the room next to the mop.
"What's wrong with being subhuman?"
"HEH! YOU CAN PUT ME DOWN. YOU CAN SNAG MY MEDAL. BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE OR DESTROY MY HEART, MY SOULD, OR MY POWERS!"
"It was a very uncomfortable ride home that day."
"In the end, one way or another, the A-Logs <span style="text-decoration: underline">are</span> going to win."
"Hey Null! STOP BEING A DICK!"
Whoop-De-Doo for us!
"He's broken the laws of physics by how pathetic he is."
"The stupid bitch can't even set the house on fire. She cant even do that right."
"If I caught this house on fire I'd probably raise the property values."
"I think I just killed Chris Chandler, gamers, I'm sorry!"
<span style="font-size:150%;font-weight:bold;">&#945; &gt; &#946; &gt; &#969;</span>
<span style="color:#789922">&gt;tfw no gf</span>
<span style="color:#789922">&gt;tfw no bf</span>
Headquarters of the Feminist Globalist Marxists.
"They gave me a dose for schizophrenia, but I'm not schizo."
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEE"
Biggest name on the b-list since Tommy Wiseau.
Did anyone see us bring in a laptop to work?
"Dear leader's justice is so swift."
"all feminist sleeper agents"
"Excuse me, Marine coming through!"
"It says USMC on it so you know it's high-quality material.<br />Aww, what? Both of these have springs!?"
"This isn't autism, this is a way of life."
"I have a real fleshlight I got free off Craigslist"
"A NERD FROM K WITH A REALLY HIGH PITCH VOICE AND A LISP CALLED ME AND TRIED TO BE FUNNY AND HE SAID "IMPLYING" OUT LOUD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH"
"You have to be borderline retarded to post on the CWCki forums"
"Again, your "kind" is forbidden from monitoring me in any way, on any venue."
"I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to put a stop to CYBERBULLYING, and there are cyberbullies on here. It is your duty to have them banned."
"Im sure you would be comfortable with Sodomy if you gave it a try"
"M'lady."
Sponsored by Kraken Rum.
Looking to buy all of Bob's clothes.
Original Forum (DO NOT STEAL)
"Yeah I truecrypt all my Chris content and only go to the CWCki via tor"
"how can i take a cwiki forum down?"
"There was no dubstep when I was growing up, and we didn't see these gay people all over the place."
"ban all dads RIGHT NOW !!!!"
"If you keep this up im not buying you markers"
"THE LORD WILL RESCUE ME FROM SEXUAL PANIC #FUELTHEFIGHT"
"lost my virginity at 22 to a tranny like a normal person"
"I don't want to become an illiterate piece of shit that fucks sped girls!!!"
"School shooters are cool"
"I like this game because you can be like a politician and a school shooter at the same time!"
"Sign the petition or die"
"You can sign my petition or die, your choice"
"I am God"
"I will kill everything you live for, motherfucker"
"I'm not a creep, you cunt! I'll fucking kill you!"
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
"Wow don't shoot me you bitch, I'm Commander Stryker, I'm a fucking God!"
"WORLD-WIDE OPEN SECRET, SOLELY MR. DEC HAROLDS THE ONLY TRUE GOD IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!"
"WORLD-WIDE DEADLY COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD"
<tt>cans.wav</tt>
"What the hell is a <em>LAWL</em> cow?"
"Here I was just minding my own business enjoying my 2nd amendment rights, and you fuckers had to flip out on me."
"You all can kiss my Vagina of my soul!"
"Before I left I was working on a story about a fluffy pony who assassinates Kim Jong-Un."
"Home of the award winning cotton pudding.<br /><br />And such"
"Banned from chat."
"Read your bible, get your chicken, calm down."
"Sayonora, assholes."
"I'm the kind of guy who walks around my college campus, discussing grisly crime scene details into an RCA handheld voice recorder."
"Should a portion break, put it back together with KrazyGlue."
"Is this what you fuckers do? Mock others for eccentricities?"
"Online comment threads are like an abusive relationship. You keep going back hoping they'll change, but you just end up getting hurt again."
"There are sticky, lint like objects in the area of my groin, and near the perineum. They smell like death. In fact, that is what my groin smells like, even after applying Gold Bond and Lotrimin and taking a long bath."
"Light tell gaia to please help stop the spread of ebola in Africa"
Good luck, Ebola-chan!
"I don't know all the lyrics,<br>So I'll just sing from the bottom of my heart,<br>And the depths of my soul."
"YOU CANT FUCKING BLEND A FUCKING SKELETON YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT THE MEDIA'S HATRED OF SKELETONS. I'M NEVER USING A FUCKING BLENDER AGAIN."
"you and ur comp[any wer fuckin round an yu went and then you blend a skelton? yu messed with the wrong marin traine teen i wnt compensacin u fuks"
"ever-thinning hairline that is receding"
"Normally we would use lemons but this time we will use a stick"
"Oh, & it's "...thing you're going...", & "fictional novel" isn't redundant, or "historical fiction" [such as "period piece(s)"] wouldn't exist."
"listen, null. trolling and calling someone a wrong pronoun are different things."
"trolling doesn't really hurt lolcows. they get angry but they pick up the pieces from their anger. the wrong pronouns are basically telling trans that their identity is not valid."
"not using the proper pronouns should be illegal, actually. maybe you'd give a shit if it was."
"I'm pretty positive that I'm asexual or at least sex-repulsed, and have been with my lovely boyfriend for going on 5 years now. He's supportive of my sexuality."
"Has anyone tried calling the jail yet?"
"You're not supposed to get a boner about 9/11!"
"&amp;/or"
"Also, there is no 'elephant in the room', because elephants are said to never forget."
"I am not "fluent" in autism (which I don't believe even <strong>has</strong> its own language)"
"GUNS AND ANIME ARE OUR ONLY DEFENSE AGAINST THE LIES!"
"Satan is skyping my wolf soul. Help. Call 911."
"CORPSE THTERES A CORPSE ON MY DASH"
"Elliot Rodger was right about many of these things but unfortunately never managed to understand the problem the way I did – had he been given a chance to do so he might still be alive.
"<em>Serial killer vibe</em> is just American bs."
"Elliot Rodger was right."
"There's a snake in his boot. And by "a snake" I mean "shit". And by "boot" I mean "post"."
"I have begged my mother and my therapist to sleep with me out of desperation."
"<strong>DON'T. CALL. ANYBODY!</strong>"
"A HIGHLY armored and/or dangerous vehicle of HATE!!"
"I admit, I never had sex but sex is anything but abusive. The SJW's are just misconceptualize it as "rape" and "abuse.""
"I may be numb over these SJW's, but there are times that I really feel sorry for being born as a male b/c of them."
"I AM SPEAKING, AND I HAVE SPOKEN!!!"
"Fucking faggot made me and my girlfriend break up"
Trollish and Suspicious
"I once spell-checked my friend's scat fanfiction."
Powered by Kiwillium™
"Oh, My Gosh! What the hell has been screwing your mind up? Weed? Basement Loneliness? WTFH is Wrong with You?!"
"Sonic's world would be real, I would be living on Mobius, which is Sonic's planet, I would be about 12 again, no-one would ever age, I would be friends with Sonic, Tails and the others."
"YOU PUT ME ON A SINKING SHIP."
"this place is fucking weird"
"if nigge.rs was available we'd totally be nigge.rs tomorrow and nobody would have any say in it"
"I'm a warrior, Mom."<br />"YOU'RE A DROPOUT!"
"DO NOT ENGAGE IN COMBAT WITH THE RACE WAR VAN"
"Strem comin tonigt gys get rdy four an showdon #wutang #fuckdenver #livonlevidacool #gaysrfuckedup #fuckyou #mydadisafuckingbitchfaggot"
"They themselves know of their many crimes.  Don't hold back on these people they are monsters."
"Coming on this forum may have been a mistake."
"Let me be clear: the site is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, if you excuse the Star Wars reference."
"I’m convinced a lot of the members are bona fide psychopaths looking for easy prey. If you want my advice, stay the hell away."
"YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LACK OF RECALL AND CORRECTIONS!!!"
"Hand given"
"So what you're saying is this: you participated on a board that had the purpose of making fun of people for their eccentricities, and now you're upset because the people on the board made fun of your eccentricities."
"December 20, 2014: Jace gets trolled by a big troll who sent him $600 USD as a donation."
"It shouldn't surprise anyone that those forums are full of trolls and a recent study shows that those that engage in trolling and cyberbullying share traits of the Dark Triad."
"I DON'T WANNA BE A 3D SEX DICK ON THE WHITE HOUSE"
"@Null, just nuke me you gutless motherfucker!"
"I asked my mother to have sex with me during that horrible year of 2011 out of pure desperation, twice, and once in 2012...Which she should have done. The fact that she didn't shows just how much she cares about me and my frustration. In any normal country she'd be killed for that alone. "
"I'm running out of vaginas."
"im going to preface this by saying i like the idea of fucking dogs."
"So THAT is how you get into a relationship with a lesbian!! You became one!!"
"#BetaAsFuck #PeterCoffinWasRight"
"<strong>I am off my meds and I am online!</strong>"
"I will destroy anyone verbally with a beyblade battle of the soul"
"There was no reason in Hell for you to post on Kiwifarms. Nothing good could come of it."
"This is fucked up. It's a tranny, she's flying a helicopter! IT'S A TRANNYCOPTER!"
"Its amazing you all laugh at furries and accept gays. Both are deviations from the norm. Apparently tolerance is arbitrary."
"I googled it and found hentai."
"Cyberbullying and harassment. bullies and makes fun of people with mental illness "
"It is a hate site to attack specific people"
"Possible ratings manipulation. Harassment website"
 
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"#GamerGate"
(Homer's excessive obsession with GamerGate - he puts that tag in pretty much every tweet he makes)
 
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'I talked a lot with liquid and kacey back in the day. I almost considered kacey a friend we talked so much. Its rare to find artistic talent in someone as conservative as liquid is politically. He has a bright future ahead of him.


Just saying.'
 
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