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[EmuWarsVeteran]

This was with a guy who was definitely heterosexual, but such a failure at life he was trying to teach himself to be gay because he figured men had lower standards and at least that way someone would touch him. I bring that up because I think it's relevant.

 

[Army Burger]

I'm pretty if by "eggs" he really means "globs of coagulated blood mixed with pus".

 

[Spooky Bones]

Few people

I didn't really care all that much. I just thought it would be fun to DFE. I mean, it's what you're supposed to do, right?

You know you've been outed as a sperg. Your palms begin to sweat, the faint waft of cum and adrenaline seeping out of every pore in your corpulent troll body.

I am not even a sperg. I'm not even autistic! Well...when I was younger, I did have some form of autism.

Can you ask them to UNban me? I wasn't breaking any of your rules. In fact... what ARE your rules?

 

[Army Burger]

Kevin should lay eggs from is arsehole on the ranch and make a video. It would be quite the spectacle.

I know a lot about autism. My mom's a special educator. Plus I've done research.

 

[Zhan-Tiri13]

The best compliment I ever got!

OK there are 3 possibilities here:

1 - You gained the trust of a severely autistic and socially maladjusted man who thought you were one of his very few friends, went on to Kiwifarms, lied to him that you would defend him, pretended to defend him, then within a day you stabbed him in the back, told him you were doing so and posted more embarrassing things about him to the people making fun of him for no other reason than your own amusement.

2 - You came to Kiwifarms to genuinely defend your friend, then as soon as you got any pushback at all (such as people mentioning his weird piss fetish which you surely knew about), you then decided to flip sides, flushing years of friendship with him down the toilet in order to gain some sort of cred with a bunch of random internet people who you don't know, who don't like you, and have doxed you already.

3 - You are still Will's friend, but you think that by pretending to have turned on him and dishing up more dirt on him you might somehow play both sides, you are throwing your friend to the wolves in order to trollshield and keep the heat off yourself once you sensed that the people in the thread had doxed you and were about to turn on you instead of Will.

Whichever one of those is true, that makes you an untrustworthy, disloyal back-stabbing liar and possibly a psychopath.

You're right. Will isn't a bad person. At least not compared to you.

My answer is 1. But I'm in for a much bigger prize.

 

[Army Burger]

It's not taboo to draw a 9 year old anthropomorphic aardvark sitting down to pee. It's basically canon.

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[TV's Adam West]

Most of my friends and family wouldn’t be able to wrap their heads around this forum or the coke-addicted prostitutes named testaclese maximus who post here.

Is that why you were cool with me calling your doctor to ask about your pussy?

 

[Army Burger]

thats right everyone, CUM2DADDY just said it, we are morons and inferior

thanks CUM2DADDY, you sound like a great thinker and helped me notice this site is just a cesspool of dumbness

i'll delete my account right now!

 

[Clown Baby]

Stop clout-chasing and actually get clout, you lazy autistic troon.

 

[NoFeline]

 

[Cyril Sneer]

On Gwyneth Paltrow:

Maybe she should stick to selling cunt rocks to bored housewives and talking to water.

 

[Rat Speaker]

@NoFeline
Unholy fuck are you using the fucking light theme? Thank god no, carry on.

 

[dopy]

it is no surprise that an Ethiopian admires a land where everything is food.

 

[Army Burger]

He looks a lot "taller" than I imagined someone with a train crossing and Arthur piss art fetish.

Honestly if I had to choose between the Growing Around Universe and fucking CWCVille, I'd take CWCVille because at least there won't be firing squads just for aging and government sanctioned facilities that make me into a tard.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

i will never forgive Trump's Chosen People for taking my foreskin.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

inline hitler/dinosaur cumshot porn, many times.

quoting jizz hitler. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

 

[Army Burger]

So, apparently all Hitler really wanted was for families to be happy and together. Who knew? Could have sworn he was known for something completely different, but I must have been mistaken.

 

[Recoil]

Found by @Kideo Hojima

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/willia...sterandcarlrulz5050.17151/page-8#post-6261454

 

[HumanHive]

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Hitler Dinosaur WHAT?

 

[Kideo Hojima]

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She's really making this easy for herself.