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[Stratomsk]

It means I AM not a car.

 

[BiggerJ]

Kiwi Farms: Taking back 'porch monkeys' 'chimping out'.

 

[Watcher]

how could you be niggered by black people they have amazing penises

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1394010477 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   peek freans the official sponsor of BIG BLACK DICK

 

[Colress]

One dick back, dozens of dicks forward.

 

[SpessCaptain]

I'm telling you this because you won't believe me. I'm here to make a scene. The more you dig on my background, the more you'll look like a fool.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Fuck Kengle. He has a white savior complex.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"it's honestly worse than 4chan"

Spoiler: sauce

(from a reply to a post by Phil (ADF) on FB)

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1394010477 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   someone find me a giant bodypillow in the shape of a penis

 

[Randall Fragg]

Please so some variation of Sagal's threat to use Tesla's death ray to kill all men.

I will gain access to Tesla's "death ray" plans (I know where they reside), finish it, and then they can all lament about how they drove a sinter from building a better world to destroying it to let nature take it back over, all because they were fucking jealous about poor, creative people like us finally having a fucking paycheck TO DO WHAT THEY FUCKING LOVE

 

[CatParty]

 

[Dr. Meme]

 

[Olhelm]

 

[AnOminous]

Almost makes us sound cool.

 

[Dr. Meme]

That is the literal definition of @Judge Holden

 

[Maruukat]

'i like how within ten minutes of starting this thread i already have two people commenting on how i'm "salty" and 15 downvotes because literally nobody in the enter community who wasn't here pretty much from the start of the subforum can take the heat

 

[StanCommodore]

But apparently harassing one latin@ transwoman wasn't enough for your male virtual rape dicks! You went and spread your MRA cancer to other innocent victims. Well enough is enough!

From the ADF thread.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

"Enjoy my cookies, sugah!"

From here:

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/kengle-jpg.26724/

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1394010477 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   we sell lolcow and lolcow accessories

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Enjoy my cookies, sugah!"

I also suggest "Trollin' Farms." There's at least 2 gems in that goldmine.