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[CatParty]

"hello, chris"

"the sky writers are coming"

 

[José Mourinho]

"I would say Im in the top 10% here. Just cause Im a modest guy Ill say top 15% but you get the idea." (Chasethehedgehog)
"Word is a word and words just are a words. Words just is so dumb and words still is a words and the words can't hurt my feeling because words are still just a words. Words is still words, no words could hurt my feeling because they all are just a words." (DestinyMew)
"It sounds like school must be out for the trolls." (Hayakain)
"Powered by my computer skills and my connection with the DA staff, I'm ready to hunt trolls." (SpleeNfat)
"It is good day to be giant man!" (TF2)

 

[LM 697]

"HI A-LOG!"

 

[CatParty]

"the cwcki: makin y'all autistic for a grand number of years"

 

[Holdek]

Sigh...
Formerly known as Tomboy and Tomgirls of Virginia
The Sonichu Girls Headquarters!

 

[José Mourinho]

Is it okay for more DivineAngel quotes?

"You have serious mantle issues!"
"Vek no almen tel dor naeem!"
"you have no idea the power I have do you."
"This sight is filled to the brim with imbeciles!"
"You badmouthed my friend Belittled me And pissed off a Celestial Alliance, lucky for you they are letting me handle you personally! And don’t think you are going to get off easy."
"heres a hint when 2 and 2 don't make 4 look for the missing number."
"Don't mess with America."
"DO NOT BE A GRAMMER NATI ABOUT THIS!"
"Im going ot make you look like a ocmplete and tostal imbicvel here."
"I have cretin appointments that I can't miss"

 

[brooklynbailiff]

It's called the CWCki Forums.

 

[LM 697]

It's called the CWCki Forums.

Yeah, the one or two non-Chris ones are related to the forums itself. I don't recognize a lot of the non-Chris ones and I doubt most people coming here will either.

 

[The Hunter]

It's called the CWCki Forums.

What the hell kind of quote is that? That's not funny at all! How about that one quote by ObscureLolcow53926? That'd be hilarious!

btw, ur a sperg if you disagree with me!

 

[brooklynbailiff]

Yeah, the one or two non-Chris ones are related to the forums itself. I don't recognize a lot of the non-Chris ones and I doubt most people coming here will either.

It's more then one or two and that's what I mean. As far as I go I don't care about some dime-a-dozen, unfunny sperg's stupid rantings about something I don't give two shits enough about to look into in the first place. There's no reason to see it at the top of the board.

What the hell kind of quote is that? That's not funny at all! How about that one quote by ObscureLolcow53926? That'd be hilarious!

btw, ur a sperg if you disagree with me!

NO! YOU'RE THE SPERG!

 

[José Mourinho]

NO U!!!1111!!!1ONE

 

[The Hunter]

What the hell kind of quote is that? That's not funny at all! How about that one quote by ObscureLolcow53926? That'd be hilarious!

btw, ur a sperg if you disagree with me!

NO! YOU'RE THE SPERG!

I CAN'T BE A SPERG, I CALL OTHER PEOPLE SPERGS!!!1!!one!!

 

[Lil]

"I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT...AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR!"

Hey, that's my favorite Chris quote!

Funnily and unsurprisingly enough, he took that quote from South Park, in the episode when Wendy threatens to beat the shit out of Cartman for making fun of breast cancer.

If you guys already knew this then ignore me, my sperginess is just showing

 

[Holdek]

"I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT...AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR!"

Hey, that's my favorite Chris quote!

Funnily and unsurprisingly enough, he took that quote from South Park, in the episode when Wendy threatens to beat the shit out of Cartman for making fun of breast cancer.

If you guys already knew this then ignore me, my sperginess is just showing

I've probably seen the episode, but I don't remember the line. The fact that Chris can recall that from memory on command when angered, yet can't even remember which sweetheart he thinks he's talking to online in a single conversation, is both astounding and sad.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

How bout some Classic Chris quotes?

"I AM NOT IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!"

"Dudes and dudettes of all teenages"

"I like Dykes! DYKES! CHINA!!!"

"Crayola fuckin model magic"

"Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME..."

 

[rocket]

"We have Eye of Judgment cards"

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

In GodBear we trust.

 

[Lil]

I've probably seen the episode, but I don't remember the line. The fact that Chris can recall that from memory on command when angered, yet can't even remember which sweetheart he thinks he's talking to online in a single conversation, is both astounding and sad.

Breast Cancer Show Ever

You can skip to 6:36 and that's pretty much the start of the line.

Either Chris saw the episode or he somehow came up with that line all on his own. But something tells me he watched the episode and laughed at the boob jokes, without even recognizing the parallel drawn between Cartman and cancer.

 

[José Mourinho]

"U Gotta Believe!"

 

[Holdek]

I've probably seen the episode, but I don't remember the line. The fact that Chris can recall that from memory on command when angered, yet can't even remember which sweetheart he thinks he's talking to online in a single conversation, is both astounding and sad.

Breast Cancer Show Ever

You can skip to 6:36 and that's pretty much the start of the line.

Either Chris saw the episode or he somehow came up with that line all on his own. But something tells me he watched the episode and laughed at the boob jokes, without even recognizing the parallel drawn between Cartman and cancer.

Chris also made some video about breast cancer awareness. He wore his plush bra and focused the camera on it, and then said, "Hey, eyes up here buddy," which was apparently a joke from Family Guy or something.