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Our dicks are bigger than previously photographed, and they are no longer bent.
 
CompyRex said:
"John? I'll be ready, John."
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"This used to be a great place for huntin' slash."

"Welcome back, John/[username]. So glad you could make it."
 
We love the F outta Mary Lee Walsh!

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In partnership with Sony Corp of America
Sponsored by the new Playstation 4
 
SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL.
 
"Wow you're such a filthy casual."
"I have a logical thinking and brain .Poor grammer or english are not showing my true quality that is."
 
Yeah? Well y'know, that's just, like, uh...your opinion, man.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!
 
"Neglect, betrayal, and the planned obsolescence of plastic toys that wind up as toxic landfill." - Cole Smithey on Toy Story 3.
 
I AM THE LAW!
Gone to Val Verde, be back soon.
Let off some steam, Bennett.
He comes.
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Autism forever. We begin bombing in five minutes. - President Barack Obama
 
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