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HEH! YOU CAN PUT ME DOWN. YOU CAN SNAG MY MEDAL. BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE OR DESTROY MY HEART, MY SOULD, OR MY POWERS!
 
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From Valentine's Day Hymn:

"Then the man trips and pays the laundry bill."
 
"You better have burn heal"

"I want to believe Chris lied about that hooker and that he still has his wizard powers"
 
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Better than a tall glass of Orange Fanta.
Where NOBODY'S HOME.
<img src="/images/smilies/icon_julay.png" width="45" height="17" alt=":julay:" title="JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" />
"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"
"AUGH YEAH FOLKS"
"THIS IS A VIOLATION OF ETHNIC STANDERS!"
We came for CWC.
At least we tried!
*sigh*
"Very Boring, One-Horse Town"
Train. Say your prayers. Eat your vitamins. Be true to yourself. Be true to your country. Be a real American!
"Wait until my mom and my doctor see this."
Made with Crayola&copy; Model Magic&trade;!
"Today we are learning about owls"
"Mm, yeah."
Looking to hire a Skywriter.
"They know Clyde Cash!"
"HATERS TO THE LEFT"
"Listen Hitler, I'm tired of your white-knighting!"
Hi Chris!
"restaurants in India serve soy and veggie; cow worship; women there wear robes."
Mercury levels reduced to sub-lethal amounts!
*HIIIISSSSS* *BANG* HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHAHA
"And look how it came out, shaped like a girl."
Dead Niggo Storage
"DON'T MAKE ME ASSUME MY ULTIMATE FORM!"
"MY SOUL HURTS!"
We're out for revengence.
Dragged through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids that said Autistic Person has.
Mary lee Walshing Witch Bitches
"FIRED FROM LIFE!!!"
Please, fellas, be sure to wear a bra!
A whole block of cheese.
Wow! We've got four likes already!
"SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL."
Home of the Xbox International Fanclub
"John? I'll be ready, John."
"ENJOY THE SPAGHETTI"
"He's fat! I'm thin!"
"Frustration is blind"
A bunch of damn smokers.
Discuss.
"Those who attempt to troll or mock will be banned"
"oppressive and mean; employing the same censorship tactics as North Korea to continue in their efforts to kick autistics."
"Here's uh, the first person shooter. It's got graphics in source code. God said they're dancing. Anyways, so uh, there's a potted plant."
"you guys that most people would consider you're a set of neckbeard douche-bros, right?"
"Where a post about Mighty Wings spawns an 11 page topic about fast food, what Mighty Wings taste like, and Chris' definition of spicy."
Sitting in detention.
"That's one way to make friends in highschool: Negotiation!"
<img src="/images/smilies/icon_neckbeard.gif" alt=":neckbeard:" />
"above and beyond normal punishment"
*o*
>_<
"Um, who borrowed a pair of my panties withoot asking, crapped in them and returned them? I might still wear them if it was someone cool."
"Condensating bitches."
"Christian is a cool guy and a great friend, and he needs your support and guidance. Don't abandon him."
"Disclaimer - not a wizard, I just prefer their company."
"brouhaha"
"What if Chris bought a pint of milk?"
"What if Chris had two pairs of pants?"
"At my local comic book store there's a sign on it reminding its visitors to take showers."
"Do the math."
"This is why I stick to 2D."<br />"But for real though.."
We'll be in your dreams.
Yahtzee!
If you stop by, there's a bucket of pizza rolls in the corner of the room next to the mop.
"What's wrong with being subhuman?"
"HEH! YOU CAN PUT ME DOWN. YOU CAN SNAG MY MEDAL. BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE OR DESTROY MY HEART, MY SOULD, OR MY POWERS!"
"It was a very uncomfortable ride home that day."
"In the end, one way or another, the A-Logs <span style="text-decoration: underline">are</span> going to win."
"Hey Null! STOP BEING A DICK!"
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Things added from the Jayce stream so far:

"He's broken the laws of physics by how pathetic he is."
"The stupid bitch can't even set the house on fire. She cant even do that right."
"If I caught this house on fire I'd probably raise the property values."
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WILLIS BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE I TAKE A SHIT IN A JACK O LANTURN AND SMASH IT ON HIS PORCH
 
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