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[Ariel]

 

[Big Nasty]

"Our favorite potato was thwarted when the excitement of touching a real penis made him shit himself."

 

[AnOminous]

"Our favorite potato was thwarted when the excitement of touching a real penis made him shit himself."

I should actually be kind of worried that this sentence made perfect sense to me on first reading.

 

[JU 199]

Listen here you little bitch.

I will call you a god damn subhuman if that's the last thing im gonna do.

Your existence along with the other tards' existence on this forum are inferior and shouldnt be carried out.

 

[JU 199]

Btw the REAL lesson here is that I'm not fucking around when I say that I am smarter, better looking, and more successful than every single one of you.

 

[ON 190]

Seriously now - you do understand that I wouldn't need any welfare if it weren't for liberal policies?

 

[John Daker]

Their back is covered in mangy, coarse, matted black hair. I know this because they had me shave it for them once.

 

[John Daker]

Because I still have no idea how to quote chat:
@Le Bateleur; "I just want to know exactly what Phil's gross back hair smells like"

 

[Gun Barrel City Texas]

 

[John Daker]

For what it's worth, Phil, I don't think you belong in a group home. A dungeon might be more appropriate for you (and not the sexy kind either).

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"he's all for robbing autonomy from non-white autistics"

 

[John Daker]

I use Tor browser to do lolcow related browsing, and another browser for work and personal stuff. Minimises cognitive load.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

you are autistic and should be able to see reality better than you do, you are a disgrace to autistic people for thinking with your emotions instead of your brain.

So my penis is a magic wand and when I touch it looking at pictures it makes the pictures reality?

 

[Arctic]

This is just sad,instead of doing something in his life he stalks a broken man,addicted to diet coke and living on a American colony.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I’m not really a girl

 

[Arkangel]

"together we can put an end to Null's tirany and prevent him from taking control of 8chan the last bastion of freedom of speech" - Xalver's Personal Army Request on /cow/.

 

[AnOminous]

"together we can put an end to Null's tirany and prevent him from taking control of 8chan the last bastion of freedom of speech" - Xalver's Personal Army Request on /cow/.

At least he posted it to the right board.

 

[CatParty]

I'm what @Null called "genderfucked but biologically male" in mChat this morning, I can and often do go tomgirling, I don't care what gender pronoun I get called.

 

[NeetBoy]

"Basically what I'd say to my RL friends if I had any."

 

[CatParty]

You're all a bunch of cuckodooledoos.
Sick twisted faggots who suck each other off for breakfast.

 

[José Mourinho]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1438659863 A moment ago Null:
   @ @Alan Pardew, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE'S SHARING A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WITH A HORSE
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1438659863 A moment ago Null:
   THAT IS FANTASTIC