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[CatParty]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/untitled-png.46364/

I do not have a boner for trannies but i would not mind seeing them get raped.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/untitled-png.46450/

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Null, Null, Null

(from a recent FB post by Pablo)

 

[Dr. Meme]

Gen Zed: We just got the pictures you emailed us of you having sex with animals and we are disgusted! Please stop sending them.

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/17.jpg?1416407615 A moment ago Rio:
   kiwifarms: internet hate machine

 

[sugoi-chan]

Video games are for awesome sauce & saved lives from death!

Fuck you, corporate America.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I'm going to regret this

 

[JU 199]

I'm AMOGGING everybody. Tanmogging, voicemogging, literally TOWERING above all the workcels, studentcels, hobocels.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

You slumdogs will never understand because you're low testosterone and stuck indoors. You just can't understand my reality when I walk through a crowded street. Walking down the street like the prime pussy slayer that I am.

$25,000 Rolex watch
$500 Dior jeans
$5,000 pocket change in my back pocket

I'm AMOGGING everybody. Tanmogging, voicemogging, literally TOWERING above all the workcels, studentcels, hobocels.

All the prime pussy have their eyes on me. All the workcels put their heads to the ground in shame, off to their slave office. All the homelesscels trying to muster the courage to ask me for some of my $5,000+ cash.

The bad boy criminals and I nod at each other in acknowledgement as we pass each other by. This is just how life is when you have a face that says "yes I participate in bad boy slayer activities."

I'm a free-time theorist, I do as little as possible while making as much as possible. Few moves here, few moves there. If I'm not collecting cash from my international drug trafficking ring I'm switching out barcodes on Lego sets. Buying new consoles from the store then ordering a broken one from eBay to return for a full refund. You sleazeballs will never experience this because you lack creativity and low inhibition.

 

[SpessCaptain]

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Our holy army of rape warriors participates in corrective rape rather than primal rape. We are bold, righteous warriors dishing out punishment on filthy sluts, and taking society back from the scourges of harlotry and feminazism.

i’m so proud of anyone who writes fanfic.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

In 1940s my grandmother liked being kissed by my grandfather. In 2010s in the same area women prefer bullets to make them attracted. This is what liberalism created.

 

[CatParty]

Comparing Rocko's Modern Life to Steven Universe is akin to comparing a well-cooked meal to a shit sandwich. One is objectively superior.

 

[Anus]

From that copypasta x86x2 wrote.

I hope you die in a dune! I hope you die soon!

 

[Totenkopf]

For some reason, Null reminds me of a young Walter Sullivan from Silent Hill 4.

Both have a thing for their mommies.

That's not what Null's mom said. Last night I fucked her. Ask me how fat she was.

Her pussy was so huge and sloppy I had to tie a Hefty bag around my dick. I had to wash it, too, cause I'm not sure she even douches.

I'm not the one holding my cock.

No, Molly wasn't watching, but I invited Null's mom over to my house and plowed her. On camera. The video will be mailed to Null's home soon.

@Null wouldn't ban me because by doing so, he'd lose a key attraction and consequently, a lot of page views.

Is it not true he's trying to monopolize on the lolcow scene?

For the sake of argument, let's say I take two or three classes in one semester and work an eight-hour job on the days I don't have class. On top of that, I have homework, and other obligations, such as family. On what little free time I have, I have to write some stuff. Not exactly stress-free.

So I have no future and should kill myself, and do society a favor. Wonderful message.

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4203.jpg?1424898097 A moment ago I'm With Chris:
   I got a DRE from a MILF Dr. and released the most refreshing fart
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1439524484 A moment ago KatsuKitty:
   @ @I'm With Chris, i have no idea what the fuck you just said but i want to put it in random txt

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Autism is territorial

 

[Mulligan]

"Well shit, Last night I discovered my Wireless Mouse is growing mold on it somehow, I don;t have the means to clean it, nor do I have the spare spending cash to get a new one. So till then I gotta coat myself in spores." - a user in chat

 

[Tookie]

strikerwolf1:

ok i maybe in a diaper now but null will be in a body bag soon

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I WILL COOK ALL OF YOU.

Said by a user who is most likely Kent sperging out in his own thread.

 

[soliloquyR]

"OP IS A PHAGGOT"
"FUCKIN KIWIS ARE FUCKIN UP THIS NATION"
"SARAH NYBERG IS COMPLETELY INNOCENT"
"Support my Patreon so I can whine some more on Tumblr/Twitter!"