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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2080.jpg?1428155842 A moment ago x.eight.six.systems:
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"People who judge others on their spelling, grammar and punctuation are not usually talking about that kind of over the top text quirks. They're talking about they're, their and there, your and you're, etc. That kind of elitist white supremacist nonsense."
 
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melty said:
"People who judge others on their spelling, grammar and punctuation are not usually talking about that kind of over the top text quirks. They're talking about they're, their and there, your and you're, etc. That kind of elitist white supremacist nonsense."
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That kind of nonsense that will get your resume completely out of consideration for a job to the point no amount of affirmative action will save your ass.
 
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"This is for Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, you bastard."

"Hope you guys like my new CWC documentary. super interesting and hasn't been done before"

"I don't see how? I'd like to experience one. As long as ur smart and prepared, natural disasters aren't bad. Nevermind whatever.."

"Safety. Wisdom. Love. Analingus."

"Half the time when I'm negative I seem emo, and the other half when I'm positive I come off as creepy and the bad kind of insane. Welp, prepare for the latter."

"It's just... it really sucks being alone like this, especially when I'm constantly forced to watch/listen to other couples' happiness, and sometimes I wish I could have, like, a temporary girlfriend."

Also I second the Connor Bible quotes, especially:
"Is it not true he's trying to monopolize on the lolcow scene?"
 
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Anything from this, but especially the first part.
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For the last time negress is a term of endearment get it through your head.

So you admit there is a racial component to the term Hood Rats? almost as though Negroids are overrepresented within the lowlife criminal community, just like how Celtic Aryans and Moorish Italians are overrepresented in the upper class of criminals. Sounds like you have taken The Red Pill without even knoiwing it.
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While this first post is sarcastic, this was too funny for me to not recommend.

I remember when my mother strapped me to a toilet. Good times

Why is she wearing the diaper like goddamn Steve Urkel
 
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