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Dana is something of a pathetic figure.

She's wheelchair-bound:

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https://tweetsave.com/thedanaaddams/status/709161555053576192

She's working on some sort of game with a self-insert:

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http://umbravale-the-game.tumblr.com/characters
http://archive.is/pxy36

She's in Australia, Optus is an Australian carrier:

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https://tweetsave.com/thedanaaddams/status/697408381380751362

She's a short, fat, physically unattractive cripple that thinks she looks like a beautiful slender elf.

She's very likely another NEET in the Norasphere. If she is in receipt of a pension it would be against the terms of that government benefit to be working on a game (however awful that game may be). This is perhaps why she doesn't have a Patreon.

I can understand why she is so rancorous online, she's a female version of Kyle\Kylie the Canadian cripple fuhrer (though perhaps not as bitter as Kyle).
 
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Love it or hate it, Gamergate has brought out some of the dumbest people I've ever seen on the online. Just when I thought the Norasphere couldn't get any bigger, this tard comes in and starts accusing Brexiters of being Nazis.

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His Brexiting sperging and chimping:

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ARCHIVIST BECKS CHIMPING:

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More fun:

https://mobile.twitter.com/danielzklein/status/746212059977703426
https://mobile.twitter.com/MonteCristo/status/746235235684093953
https://mobile.twitter.com/MonteCristo/status/746236859697618950
https://mobile.twitter.com/danielzklein/status/746249681164898304
https://mobile.twitter.com/danielzklein/status/746253606215507968
https://mobile.twitter.com/danielzklein/status/746273456333848576

We can't forget that he's also been covered by KotakuInAction if you wanna read more about that.

https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAc...ot_games_league_of_legends_champion_designer/

Let's make this blowhard chimp, shall we?
 
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For context he seems to be German, and I looked him up and his original job at Riot Games was "Community Coordinator" for their German forums/servers, and worked his way up the totem pole to his current role as a champion designer. This isn't the first time we've gotten a cow from Riot Games and it won't be the last, I'm sure.
Riot's inner-workings between their various business associates are very interconnected, if a bit odd. That MonteCristo guy is a pretty big name on the LoL scene seeing as he co-owns a (currently banned) pro team, so I'm legit surprised a Riot employee would get in a public spat with him. Then again Klein doesn't exactly seem to be overflowing w/ common sense.
 
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If I recall, this guy is (or at least seemed to be) dating Rebecca Hernandez-Gerber (@archivistbecks), another employee at Riot. Also, another professional victim who is biologically female, dresses like a woman, presents in a female manner, dates a man, but screams "Harrassment" if someone refers to her has female. She can be a lolcow in her own right, but I haven't seen anything from her lately and I don't think she ever got a thread of her own. Smutley did a good writeup of her in another thread though, if there's any interest. Of course this guy ties into the Norasphere.
 
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selere said:
This guy looks like a total asshat.
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Riot Games has the amazing ability to both attract and hire some of the biggest names in computer games and some of the most obnoxious SJWs to their offices. It gets especially funny when some drama w/ a big name player/youtuber/streamer comes up in the community and one of the younger, stupider employees starts badmouthing the person and causes more drama and makes Riot look bad.
 
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MightyBiteySnake said:
Riot Games has the amazing ability to both attract and hire some of the biggest names in computer games and some of the most obnoxious SJWs to their offices. It gets especially funny when some drama w/ a big name player/youtuber/streamer comes up in the community and one of the younger, stupider employees starts badmouthing the person and causes more drama and makes Riot look bad.
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Oh boy, I'd love to see some examples of this.
 
Feline Darkmage said:
Oh boy, I'd love to see some examples of this.
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The unfortunate side effect is that it isn't always easy: being part of a major company means that sometimes the higher ups get these inflammatory comments deleted. The best ways to get content off of Rioters is to search their Twitters or check out the LoL website's blog posts' comment sections. Most Rioters have "Riot" in their Twitter @s, prefacing their username (Klein appears to be one of the exceptions on that) and on Riot's own websites Rioter's always have their names in red and their icon is always the company logo. If you look around for posts about changes of official responses to player concerns about changes you can find some hilarious CWC "You're thoughts and words have been inputted" -style shit.

But alas, I would not want to return empty-handed:
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I found both of these on a blog post about the "Dynamic Queue" lobby they introduced for ranked this season, titled "Rethinking Ranked Fives and Tuning Dynamic Queue". It would be a fine system, but you can have a team of 3 or 4 friends against two 2-man queues and a random, giving them the teamwork edge. There has been a rise in queue times and many players have noticed the unevenness this causes in-game. There has been a very vocal piece of the player base asking Riot for solutions for low-level players for months. Instead of offering a solution to the long-term problems Dynamic Queue has been facing, Riot elected to pad out the post w/ meaningless graphs and offering players who win 25 solo Ranked games in a row a special emblem... that means nothing. Suffice to say, players are not pleased, and showcased here are some exceptional individual Rioters doing their thing: Posting inflammatory comments at the fans.

Rioter tend to pull this kind of stunt quite a bit actually.
 
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chimpburgers said:
This is another profile that I've been blocked from that I never tweeted before, but they also seem to be a person of interest at least. I mentioned them in the Nyberg thread too. They are rat king'ed to Iggy Galvez at least.

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Hanamura said:
Oh man, I'm a bit familiar with this chick. She makes twitter and tumblr bots that make sjw-esque "humor" markov chains. (example here, more on her patreon)
She got into a slapfight with another tumblrbot's creator, Doomy, over Doomy making fun of her misunderstanding of what fucking opensource means (see below and link to the post with the dumb fucking argument here, the tl;dr of it is "UGH MEN ARE OPPRESSING ME)
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Now this Nora Reed chick is (as far as I know) a cis woman who's recently came out as "nonbinary femme" or some other bullshit which basically means "I'm okay with being a girl but i want more oppression points so I'll call myself nonbinary too"
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It's funny to re-read this thread a few months later.

Who would've thought that little Nora here would turn out to be one of the most productive and entertaining lolcows on this site?
 
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