- Joined
- Dec 26, 2025
Let's play a game of Rate That Indian!
The rules are simple. Pick any Indians you know of, whether public figures or someone you know personally. If the answer to a question is "yes" or otherwise positive to questions for each bullet point, your Indian is awarded points. If the answer is "no" or otherwise negative, they get nothing. Do not give partial credit--each item is all or nothing. Once you've tallied their points, refer to the grading scale below and post their scores.
Any questions? Is there anything you would like to add or change?
The rules are simple. Pick any Indians you know of, whether public figures or someone you know personally. If the answer to a question is "yes" or otherwise positive to questions for each bullet point, your Indian is awarded points. If the answer is "no" or otherwise negative, they get nothing. Do not give partial credit--each item is all or nothing. Once you've tallied their points, refer to the grading scale below and post their scores.
- 2 Points: Have they denounced Hinduism and any belief in reincarnation or social castes?
- 2 Points: Do they treat women as equals? How do they treat young girls? Have they ever pressured their women to abort girls? Or if she's a woman, has she never had an abortion or is remorseful for doing so?
- 2 Points: Are they not taking valuable jobs from your country's citizens? If they find themselves in a management position, do they hire based on merit and not whether or not the applicant is Indian?
- 1 Point: Do they lack any unreasonable reverence for cows?
- 1 Point: Are they competent at their job? Do they follow safety and hygiene protocols?
- 1 Point: Do they have good hygeine off the job? Do they pick up their trash and any animal droppings, or do they litter?
- 1 Point: Do they stand out as respectable and honorable in a meaningful way, not the backwards Izzat way? (This may overlap with other questions)
- BONUS POINT: Have they ever offered you steak, hamburgers, brisket, or other meats of bovine origin for dinner?
- 10 Pts.: Aryan Chad. Every Indian should follow your example.
- 9 Pts: Based? Kinda? Well, nobody's perfect.
- 8 Pts: Compromising.
- 7 Pts: Do not redeem saar.
- 1-6 Pts: Failure
- 0 Points:
♫YOU ARE THE GREAT MIGHTY POO.♫
♫AN ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT, 'TIS TRUE!♫
♫YOU FILTHY LITTLE 'JEET, GO BACK TO YOUR SHITTING STREET.♫
♫NO ONE WANTS YOUR SCAT, YOU LITTLE TWAT.♫
♫AN ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT, 'TIS TRUE!♫
♫YOU FILTHY LITTLE 'JEET, GO BACK TO YOUR SHITTING STREET.♫
♫NO ONE WANTS YOUR SCAT, YOU LITTLE TWAT.♫
Any questions? Is there anything you would like to add or change?