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8/10 too much meat

"How's this for your headline? 'French Fries!'" - the last words of convicted murderer James French before his execution via electric chair.
 
10/10, hilariously morbid.

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." -Napoleon I
 
Morbid Boredom said:
10/10, hilariously morbid.

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." -Napoleon I
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10/10 one of my favorites.

In badass pre-execution quotes, Georges Danton right before he was guillotined.

"Don't forget to show my head to the people. It's well worth seeing."
 
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10/10 awesome last words.

"It's like listening to North Korea talk about itself." - Retsutalk on the brony documentary.
 
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10/10 awesome last words.

"It's like listening to North Korea talk about itself." - Retsutalk on the brony documentary.
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10/10 I remember watching that thing with friends holy fuck. Also kudos for Retsutalk.

"No, God's Penis is not a biological organ. I never said God's Penis was the same as man's penis. Obviously it wouldn't be. That is why I pointed out God has a Holy, Righteous Penis. That is to say, it's not the same as man's corrupted, fleshy one...

You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man's penis onto God - which is exactly what you are doing. God's Penis is not equal to man's penis. It's really not hard to understand." - Some weirdo on IMDB.
 
"If I wanted to buy my own boxer shorts I wouldn't have gotten married." In response to her telling me I needed new underwear whilst she was sorting the washing and found a hole in the ass of my most comfortable pair.
 
4/10 Saw thd punchline coming.

"I'm the shit, literally." -Wiz Khalifa
 
10/10 Monty Python

'I don't mean to offend you or speak out of place, I don't want you on my conscience I want you on my face' Hottress - The Dreadnoughts
 
6/10 I don't speak pinko

"Ever try, ever fail? No matter, fail again, fail better." Samuel Beckett
 
5/10 Kind of uplifting I guess, but I'm not fully motivated to fail

"Work, work, work, work, work, work
He say me have to
Work, work, work, work, work, work!
He see me do me
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt!
So me put in
Work, work, work, work, work, work"
Rihanna
 
1/10 you should learn some proper grammar

"Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot."
 
raymond said:
"Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot."
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5/10 Sounds like something said in Sesame street towards Oscar.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates
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Solid 6

"This chair smells too much like farts"
- My co-worker, upon returning to his desk today.
 
7/10, tell him to bring a can of Febreze for personal use.

“I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.” -Joan Rivers
 
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