Hello, I have been asked by a user who I shall not name for their sake to write about my banning, or SpaceMilk's.
The synopsis is that I began hyping the community up about a juicy high school grade gossip story. This story concerned a very infamous female rDrama eceleb named Ted_Simp and her sexual escapades with the admins who run the site. Carpathianflorist claimed I doxxed him, then IP banned me. The “doxx” was a screenshot of carpathianflorist’s own comment that I found by scrolling through his profile page. This comment is still publicly available for anyone to see.
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I’m known on the site for commissioning numerous artists (including our own users) to draw the mascot professionally, as well as a few successful effortposts. I have the second highest voted post by proxy – an art piece called “Escape From Predditor Mansion” that was later used for a fun trolling op. I’m also the winner for the site’s best effort post in which I uncovered a massive child pornography ring on ROBLOX, juxtaposed with a humorous tone; as well as another effortpost detailing a hilariously comical struggle between terminally online Nazis and Jews on a discord server who put aside their differences and join forces to take down a pedophile – also comedic.
If it isn’t apparent already, I take nothing seriously. I like having fun. I like larping and goofing off. I like juicy and infantile stories. The way I saw it, the Internet ceases to exist once I step away from the computer, so say dumb shit, be foolish, and have some laughs.
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One week ago, Elfbinn sent me a DM of a photo of Ted_simp, a photo that was widely distributed by Ted_simp herself on rDrama.
What caught my eye was not the photo, but the details in her rambling against Ted_simp. At first I thought it was so absurd and unbelievable that I actually believed Elfbinn to be making it up because of their feud. Her main claim was that Ted_simp was meeting with an rDrama admin in real life for sex.
I then DM’d chiobu, rDrama’s most prolific user, to express my shock and ask if this was just made up.
I was under the impression that geese_sucks – the accused admin – was 18 because I had recalled him telling me he was 18 after we worked together to take down a Texan pedophile who was molesting his daughter. He had also publicly described his childhood in the takedown post and how it was his inspiration to bring this man to justice.
After chiobu, I contacted Schizocel – another rDrama admin but IIRC the only one who used to be a user on the site as opposed to being legacy admitted.
At first, I thought this story was bizarre, unlikely, and disturbing. But curiosity got the best of me. By reading the publicly available comments on CRUSTY’s page, I found admission that proved a part of Elfbinn’s story. There were too many things other things that lined up, for example both Ted_simp and geese_sucks publicly talked about their similar childhoods. I stopped seeing it as disturbing and started seeing it as a high school salacious rumor that would make for a post that was in the spirit of the site.
The thing is,
I had no evidence. There was never any evidence to begin with. None. I didn’t talk to anyone other than Elfbinn, Chiobu, and Schizocel at this point. My “plan”, or hoax really, was to pretend that I had all these connections and all this secret evidence, but I couldn’t show it to anyone - that way I build hype and dramatic suspense. I pretended to be overly confident, and
I began making everything up and seeing what sticks. I figured nothing would come out of it, because I had already done this before with @MarseyIsMyWaifu by pretending that I know he is a sockpuppet account because I have TwoLargeSnakesMating account activity report that was hidden because he knew too much. That report never existed. It was all made up for shits and giggles. Nothing came out of it. But this time, everyone bought it hook line and sinker.
The endgoal was that if there was a grain of truth in the gishgallop of made up BS, and Elfbinn wasn’t making anything up, then there would be at least be a small admission that a part of it was true from Ted_simp and geese_sucks. They ended up admitting nearly everything on their own while saying “I’ve always been open to these things, so it’s not a big deal anyway”. It was a hilarious success, and I was giggling the entire time. I planned to make a post the next day titled “Behold, the moment you have all been waiting for, the HARD evidence of the hot goss you’ve been dying to see…” and it would just be links to Ted_simp admitting it was true.
However, Soren contacted me out of the blue and asked who I was.
I did know Soren, but only because we played video games together a long time ago, otherwise didn’t talk much. The last time I saw him was in October. The same goes for Arran who I didn’t see in half a year.
Soren tells me that Penny – a famous black female user - is actually a sockpuppet used by a white male incel who goes as Dramacel. I was still giggling over being able to bait the truth, and the idea of it being true sounded so crazy but funny that I wanted to believe, and tried to prove it.
It was quickly apparent that it wasn’t true, and I moved on.
I obtained Arran’s contact info from Soren, and the only reason I wanted to talk to him was about the Penny rumor. That’s it. I didn’t need anything from him, because I already got it from baiting Ted_simp. We reconnected, he tells me what he knows about Penny, then asks what I am doing. I told him about my big con, and he told me in no uncertain terms that I need to be very careful, because Ted_simp is a “crazy” and “deeply unstable” woman, and he asked to not be mentioned at all because he was afraid that she would overreact and do something she regrets. I did mention him before in my gishgallop BS, because it was common knowledge that Arran and Soren are in the know about these things, thus it would be believable for something made up.
I was then DM’d by two separate users who I will not name who – without me asking – gave me even more info about Ted_simp, specifically that she lives near carpathianflorist and that it is very likely that he is also having sex with her. No evidence provided. While I couldn’t prove it, I looked at both of their profiles and they both mention *half a hundred times each* where they live, openly, in the public, unedited. And they both indeed lived near each other. Considering they both openly flirt with each other on the site as well, I determined this was quite plausible and integrated it into my hoax.
Carpathianflorist became angry and took action, first with Soren who he wrongly believed was the reason I “knew” anything. He did not have access to the database that contains private messages, so he gave Soren an ultimatum to either forcefully handover his DMs with not just me but ALL people he had ever messaged recently, or else. Carp then made a bald-faced lie that Ted_simp and him did not live near each other. It was such a terrible lie, and so easily disprovable by anyone without even trying, that I edited a reply to him with a screenshot I obtained from his own profile page that contradicted what he said. Showing him his own public comment was “doxing”. And that’s it.
I don’t know how to doxx nor was I ever interested in it. Not only is this “doxing” claim obviously not true, It is quite hypocritical for him to claim this could be doxing when approximately a year ago, carpathianflorist argued to log every single edit that users made without their knowledge, as well as prevent users from deleting comments past a certain age. I argued against him on the basis that this would infringe on user privacy, and that users ought to control what information they want to be available or hidden from the public at all times. Carpathianflorist’s response to me was along the lines of “if you think that anything you post on the internet can be anything but public information, you are an idiot.” Maybe he was right. But in that case I would challenge anyone to explain how a user who posts their own information on the internet for everyone to see, repeats this dozens of times, and at no point ever takes a single step to edit or delete their information, has any grounds to call foul when someone holds the mirror in front of him.
Here is what constituted as doxx. I will respect that he does not want this information available - even if anyone can see on it his profile wall - so I censored it.
Note the banhammer icon. This is the comment that led to my IP banning.
It is my belief that everything that transpired was just the most retarded nonsense.
If Aevann, the owner of the site, honestly thinks I'm in the wrong and this isn't egregious behavior to cover up the fact that someone takes the Internet too seriously, or that they made mistakes that belong to no one but them, then I'm fine with it.
